SMURF VS SMURF, SMURF VS SMURF, SMURF VS SMURF

[DMUA]

SMURF

VS

SMUUUURRRRRFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speed Equalized

Otherwise Standard Battle Assumptions

Omni (Everybody Wants to Rule the World):

Lucas Arde: 3 (Yobobojojo, Mr. Bambu and DMUA)

Smurf:

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Assuming that Monarch's BS doesn't permeate every thing he touches, can retcon do the trick?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Damian activates his Authority at the same time Omni activates his retcon.

Omni retcons everything except Damian and everything for 50 metres or something around him

You think my BS permeates the Black Pillars?

No.

My BS is the Black Pillars.

 

[DMUA]

Again Damian has the capacity to no u The Authority of Humanity

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Okay

Omni dies

How can he even win here though?

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Damian activates his Authority at the same time Omni activates his retcon.

Omni retcons everything except Damian and everything for 50 metres or something around him

You think my BS permeates the Black Pillars?

No.

My BS is the Black Pillars.

Still doesn't justify making up quotes for your profiles

 

[DMUA]

That's the joke

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Okay.

I don't get it.

 

[DMUA]

Swapped the Smurf to something fair

 

[Yobo_Blue]

So

What does retcon do here?

 

[DMUA]

The same thing except Luke can't just S U C C gg

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Okay

What's his counter to law manipulation GG?

 

[DMUA]

His existence being a giant middle finger to the Authority of Humanity

Considering he's an Anomaly that can't be fixed by them

 

[Yobo_Blue]

So basically yet again Omni can do nothing.

 

[DMUA]

He can punch Luke in the face

 

[Yobo_Blue]

That Immortality is a thing tho

 

[DMUA]

Type 8 takes longer then a day if that's your referring to

 

[Yobo_Blue]

And low godly?

 

[Yobo_Blue]

See this is why we dislike giving Monarch nice things

 

[DMUA]

Yeah that's a tough ordeal

Of course Lucas also doesn't resist T H E T I M E O U T

So he could just leave him in stopped time for a day

And of course Luke can split him in two with a surge so

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Oh that takes a minute or so.

Assuming he's like

atomised

by the 4-B punch

 

[Yobo_Blue]

So

What even happens?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Pro hits him a few times with spatial hax.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

Oof

Ah well, Pro FRA

Why did you even let Monarch do this? This is worse than Masada

 

[DMUA]

I didn't let him, he did these evil acts on his ow

 

[DMUA]

Also isn't THE TIMEOUT thoughtbased and at least incon worthy or nah?

 

[Yobo_Blue]

We have no clue what Omni actually starts with because he'd wipe away the Verse with a thought.

 

[DMUA]

Eh Alright

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I mean

Omni could like

D E L E T

the world they're in

Pro'd be fine but he'd be floating in the void until he portals over to another universe

Which I guess is outside the battlefield?

 

[Yobo_Blue]

But would Omni due that though? He doesn't have precog or anything

 

[Yobo_Blue]

I'm still mad about your made up quotes tho

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I'll say them for you at some point, don't worry

I could even say the first one next time I go on a killing spree.

 

[Yobo_Blue]

No u

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Er. Yobo voted for Pro Is Lucas the Pro

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Cough

Yes

He got an actual name recently, but he's been "Protagonist" for so long that everyone including myself still calls him Pro

 

[Mr. Bambu]

alright sorry

just making sure somebody didn't make a crazy switcharoo

in that case I'll be lazy and vote for the protagonist pro lucas FRA.

smurfs are disgusting and should be destroyed prove me wrong

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I can't. The issue is destroying them in the first place with all their broken defenses and regen and immortalities

 

[Mr. Bambu]

Aliax will do that from a versus battles point of view, outside of that, just don't make Masada

 

[DMUA]

I will also vote for the Pro Smurf because we live in a society

If monarch were to vote that would be fanokay

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I don't want to vote