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WFT: *Floats down on the Wii Balance Board, which floats away shortly after WFT steps off* This exercise will help work your core muscles.
Jojo: *Walks on stage, tying Caesar's headband around his forehead before he raises his arms overhead, striking a signature pose as he grins* Your next line is "When exerting yourself, remember to keep breathing."
WFT: *Stretches her arms overhead in the Tree pose before striking out in the Warrior pose* When exerting yourself, remember to keep breathing. What?!
Intro 2
Jojo: *Walks on screen, breathing deeply as hamon crackles around him, before he stops and brings his left hand in front of his face* You're a hamon user, are you not?
WFT: *Walks on stage, stretching her arms to her side as she takes in a deep breath* I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
Jojo: *Brings his left hand out in front of him as his right reaches up towards his face* Come on. Deep breathing, Sun Salutation?
Pennywise: *Georgie walks on screen, wearing his soaking wet rain jacket and boots* Can I have some pizza Mr. Freddy?
Freddy Fazbear: *The screen flickers briefly before Freddy appears, his eyes glowing* Of-of course, little brat.
Pennywise: *Georgie starts laughing as he sinks into a watery spot on the ground, Pennywise simultaneously emerging with a sinister grin* I'd like cheese with extra remnant...
Intro 2
Freddy Fazbear: *Walks on screen, removing a child's hat from his jaw, a child's spirit sadly watching alongside the animatronic* You've stolen my hat for the last time, clow
Pennywise: *A red balloon floats upwards past the screen, revealing Pennywise* You seem like such a nice bear... I bet you have a lot of friends!
Freddy Fazbear: *The spirit floats back into his chest as his eyes glow a bright red, blood dripping down his jaw* Actually... I'm not a nice bear.
Jetstream Sam: *Walks into the field, arms extended out, with a shit eating grin that would eat other shit eating grins* Show me a good time, me.
The Edge: *Leaps into the field* We're not the same person Sam.
Jetstream: Are you sure: similar hair cut, red katana, cybernetic suits despite not being cybers, and teaching an edgelord weeb how to fight properly by being a cocky dick, even if it was done on accident in your case; if we're not the same person then I don't know anything that's real.
Intro 2:
The Edge: *Stands up and grabs his katanas* This is a big day for me.
Jetstream Sam: *Walks onto the field, hand tightly gripping his sword* Why? Is it because this is the day you die?
The Edge: That's the spirit, but let me show you what I meant.
God, I have a somewhat complex idea for how Lucario could have intros... Lucario could either have two sets of intros (each having half scripts as many as a normal character) or different opponents could be assigned to one of the two sets.
One set would be Lucario (Mystery of Mew)/Smash Bros Lucario, while the other set would be one of many Lucarios with their trainer. Depending on which set is used would determine who's speaking (Lucario or Trainer).
Trainer Lucario's lines would have a few different trainers such as Korrina or Maylene, but the actual scripts would be rather simple and not specific to any of the trainers, as to not be confusing in case the wrong trainer is shown.
Sniper: *The camera pans up to see Sniper turned around, his hands positioned rather close to his crotch. He looks over his shoulder at the opponent* "A bleedin' monkey thinks he can out-snipe me?"
Sniper Monkey: *The shadow of a plane flies over as a crate drops to the ground, topping on its side to face the opponent as the Sniper Monkey rolls out, sniper ready* I can obliterate the propulsion of a MOAB in my sleep. This'll be a cake walk.
Sniper: *Shakes a little before the sound of a zipper can be head before he turns around, putting away a Jarate* Alright, ya cheeky little bugger. You're on.
Intro 2
Sniper: *A red circle suddenly appears on the ground before the camera follows a barely visible laser up to the Sniper, who's wielding the Classic* You say you're a Kiwi?
Sniper Monkey: *Walks on stage as he takes a bite from a rather large banana* Ninja Kiwi doesn't have a better sniper.
Sniper: *Reloads his rifle as he looks down the sight of the gun* Alright then, mate. Let's see what ya got.
Kenshiro: *walks in and cracks his knuckles* Let's see what your hamon can do against the Hokuto Shinken!
Joseph: *he slowly walks in* Hoe-cute-oh chicken? What is that, some kinda food? *he puts his hands next to his ears, palms extended like a deaf old man asking for something to be repeated*... Doesn't matter, I'll beat ya with my hamon!
Kenshiro: *staring seriously and looking a bit angry* ...
Intro 2
Joseph: *he just reads a Baoh Manga/Superman Comic and then puts it down and stares at him* Huh? Is that you gramps...? Are you alive, how!?
Kenshiro: *walks in and cracks his neck and knuckles* I don't know you at all, but you look like a formidable warrior...
Joseph: Strange, I could have sworn I saw you in Grandma Erina's pictures... *he pulls out his clackers* ...but anyways, I am a formidable warrior and I will prove it!
Joke Intro
Joseph: *points forwards* Your next line will be "you're already dead"! Toyu!
EOM: Slams his blade into the ground and snarls "You stink like the Warp!"
Sheogorath: An elderly looking man with grey hair and a rainbow suit stands up to chew on a piece of cheese "Oh I'm sorry, but the cheese from there is wonderful, would you care for some?"
EOM: Take up his blade, as his golden glow overtakes him "I have no time for your games!"
Round 2
Sheogorath: Stairs at the Emperor as he sits upon his throne "That's a comfty chair you got there, must hurt to sit in after several miliennia upon it." Breaks down into laughter
EOM: Rises from his throne and stares wearyly "Oh foul fiend, why do you laugh before death?"
Sheogorath: Abruptly stops laughing as thousands of images of the Emperor trapped upon his throne appears behind him "I laugh now because you don't yet know the punchline, I laugh then because you'll know it and cry.
Round 3
EOM: Stares down Sheogorath as he points his blade towards the beast "You will be destroyed for your crimes!"
Sheogorath: Juggles the skulls of several space marines singlehandedly "Oh come on, watching your entire empire dance itself to death was hilarious!
EOM: His golden glow overtakes him as rage fills his eyes "BEGONE!"