Simon the Digger Vs. Steve from Minecraft

[Bobsican]

A pretty funny match in paper.

Both at 2-B, speed equalized.

He who digs

He who mines


...

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

100% win, GG steve

 

[Bobsican]

Can he kill the true self of Steve?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Yes? They're both 4-D

 

[DMUA]

How many dang times has this been made

And how many times do I have to say "Probability GG"

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Steve tries to use Law Manipulation, but his chance of erasing Simon is 0%, so Simon says "lol no" and punches Steve to death.

 

[DMUA]

To say he punches him exactly once because he has a 100% chance to damage and kill

 

[Bobsican]

Steve dies, he respawns as his true "form" is likely omnipresent.

Simon leads with verse busting?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Then Simon punches his true form to death as well.

 

[Bobsican]

He can hit non corporeals?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Yes.

 

[Bobsican]

Steven can still use his prob manip to reduce the effect of Simon´s.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Bobsican]

Oof.

 

[Jinsye]

I mean

a multiversal law saying "You can't exist" isn't really based on probability

Also I made this before, just sayi

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

This was done, like, six different times before.

 

[Jinsye]

Probability doesn't save Simon from Law Manip tho still

@Bob Steve's probability is literal trash compared to Simon's

Basically take a dumpster fire

than take the quality of Minecraft itself

That's Steve's probability manip compared to Simon

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

But Minecraft is trash.

Couldn't Simon lower the probability of Steven using the Law hax to begin with?

 

[Jinsye]

I'm pretty sure Probability Manip hasn't been used in that way.

Like he doesn't have mind manip of the sort to use on Quartz.

Also comparison is still valid

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Then I guess this is another one of those annoying "who hits first" fights.

 

[Jinsye]

Law Manip happens on thought

Simon needs to come up and smack him with a drill.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

He could lower the probability of Steve getting the first hit tho.

 

[Jinsye]

Again

Multiversal law

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

And this has anything to do with what I just said because...

 

[Jinsye]

Steve's first hit is inputting a law across the multiverse

That takes a thought

Unless Simon can make it so that thoughts take 2 seconds he gets erased

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

And why wouldn't he be able to do that? Steve's thought aren't immune to probability, and it was shown that probability can be used to avoid being hit.

 

[Jinsye]

Cause he's never shown to do some highly specific stuff with his probability.

He's also not getting hit, he's getting told 'no u' by a law

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Steve's first hit is inputting a law across the multiverse

Is he getting hit or is he not? Pick one.

 

[Jinsye]

'Hit' is a relative term

First 'hit' is 'first move'

Ala a 'who hits first' is not always who smacks eachother first

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I hate when people do that, they say one thing and then later they say another one that contradicts it, and then they act like it's my fault for getting confused, when I'm literally just following the logic they gave me.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

But yeah, I guess Steve gets the first hit then.

 

[Jinsye]

Thing is, Simon's probability is for dodging 'hits' that are like being hit with projectiles, weapons, etc.

Steve's 'hit' is different that you cant exactly dodge via probability

 

[Jinsye]

"Can affect the anti-spirals non-borporal form"

Borp

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I hate when stuff like that keeps changing in the middle of the conversation, if it isn't a hit, then just don't call it a hit; I can only follow one logic at once, how am I supposed to keep up with terms that keep contradicting itself? This really annoys me, might be because I'm really annoying myself.

 

[Jinsye]

Tbf the only reason i called it a 'hit' was because you said 'who hits first'

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Meh, I guess that makes sense; anyway, let's stop talking about my OCD and go back to the fight.

 

[DMUA]

Simon can also warp through time to drill him before he thinks about it

Or just do an omnipresent attack

Either works

 

[Jinsye]

Not sure if paradoxing someone who basically exists outside of space-time would work

 

[DMUA]

Anti Spiral begs to differ

 

[Jinsye]

AS exists between universes tho

Player sees space and time as dreams

which should be high 2-a but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa