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[azontr]

What would yall do if you discovered your children was actually the reincarnation of some old japanese man and the original soul of your child had been lost forever?

Kick the baby.

 

[Ped2018]

I have several children. Bambu is among them.

You, as a mere administrator, saying that Bambu, a mighty Super Moderator, is your son is crazy to me ngl, like, put yourself in your damn place.

 

[Ped2018]

What would yall do if you discovered your children was actually the reincarnation of some old japanese man and the original soul of your child had been lost forever?

Pasta, i would make pasta

 

[First_Witch]

What would yall do if you discovered your children was actually the reincarnation of some old japanese man and the original soul of your child had been lost forever?

Pray that he was a ruthless Zaibatsu head and have him finesse me through the economy

 

[Crabwhale]

You, as a mere administrator, saying that Bambu, a mighty Super Moderator, is your son is crazy to me ngl, like, put yourself in your damn place.

This lore has existed since before any of you lil' ***** ever popped yo stupid asses into the wiki. Do not presume to tell me whom is or is not my son.

 

[Crabwhale]

What would yall do if you discovered your children was actually the reincarnation of some old japanese man and the original soul of your child had been lost forever?

CORRUPT THEM ALL

 

[Ped2018]

This lore has existed since before any of you lil' ***** ever popped yo stupid asses into the wiki. Do not presume to tell me whom is or is not my son.

No way your son got a higher position than you☠☠☠

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Wait if crabwhale is the father several children?

I’m getting several unwanted implications about that.

 

[Crabwhale]

Don't worry there was no mother, I reproduce exclusively through mitosis. They all budded off me, like particularly resilient cancers.

 

[Epiccheev]

No way your son got a higher position than you☠☠☠

Soccer mom gone right

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Don't worry there was no mother, I reproduce exclusively through mitosis. They all budded off me, like particularly resilient cancers.

 

[SlendVeny]

What would yall do if you discovered your children was actually the reincarnation of some old japanese man and the original soul of your child had been lost forever?

The Omen but he just owns a restaurant.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

If I'm a dog, you're dogshit.

Damn that's crazy
However

 

[Crabwhale]

Damn that's crazy
However

Classic response of one who's run out of banter.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Crabwhale if what your saying is true,

i ask that you give me a dna sample. So I may compare to Bambu’s.

since you said you reproduce through mitosis, I’m assuming you reproduce asexually, which would mean your children are essentially clones of you so they would have the same genetic makeup as you.

If bambu’s dna and yours match then I will believe in your claims of being able to reproduce through mitosis.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Classic response of one who's run out of banter.

Nah I was just busy arguing on another forum.
Keep crying though.

 

[azontr]

 

[Crabwhale]

Keep crying though.

 

[ImmortalDread]

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Crabwhale if what your saying is true,

i ask that you give me a dna sample. So I may compare to Bambu’s.

since you said you reproduce through mitosis, I’m assuming you reproduce asexually, which would mean your children are essentially clones of you so they would have the same genetic makeup as you.

If bambu’s dna and yours match then I will believe in your claims of being able to reproduce through mitosis.

Can't tell if you're taking his joke seriously, or this is your attempt at playing along with the joke.

 

[Crabwhale]

It's dick, is what it is. A whole bunch of dick, all the way down.

 

[ImmortalDread]

Crab, I did not know you are gay-

 

[Crabwhale]

And I did not know you were a filthy weeb, but I made an educated guess.

 

[First_Witch]

Both are clearly apparent with a single view. Don't know why you guys pretend like its such shocking news.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

I'm not sure what this means so.. Thank you?

 

[Ped2018]

Why do we have the worst people of this forum on this thread?

 

[ImmortalDread]

And I did not know you were a filthy weeb, but I made an educated guess.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Why do we have the worst people of this forum on this thread?

Just roleplayers using this thread for their fantasies Ig.
They'll leave soon.

 

[Fireld]

I doubt it.

 

[DaMonkeMan]

I doubt it.

Doubt what?

 

[Ped2018]

Just roleplayers using this thread for their fantasies Ig.
They'll leave soon.

Yeah? Man, YOU should leave it soon
Dumbass

 

[Fireld]

Doubt what?

That they'll leave.

 

[Crabwhale]

Why do we have the worst people of this forum on this thread?

I agree, I should purge all of you.

 

[Ped2018]

I agree, I should purge all of you.

If you do it then i will personally head a operation to destroy this site

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Yeah? Man, YOU should leave it soon
Dumbass

I don't even know you why are you glazing my dick like that.. Kind of sad..

That they'll leave.

Yeah, true that.

 

[ImmortalDread]

lol

 

[Ped2018]

I don't even know you why are you glazing my dick like that.. Kind of sad..

Its because i like you, you silly bean

















its because you're black

 

[DaMonkeMan]

Its because i like you, you silly bean

















its because you're black

Hot.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Can't tell if you're taking his joke seriously, or this is your attempt at playing along with the joke.

the latter though it was more of a joking version of serious

 

[Crabwhale]

If you do it then i will personally head a operation to destroy this site

You couldn't personally head an operation to wipe your own ass, let alone undermine the site.