Pre-RPG Boss Battle One Liners

[Reppuzan]

Another creative thing, if you guys are interested.

Simply put, come up with a line you or a character you like/have created would say before an RPG-style boss fight. Then come up with another line that the boss would say in response, or vice versa.

Let me give you an example:

Boss: My sword screams for your death, Hero. May your death's knell mark a new era under this scarlet moon!

Hero: As if! You're the one who's going six feet under!

Of course, you can probably get a lot more creative than this, but go to town.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Boss: You're fired.

Me: Well shit.

 

[Andykhang]

That just give me an idea...

Boss: You're fire...

Benson: You DARE fired me? I"M THE PARK MANAGER AROUND HERE.

 

[Reppuzan]

You do realize I was referring to video game bosses... right?

 

[Andykhang]

The Boss is the anomynous self-proclaimed boss of rival park that get a bit cocky.

 

[Reppuzan]

No I mean, right before an RPG bossfight...

I'm just thinking of giving up at this point...

 

[Ryukama]

Boss: Mordecai and Rigby you clean up this mess right now or YOU'RE FIRED!

Hero: We cleaned up your mom...OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sir_Ovens]

I was thinking of something like Scott Pilgrim, so after you get fired you initiate the boss battle.