Spamton vs Wheatley

[Adem_Warlock69]

Spamton NEO and GLaDOS' Body Wheatley are being used

Speed equalized

Wheatley has one hour of prep time

Spamton: 5 (ProPlayerJohn, FinePoint, The_Almighty_Wholesome, Psychomaster35, Starter_Pack)

Wheatley:

Incon:

 

[DaReaperMan]

Wheatley blitzes to hell and back with 9-A+ lasers and his ridiculous reactions. Or monologs and ****** dies to the AP gap.

 

[QrowBarr]

Wheatley's gonna get overpowered quick if he starts with his bombs first, without mobility he's basically a sitting duck

 

[DaReaperMan]

Thing is Wheatley either monologs and dies immediately or beams the living shit out of Spamton, blitzing and one-shotting.

 

[Shmooply]

Obviously, what will actually happen is them having a ridiculous argument that goes absolutely nowhere.
Then they both explode.
I
HATE
REDDIT SPACING
Jokes aside, if Wheatley starts with his lasers then yeah, Spamton is screwed here.

 

[DaReaperMan]

I'd have to rewatch the fight with him but he may start with monologing.

 

[FinePoint]

So, who's more likely to stall with dialogue and die, Spamton or Wheatley?

 

[DaReaperMan]

So, who's more likely to stall with dialogue and die, Spamton or Wheatley?

Definitely Wheatley by a country mile, It ain't even close. His monolog goes on for like a minute. That's MORE then enough time for Spamton to have one-shot him many times over.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Essentially, battle goes like this.

Wheatley begins monologing

Spamton eventually kind of just ****** hits him cause Wheatley can't move

Good game. Borderline stomp.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Also Wheatley never uses lasers once in the fight. So his only wincon is also OOC.

 

[Shmooply]

So, it's a stomp.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Basically. I'd have to look at GLaDOS's fight to see if lasers are in-character for her either.

 

[QrowBarr]

I don't recall her using lasers in her fight, might have to look back on it. Neurotoxin might not work because Spamton's implied to be more or less mechanical in nature

 

[DaReaperMan]

I don't recall her using lasers in her fight, might have to look back on it. Neurotoxin might not work because Spamton's implied to be more or less mechanical in nature

Wheatley is long, long, long, LONG dead before he even activates the neurotoxin. Also being what's essentially a puppet helps Spamton kind of lolno it.

 

[QrowBarr]

Yeah lmao, the only thing Wheatley has is a 9-A+ laser which he won't even use. Pretty stompish

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

Would giving Wheatley prep make this fair?

 

[DaReaperMan]

How many 9-A+ lasers do you think would be going up Spamton's everything?

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

How many 9-A+ lasers do you think would be going up Spamton's everything?

Wheatley would still monolog tho

 

[DaReaperMan]

Wheatley would still monolog tho

With prep time Wheatley would know there's a 9-B+ guy who can very easily murder him horribly and that lasers are essentially his only option.

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

With prep time Wheatley would know there's a 9-B+ guy who can very easily murder him horribly and that lasers are essentially his only option.

Wheatley's below average in intelligence tho

 

[DaReaperMan]

Wheatley's below average in intelligence tho

Not exactly in second key, considering he replayed Chell's fight with GLaDOS in some preparation for his own fight.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Also it'd take some intelligence to run the Aperture Science facility which for some reason is thought to be smaller then all American army bases.

 

[PROPLAYEN]

Spamton FRA

 

[FinePoint]

It seems to me that if if Wheatley is in-character his ego will almost always cause him to monologue long enough to die.

 

[The_Almighty_Wholesome]

I guess you could say Spamton is going to [Spam a Ton of projectiles] on Wheatley before Wheatley could make a [Big Shot] of a move on our [Number1 Rated Salesman (C) 1997]

Anyway with jokes aside Spamton FRA.

 

[Psychomaster35]

[HYPERLINK BLOCKED] FRA

 

[Starter_Pack]

Wheatley was designed to be an absolute moron, so I really cannot see him doing the optimal strategy first, giving Spamton plenty of time to pull off his junk first.

Spamton [+69 KROMER] FRA.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Wheatley was designed to be an absolute moron, so I really cannot see him doing the optimal strategy first, giving Spamton plenty of time to pull off his junk first.

Spamton [+69 KROMER] FRA.

Thing is lasers are OOC and they're Wheatley's only wincon, plus he monologs for a solid 55 seconds before even beginning to attack.

 

[Starter_Pack]

Hence the whole "he's a moron and won't go for the optimal strategy" statement I made.

 

[DaReaperMan]

Hence why it's a stomp. While the laser would certainly hit Spamton its the issue of using it.

 

[Starter_Pack]

I'm sorry, but isn't Spamton a bit of a monologuer as well?

 

[DaReaperMan]

Nowhere near as much as Wheatley.

 

[Adem_Warlock69]

Couldn't Wheatley survive at least one hit from Spamton? Wheatley's Durability upscales from Chell's, which is 3 megajoules and Spamton's 12 megajoules, so not enough for a One-Shot

 

[DaReaperMan]

You mean that highly high-balled explosion that literally leaves Chell unable to walk?

 

[Sans2345]

Some scammer FRA (Spamton)