Sans fights.... Jesus

[Stalker_Maggot]

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Rules:

Both at 9-A

Speed equalized

Fight takes place on the surface

The Pile of Bones:

Praise the Lord!: 9

Inconclusive:

Jesus has a AP Edge, but Sans negates the hell out of durability so...

Battle Theme

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Bump

 

[Armorchompy]

I don't really know, ahem, Jesus, what does he start with?

 

[Armorchompy]

Actually, more important, how about his immortality, how much does it take for him to be resurrected?

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Idk

 

[Moritzva]

The immortality isn't combat-applicable.

Jesus typical starts with a mix of his guns, telekinesis, while also flying around and evading attacks. Jesus regularly takes on hordes of people with guns, so Sans' Danmaku isn't completely unavoidable for him.

Sans' gravity manip, as well, is countered by Jesus' flight. It's more or less impossible to determine for sure if Sans' telekinesis is stronger than Jesus', however, Jesus has Class K, so it's likely that Jesus has the advantage there. (Without any feats, you really can't assume someone has Class K.)

Sans spams Teleport more than Jesus, though Jesus is more likely to use his telekinesis to actually do damage (Jesus has used telekinesis to shove a person into a floor, or crush people with large objects) rather than simply pushing them into other attacks.

Sans has Soul Manip, but contrary to popular belief, it is not a one-shot ability.

So, let's go down to AP. Sans scales from Frisk, who was untouched by 60 MJ. Jesus regularly vaporizes people (300 MJ) and fights people comparable to that, likely with a tad bit of upscaling. Jesus likely has the advantage in AP, Sans largely upscales from 60 MJ, but Jesus is around 300 MJ, which is five times more than 60 Megajoules.

All together, I'm going to give this to Jesus. Jesus' forcefields, flight, and experience with tons of bullets from all angels should help him avoid the bones, and the Soul Manip isn't a one-shot, so he can afford to be hit a few times. With his own Telekinesis, he can beat up Sans from afar. Sans can try to dodge, but Bullettime and Telekinesis make it very difficult.

As well, Jesus has an overall skill and AP advantage, meaning he could probably take Sans out quite quickly if it came down to it. Not to mention, Sans is very likely to get tired if the fight takes too long, while Jesus will just keep on fighting.

Due to Jesus' AP, skill, reaction/speed amp, and abilities to counter Sans' danmaku, I vote Jesus.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

1 for Jesus

 

[Moritzva]

As a side note, Madness Combat 8 shows a lot of what Jesus can do (Although, he is drastically weakened in it. His magic weakens over time as the disease The Auditor inflicted upon him grows stronger, though he continues fighting dozens upon dozens of enemies.)

As a second side note, Jesus has dealt with teleporting enemies before (He was able to, while greatly weakened and having fought through hordes of enemies, contest and battle against The Auditor, who also uses teleportation, along with various other abilities.)

 

[Armorchompy]

You should keep in mind that Danmaku is avoidable thanks to game mechanics, in reality it would probably be literally unavoidable. But I agree that Jesus seems to have the edge, I'm voting for him.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

2 for Jesus

 

[Phoenix821]

Jesus FRA.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

3 for Jesus

 

[TheQuirkyBoy]

The lord and savior, Jesus should take this FRA

 

[Overlord775]

Jesus FRA

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

2 votes left

 

[Bruhtelho]

Jesus with a Gun FRA

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

1 vote left

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Sans dies for our sins FRA.

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Grace

 

[Jimboydejuan12]

IM RIGHT HERE! voting Jesus Fra.

 

[Planck69]

JESUS FRA

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

9 for Jesus Christ

 

[Armorchompy]

tfw you try to make him feel his sins crawling on his back but he died for our sins already so you get shot

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

Yeah lol

 

[SupersonicWarriorZ]

epic

 

[Stalker_Maggot]

This can be added now

 

[Hitty_Smityu]

Jesus FRA

I'll request this to be added