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Spamton vs Wheatley
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Wheatley blitzes to hell and back with 9-A+ lasers and his ridiculous reactions. Or monologs and ****** dies to the AP gap.
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Thing is Wheatley either monologs and dies immediately or beams the living shit out of Spamton, blitzing and one-shotting.
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I'd have to rewatch the fight with him but he may start with monologing.
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Definitely Wheatley by a country mile, It ain't even close. His monolog goes on for like a minute. That's MORE then enough time for Spamton to have one-shot him many times over.
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Essentially, battle goes like this.
Wheatley begins monologing
Spamton eventually kind of just ****** hits him cause Wheatley can't move
Good game. Borderline stomp.
Wheatley begins monologing
Spamton eventually kind of just ****** hits him cause Wheatley can't move
Good game. Borderline stomp.
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Also Wheatley never uses lasers once in the fight. So his only wincon is also OOC.
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Basically. I'd have to look at GLaDOS's fight to see if lasers are in-character for her either.
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Wheatley is long, long, long, LONG dead before he even activates the neurotoxin. Also being what's essentially a puppet helps Spamton kind of lolno it.
Eden_Warlock99
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Would giving Wheatley prep make this fair?
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How many 9-A+ lasers do you think would be going up Spamton's everything?
Eden_Warlock99
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Wheatley would still monolog tho
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With prep time Wheatley would know there's a 9-B+ guy who can very easily murder him horribly and that lasers are essentially his only option.
Eden_Warlock99
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Wheatley's below average in intelligence tho
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Not exactly in second key, considering he replayed Chell's fight with GLaDOS in some preparation for his own fight.
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Also it'd take some intelligence to run the Aperture Science facility which for some reason is thought to be smaller then all American army bases.
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I guess you could say Spamton is going to [Spam a Ton of projectiles] on Wheatley before Wheatley could make a [Big Shot] of a move on our [Number1 Rated Salesman (C) 1997]
Anyway with jokes aside Spamton FRA.
Anyway with jokes aside Spamton FRA.
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Wheatley was designed to be an absolute moron, so I really cannot see him doing the optimal strategy first, giving Spamton plenty of time to pull off his junk first.
Spamton [+69 KROMER] FRA.
Spamton [+69 KROMER] FRA.
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Thing is lasers are OOC and they're Wheatley's only wincon, plus he monologs for a solid 55 seconds before even beginning to attack.
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Hence the whole "he's a moron and won't go for the optimal strategy" statement I made.
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Hence why it's a stomp. While the laser would certainly hit Spamton its the issue of using it.
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I'm sorry, but isn't Spamton a bit of a monologuer as well?
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Nowhere near as much as Wheatley.
Eden_Warlock99
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Couldn't Wheatley survive at least one hit from Spamton? Wheatley's Durability upscales from Chell's, which is 3 megajoules and Spamton's 12 megajoules, so not enough for a One-Shot
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You mean that highly high-balled explosion that literally leaves Chell unable to walk?
