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"And is your meal to your liking, sir?" The waiter would ask with a polite smile.
Sportacus nodded in return, giving his own bright smile, "I am, yes! It's very delicious, and the mixture of grains, vegetables, and seafood provide a blend of much needed vitamins and nutrients! It does have a little too much fat, however, I'd love to recommend some options to reduce how much is used in this...What was this dish called, again?"
"Why that is the shrimp fried rice, sir," The waiter answered.
"Ha! What a good joke. But you can't expect me to be fooled so easily. A shrimp couldn't have possibly fried this rice," Sportacus let out a good-natured laugh, shaking his head.
"N-No, sir, it is not actually fried by a-" The waiter attempted to explain, but Sportacus had already stood up and began making his way to the kitchen.
"I'll just check in to see who the real chef is, and possibly discuss options for healthier eating!" Sportacus said as he opened the door.
However, once he'd entered the kitchen, Velvet Shrimp would turn in surprise, the creature standing next to a frying pan of the dish in question, it's black, beady eyes staring at Sportacus in shock.
Sportacus returned that shocked stare before he leap through the air, flipping several times before striking a fighting pose, "...You."
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I promised I'd keep this meme going, and I am...I am genuinely shocked that while browsing the 8-B tag I didn't just see Sportacus, but that he's 8-B+, with two calcs for the rating too! I instantly knew what I had to do, the food related joke wrote itself.
Sportacus VS Velvet Shrimp, Sportacus has already eaten a Sports Candy and Velvet Shrimp is in its base key, both are 8-B, fight starts at 5 meters, and speed is equalized
The Moral Of The Week Is to Eat Less Fats: 0
A Delicious Seafood Stir-fry: 0
They Work Together To Make Healthy Eating Delicious and Fun: 0
Sportacus nodded in return, giving his own bright smile, "I am, yes! It's very delicious, and the mixture of grains, vegetables, and seafood provide a blend of much needed vitamins and nutrients! It does have a little too much fat, however, I'd love to recommend some options to reduce how much is used in this...What was this dish called, again?"
"Why that is the shrimp fried rice, sir," The waiter answered.
"Ha! What a good joke. But you can't expect me to be fooled so easily. A shrimp couldn't have possibly fried this rice," Sportacus let out a good-natured laugh, shaking his head.
"N-No, sir, it is not actually fried by a-" The waiter attempted to explain, but Sportacus had already stood up and began making his way to the kitchen.
"I'll just check in to see who the real chef is, and possibly discuss options for healthier eating!" Sportacus said as he opened the door.
However, once he'd entered the kitchen, Velvet Shrimp would turn in surprise, the creature standing next to a frying pan of the dish in question, it's black, beady eyes staring at Sportacus in shock.
Sportacus returned that shocked stare before he leap through the air, flipping several times before striking a fighting pose, "...You."
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I promised I'd keep this meme going, and I am...I am genuinely shocked that while browsing the 8-B tag I didn't just see Sportacus, but that he's 8-B+, with two calcs for the rating too! I instantly knew what I had to do, the food related joke wrote itself.
Sportacus VS Velvet Shrimp, Sportacus has already eaten a Sports Candy and Velvet Shrimp is in its base key, both are 8-B, fight starts at 5 meters, and speed is equalized
The Moral Of The Week Is to Eat Less Fats: 0
A Delicious Seafood Stir-fry: 0
They Work Together To Make Healthy Eating Delicious and Fun: 0