Mr. Burns vs. Remy

[Insecurity97]

Mr. Burns just told Smithers that Cars is superior to Ratatouille, so now Remy wants to kill him

Speed is equalized

Me irl: 0

The world's only blue rat: 1

WALL-E: 0

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

remy to me would win because remy is alot more mobile than mr burns remy is way faster than mr burns mr burns might have the strength advantage being able to lift up a bowling ball but i feel like mr burns can get hurt by remy as he was able to leave bite marks on the average man which could possibly make it fatal for burns as his skin is very easy to peirce through so i would vote for remy

 

[GyroNutz]

Honestly if Burns got overpowered by an ant, idk what chance he stands against Remy.

 

[Joaco0902]

Necro bump and an FRA for Remy.

 

[Bobsican]

Remy stomps.

 

[Joaco0902]

Damn.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Remy stomps.

how so?

 

[Bobsican]

Mr. Burns got stomped by an ant and you expect him to keep up with a rat.

 

[GoCommitDi]

Thats just at his worse

 

[Bobsican]

I mean, look at all of his added matches.

Unless you want to assume Mr. Burns has 8-C+ durability here or something like that, which would just turn the match inconclusive.

 

[GoCommitDi]

burns can lift up bowling balls and baseball bats, he could just grab remy and yeet him before remy does something like pulling a Puss in Boots by crawling underneath burns' clothes and biting his PP and then leaving him to bleed out or something

 

[Joaco0902]

Wth

 

[GoCommitDi]

also said added matches usually had people agreeing burns had other feats that were above getting overpowered by an ant

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

Mr Burns wouldn't say that

 

[ZephyrosOmega]

I just realized that this is Mr Burns from The Simpsons, not Mr. Ratburn from Arthur

 

[Necromercer]

Rat FRA

 

[Buttersamuri]

Honestly if Burns got overpowered by an ant, idk what chance he stands against Remy.

This should not be a reason. That is so unbelievably inconsistent. We shouldn't use this feat. Burns unironically does things leagues beyond crushing an ant. Heck. He normally carries around a pistol which would require more force than crushing an ant. We shouldn't considering that as legit reason

 

[Bobsican]

A CRT for that is needed in that case, as currently 10-C Burns is taken like that.

 

[Buttersamuri]

He still is 10-C. He just isn't weaker than an ant. That's just taking his worse. He is made out to be weaker. But he has shown far more consistently to be able to carry a gun, rifle, baseball bats, a bowling ball (with difficulty), and other such heavier objects. He tends to carry them with effort, so it's definitely more below average. So 10-C is still right. but no way he is weaker than an ant. Not to the slightest.

 

[Bobsican]

Fair enought, however, Remy still has the advantage here overall.

What exact wincon Burns has here, BTW?

 

[Buttersamuri]

Burns is more than capable of killing Remy. Picking up a rifle or bowling bowl requires way more force than it would take to say, pick up and crush remys skull or rip him apart. Or just break his neck, legs, or whatever. Albiet that sounds very dark and cruel. Burns could definitely do it. He should be strong enough when considering his average or peak.

 

[GoCommitDi]

and as i said, he could just grab remy and crush/throw him before remy can do something like go under his clothes and bite him all over and leave him to bleed out

 

[Buttersamuri]

Burns doesn't exactly bleed is an issue. He has even made note he almost doesn't even have blood in his body. Which makes sense considering how little his heart actually pumps. And he can survive with almost no if not completely devoid of blood

 

[GoCommitDi]

Oh yeah i forgot

still, he could grab remy and squeeze him like a stress ball and kill him that way

 

[Buttersamuri]

Honestly going Burns. All it takes is a good kick or grabbing remy. Burns isn't so weak he couldn't handle a rat.

 

[Bobsican]

Remy can just bite Burns so he stops squeezing him.

 

[GoCommitDi]

voting burns as well because once he grabs or steps on remy, remy is toothpaste to him

 

[GoCommitDi]

Remy can just bite Burns so he stops squeezing him.

Needles can go through burns' skin, which is more compared to a rat's teeth

 

[Buttersamuri]

Remy can just bite Burns so he stops squeezing him.

He doesn't need to just squeeze. Crushing him would be to fast as well. But also could throw him or slam him to the floor. An old man still could crush a rat pretty easily. He gets a few bites sure. But any danger he could face wouldn't work cause burns is immune to all diseases taking that threat away. And could easily heal from some bites or scratches