Monarch of Pointland vs the Authority (his dark materials)

[Overlord775]

who wins is this battle of the wea- ehm, i mean who, would win in this battle of the absolutely and undeniebly strongest characters in fiction ?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

The authority falls on the monarch, killing them both.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Composite Tree appears and stomps both.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Is Monarch of Earth?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Nothing can touch his majesty the Monarch. He can't be fallen on. He can't be stomped

And no, he isn't of Earth, he's of Pointland.

 

[SITHISIT]

In actual truth. This can happen, Monarch cannot be touched unless the person has hax nor can he be actually seen.


I just find this being; a pleasant breeze flows by, killing Authority, while Monarch sits in Pointland doing nothing.

 

[Overlord775]

bump

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Monarch unleashes his garden full of Composite Trees and wins

 

[Overlord775]

bump

 

[Overlord775]

bump

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Monarch unleashes his garden full of Composite Trees and wins

Yeah. That's right. I have a garden of composite trees

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

I love how everyone gets a nickname based on a single portion of their username on this site.

 

[HalfAsianFan]

Now I want my very own composite tree.

Monarch does nothing and wins. The Authority is seriously going to lose to a point-level character.

 

[Overlord775]

bump

 

[Anonimoe7875]

I want a composite tree too ;-;

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Try planting one.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

You have to travel the world

Collect the seeds of every tree in the world

Throw them into a dark room

Chant GAJAHABAORALABA twelve times

Burn your house down

Sacrifice a goat ontop of the remains of your burned house

The Authority, he who was sacrificed to the great tree, will descend from the heavens

He will then wink at you, and a seed will appear in the palm of your right hand, another will appear in your left hand

You must figure out which seed is real

If you are correct, Composite Tree will be born again

 

[Overlord775]

@JSW what happens if you choose the wrong seed ?

 

[Anonimoe7875]

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I think I did it wrong.

 

[Kirby71]

Monarch of pointland=Luigi

He wins by doing absolutely nothing

Beware the god slayer:Composite treeeee!

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

"What happens if you choose the wrong seed"

Infinite death loop

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

I vote for Monarch of Pointland.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Bump.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

Bump.