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Sounds like a good time lmao
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Rakih_Elyan
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What the hell
Ped2018
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You're unfortunely right
Ped2018
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Aaaahhhhhhhggagagaggagaggagagag i need you on my dick RIGHT ****** NOWWWW
Rakih_Elyan
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Bro, what the ****.
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The lack of meds strikes again
DaMonkeMan
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It’s cool you can reproduce through mitosis crabwhale but if that means all your children are essentially clones of you.
well um what I gotta say is that 1 crabwhale is enough. We don’t need an entire species of them.
well um what I gotta say is that 1 crabwhale is enough. We don’t need an entire species of them.
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Aight Imma have to quote regulation on this one, since JFC that message was awful:
- Being sexually flirtatious will not be tolerated. Playing mature games, flirting, or using sexual connotations is discouraged, and in extreme cases, will result in a severe penalty.
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crabwhale do you run a country?
Ped2018
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Yeah, this thread
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Hey if crabwhale has the ability to create what are essentially copies of himself,
there would be enough crabwhale’s that they would start their own religion, culture, government, and country.
DaMonkeMan
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So uh
What about all the gay jokes Azontr and y'all make
Ped2018
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Actually, you're right, i have a bit of autism, and you just reminded me to take my meds
Ped2018
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They're not as shitty as my comment
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Crabwhale
do crabs believe in god?
do crabs believe in god?
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There's a difference between raunchy humor and acting like something i'd rather not say on site. Az has enough self-awareness to fall into the former.
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Bro why are you obsessed with me. Go find some other admin to simp over idk.
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I was asking a question about crabs, I said your name because if you have crab in your name, I assume you have encyclopedic knowledge on crabs.
DaMonkeMan
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Dude really honoring that Astolfo profile pic
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I do not.
I do however have encyclopaedic knowledge on whales, so you can ask any questions about them you want.
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What do whales think of humans then?
DaMonkeMan
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Oh really?
Which whale can form a bubble in a human's brain with their noises?
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That depends on the individual. Whales are incredibly intelligent animals with distinct personalities. Some species have generic traits that are often cited, such as humpback whales being noted as particularly playful, though ultimately it's up to the temperament of every singular whale. Typically however, whales are ambivalent to humans, as humans are not a major food source for any species (barring accidental swallowings). They can be frightened and guarded, or they can be playful and curious.
The sperm whale, also known as the cachalot (scientific name Physeter macrocephalicus), though you've gotten it a bit wrong. Sperm whales can potentially kill humans, as their calls are the loudest bar none in the animal kingdom (200+ dB). They do this by vibrating your body to the point where it heats up and causes damage however.
DaMonkeMan
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You probably looked that up but since we're on the internet I have no way of knowing nor can I blame you.
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I assure you I did not. I have watched many documentaries on the topic and scoured many articles. I have also read multiple studies on whales and plan to read many more. I am the premier VS Battles authority on whales and whale facts, and of that you can be certain.
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DaMonkeMan
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Same here.
Well, I just watch stuff based on animals in general.
For example, Koalas have smooth brains.
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Has this man ever taken a geology lesson.
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Place your entire index finger inside your nose
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