Octodad vs Mr Bean 0|0|0

[Salt-on-pizza]

Both have access to their Optional Equipment and start a few meters away. To keep things interesting (and fair) i'll be merging Live Action Mr Bean with his Animated counterpart. This is also because of the fact that Live Action Bean's profile isn't in the best shape at the moment.

blurblblurbleblurble (translation: choke on piss and die):
British man with an Air Pistol:
Inconclusive:
(Mr Bean reaches 409 kilojoules with his car and is equal in durability, Octodad has 935 Kilojoules)

 

[MinecraftHater2011]

Think I'll vote for Octodad, since Bean probably isn't exactly gonna be the most level-headed in a life-or-death scenario and is gonna have to choose from a variety of stuff to use here, with only one, maybe two of those items helping (those being his pistol and bow), but even those might be hard to use in this situation since Octodad generally has some pretty weird movement and might even be in melee range by the time Bean's ready to shoot due to the distance. Meanwhile all Octodad really has to do is to run up to Bean and sneeze on him with that monstrous AP gap.

 

[Salt-on-pizza]

Think I'll vote for Octodad, since Bean probably isn't exactly gonna be the most level-headed in a life-or-death scenario and is gonna have to choose from a variety of stuff to use here, with only one, maybe two of those items helping (those being his pistol and bow), but even those might be hard to use in this situation since Octodad generally has some pretty weird movement and might even be in melee range by the time Bean's ready to shoot due to the distance. Meanwhile all Octodad really has to do is to run up to Bean and sneeze on him with that monstrous AP gap.

I get that, now that i think about it Mr Bean's profile is a bit shit tbh. all of the relevant calculations aren't valid anymore because the guy who made them was banned. Do you think i could merge the live action one with animated Mr Bean for the sake of tidiness?

 

[Salt-on-pizza]

Think I'll vote for Octodad, since Bean probably isn't exactly gonna be the most level-headed in a life-or-death scenario and is gonna have to choose from a variety of stuff to use here, with only one, maybe two of those items helping (those being his pistol and bow), but even those might be hard to use in this situation since Octodad generally has some pretty weird movement and might even be in melee range by the time Bean's ready to shoot due to the distance. Meanwhile all Octodad really has to do is to run up to Bean and sneeze on him with that monstrous AP gap.

Also you have to remember that Octodad's movement is ROUGH, and is less likely to kill or harm, meanwhile Mr Bean has commited various random acts of violence. He,s also faster and just as durable.

 

[MinecraftHater2011]

Do you think i could merge the live action one with animated Mr Bean for the sake of tidiness?

You can afaik, but I will note that the match likely won't be able to be added to their profiles as a result.

and is less likely to kill or harm,

Yeah, but Octodad's still probably gonna tackle Bean due to SBA's mindset and it being in-character for him to do so anyway, and with how large the AP gap potentially is that tackle might be real bad for Bean if it lands.

He,s also faster and just as durable.

Is he though? I'm pretty sure animated Bean only scales to this calc [96.7 KJ] in terms of dura, which like, yeah it's better than baseline LA Bean over here, but it's still way lower than what Octodad scales to.

 

[Salt-on-pizza]

You can afaik, but I will note that the match likely won't be able to be added to their profiles as a result.

Yeah, but Octodad's still probably gonna tackle Bean due to SBA's mindset and it being in-character for him to do so anyway, and with how large the AP gap potentially is that tackle might be real bad for Bean if it lands.

Is he though? I'm pretty sure animated Bean only scales to this calc [96.7 KJ] in terms of dura, which like, yeah it's better than baseline LA Bean over here, but it's still way lower than what Octodad scales to.

Both can survive explosions that can clear rooms

 

[MinecraftHater2011]

Both can survive explosions that can clear rooms

The first explosion feat on Bean's profile deals an unknown amount of damage to its surroundings (meaning we can't really calc the explosion itself at all, and if we calced the firecracker's potency I doubt it'd even make it to Wall), and the second explosion feat deals little to no damage to the microwave it was inside of.