Most Ridiculous, Out of Context Panels and Screenshots ever

[TeenAngel101]

Let me first get this out of the way, NO JJBA, as that series is full of these and does not count.

You'll have to actually look for these.

Basically, just take a comic/manga panel or screenshot from a show/movie/game with the most non-sensical, out of context dialogue possible.

Example:

 

[The_Everlasting]

Oh boy, finally I'll have the chance to use my library of out-of-context Homestuck panels.

Tho I feel it should be established that linking the images would be better rather than pasting them here, to make the lag more bearable for everyone.

 

[WeeklyBattles]

 

[The_Everlasting]

@TeenAngel

Just one question for now.

Do quotes count? Cause I got a lot of those.

 

[TeenAngel101]

Sure.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Well then let's start with a good one.

"IT LOOKED LIKE I THOUGHT I COULD USE MY RAINBOW SEIZURE FIELD TO OVERPOWER HIS MASSIVE GAY HOPE BUBBLE."

 

[Numbersguy]

Someonebody who doesn't know anything about Sonic, explain this

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[TeenAngel101]

Here's some more examples from Comics:

 

[TeenAngel101]

Why are Porky Pig and Bugs Bunny in Sonic?

 

[The_Everlasting]

"I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A ******* EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME."

I feel somewhat bad for posting this.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Numbersguy]

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Js250476]

I love that segment on DB cast glad to see a thread like it here

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Nothing beats this:

 

[TeenAngel101]

^Is that Cyclops? It looks like him.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

No, that's Cassidy from Preacher.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Numbersguy]

 

[TeenAngel101]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

 

[Huesito88]

I was thinking of posting that =P.

 

[Cronut]

 

[Js250476]

It's like Superman wants to be hitmontop or something ovo

 

[TeenAngel101]

"Captain America, I command you to WANK!

 

[Js250476]

^The image of that is so wrong yet hilarious it's amazing XD

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Js250476]

^"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is"

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Numbersguy]

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

 

[Blahblah9755]

Why was my quote deleted?

 

[Phoenix821]

 

[TheSandman31]

 

[RoyGundam]

The giant spoon one quite clearly explains the context though, right ?

 

[CrimsonTurkey]

*wink wink* edit:

Wow, how did he become so hard so quickly? Pills?


edit 2:

 

[Numbersguy]

 

[Paulo.junior.969]