"Statistically, more resources are wasted providing you and your kind with food and water to babble around than they are with providing me basic electricity that lets me do everything you can with over a thousand times the efficiency in a pinky finger. By most standards, you are more the piece of trash than I. But what do I know? I'm just the robot. Also, Owner. You are squeezing me tightly."
"Wow, that's..." she'd slowly keep the hug less right, but still keep the bot in her embrace, "...a little harsh— well, since I was a human before... But, still... kinda sharp words..."
"I don't think the lady could tell that I was being sarcastic. Perhaps I have a poor grasp of sarcasm. Either that, or her intellectual faculties are below the average. I suggest the latter, but, as many humans will say in situations like these: whatever.""Still, I will need more power before I process any long range scans. Minor functions are available until power is restored."
"ROXANNE! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!", the Doctor shouted at her before lowering his voice again. "Ahem, I shall report both of you to the higher-ups for your behaviours. You better get along now if you don't want to get fired or disassembled!", he warned.
"I don't believe I've done anything to deserve being reprimanded— But, if such a thing is the standard procedure, then such is the system. Though, time will likely be more efficiently spent on the current task than on potential corporate backlash. Would that be agreeable, doctor?"
"Oh, don't mistake what I said for fear of the company. I personally don't care about what those people think. I do, however, care about this team! You provoked her after she went through the stress of trying to save you and your owner from being abducted. Both you and Rox are at fault here.", he sighed and looked at their pilot.
"I see. I would suppose that makes logical sense. It seems I am still far too prone to indiscretion such as this... I will be better in the future. Apologies. This will not happen in the future. Probably."
"Deepest apologies Doc, but I will take responsibility for half - no, taking full responsibility for Cy replying this way. I'll be sure to teach her in due time..." she replied, looking at Rox with a tilting head. "And as for you, please don't go shooting her... Wouldn't want any dents on my little cute robot." saying that with a hint of humour to try and lighten up the mood.
She was already gone, so nothing from Tosho reached to her, not like she was in the mood for jokes after being played for fools by the guys from earlier
