Stats Equal: Mina Ashido vs Xenomorph

[Flashlight237]

Know what? Since this is the Fun and Games board and this stuff is allowable in this board specifically, let's do this. So... We have... A character who spits acid who is all hugs and headpats against a character who spits acid who would not have the courtesy to leave any remains behind if it kills you in your sleep.

Stats are all equal. This is Mina vs an adult Xenomorph

Here are their profiles:

Mina Ashido's Profile
Xenomorph's Profile

Who takes this under the stipulation that stats are all equal?

Mina Ashido: 0
Xenomorph: 0
Inconclusive: 0