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It was a long day. Bender had been working for this fat guy with a mustache for months now and was getting sick of this. "Awww, man, I QUIT! This job is horrible!" Bender shouted. He then saw something. A book. "How to rule the universe (for robots)". Bender smirked and read through it.
ONE YEAR LATER
Robotnik had become a god. He ruled over the entirety of the universe with an iron fist. "SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GET ME A UP OF TEA!" He roared, but only say their heads roll up. Bender looked at Robotnik, having gained the entire universe as a processor.
"You! You were supposed to be scrub monkey third class!" Eggman boomed down, as Bender just said this. "Heh. Wrong. I am much more. I AM THE ROBOT GOD, and now that I am, I've waited long to say this."
He then walked up to Robotnik and showed him his rear end. "Bite my shiny, omnipotent ass!" Robotnik was maddened as he charged towards Bender.
Speed Equalized.
Both are 3-A.
Battle is in Robotnik's lair.
Both are in-character.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Who wins?
Eggma: 0
Bender: 0
Inconclusive: 0
ONE YEAR LATER
Robotnik had become a god. He ruled over the entirety of the universe with an iron fist. "SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GET ME A UP OF TEA!" He roared, but only say their heads roll up. Bender looked at Robotnik, having gained the entire universe as a processor.
"You! You were supposed to be scrub monkey third class!" Eggman boomed down, as Bender just said this. "Heh. Wrong. I am much more. I AM THE ROBOT GOD, and now that I am, I've waited long to say this."
He then walked up to Robotnik and showed him his rear end. "Bite my shiny, omnipotent ass!" Robotnik was maddened as he charged towards Bender.
Speed Equalized.
Both are 3-A.
Battle is in Robotnik's lair.
Both are in-character.
Win via KO, incap or death.
Who wins?
Eggma: 0
Bender: 0
Inconclusive: 0
