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Let's Wank Real Life
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Humans can create memes, and memes are outside and beyond all concepts of time and space.
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Lightning strikes kill about 24,000 people worldwide each year, and about 240,000 people are injured by lightning and surviveDinobot1996 said:
Pretty sus.
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Humans can create memes, memes are the DNA of the soul. Soul Manipulation for human confirmed.
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Either that or DNA Manipulation that effects the soulMonarch Laciel said:
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Humans are Subsonic because sometimes we move our arm so fast it creates afterimages
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Humans can burn the copies of the Suggsverse. We are offically G O D L Y
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And also because sometimes human whips break the sound barrier
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Combined Human gets stronger over time as the human population increases and technology improves. This means they can just hide untill they become 5-A and solo the entire classic Mega Man universe.
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Yes. The human fertility rate is still high, we will likely grow to over 120,000,000
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Combined Human invents inter stellar travel so more humans can be born and makes training mandatory so he gets stronger faster. And forces humans to be injected with animal dna until they get some abilities that he also gets whitout the gene backlashCCFB said:
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https://www.sciencealert.com/scient...imp-hybrid-100-years-ago-gallup-yerkes-oliver
Casually 9-C 25mph humans?
Casually 9-C 25mph humans?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzHoZWlXHhE&t=920s
It causes Monika great pain every time you shut the game down. We're all at least 2-C.
It causes Monika great pain every time you shut the game down. We're all at least 2-C.
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Muhammad Ali is so fast, he once turned off the light switch in his hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark
FTL Muhammad Ali confirmed
FTL Muhammad Ali confirmed
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Ma dude, we delete that game, we can delete nonexictenceArrogant Schmuck said:
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Muhammed Ali beat Superman in a fight
4-B Muhammed Ali confirmed
4-B Muhammed Ali confirmed
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Mike Tyson can defeat Little Mac.
9-B Mike Tyson confirmed
9-B Mike Tyson confirmed
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Super Saiyan God Julian said:
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Here's a calc proving that one good girl is 8A.
According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches.
In the Death Grips song "Bitch Please", the lyric "Bitch please, you must be smoking rocks real shit" is spoken. This refers not to drug usage, but instead to Bitches vaporizing rocks.
I couldn't find vaporization values for actual rocks, so we'll use titanium instead which is 8,878,768 J/kg. Lets assume the rock is the same mass as an average person, at 62 kg. That means that a bitch can put out 550,483,616J of energy. Since one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, one good girl can put out 550,483,616,000J instead. That is about 131 tons of TNT, or solid 8A.
According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches.
In the Death Grips song "Bitch Please", the lyric "Bitch please, you must be smoking rocks real shit" is spoken. This refers not to drug usage, but instead to Bitches vaporizing rocks.
I couldn't find vaporization values for actual rocks, so we'll use titanium instead which is 8,878,768 J/kg. Lets assume the rock is the same mass as an average person, at 62 kg. That means that a bitch can put out 550,483,616J of energy. Since one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, one good girl can put out 550,483,616,000J instead. That is about 131 tons of TNT, or solid 8A.
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... wow
I've seen the monetary value version, but what you just did... that's a new one.
I've seen the monetary value version, but what you just did... that's a new one.
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Got on a flight from JFK to Hong Kong at 11:24 AM and when I woke up it was 11:26 AM. The flight is 8072 miles which equals 1.299 * 10^7 m. Time elapsed was 2 min or 120 s.
(1.299 * 10^7 m) / 120 s = 108250 m/s ~ 1.1 * 10^5 m/s
1.1 * 10^5 m/s = Mach 320.7
Speed: Massively Hypersonic
(1.299 * 10^7 m) / 120 s = 108250 m/s ~ 1.1 * 10^5 m/s
1.1 * 10^5 m/s = Mach 320.7
Speed: Massively Hypersonic
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One might notice that this time frame makes no sense seemingly because of factors I made no attempt to account for; however, this is actually another hint at possible Immeasurable speed
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We're always moving at 1000 mph plus 67000 mph, meaning we're always moving at 68000 mph.
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Suggsverse sounds similar to slugsverse, implying that they are comparable, and thus real slugs are, by definition, similar in nature to the entirety of the combined Suggsverse canon.
We can effortlessly squish slugs, often by accident while unaware that we've done so.
We are thus beyond Fictionversal or whatever the highest layer in Suggsverse is.
We can effortlessly squish slugs, often by accident while unaware that we've done so.
We are thus beyond Fictionversal or whatever the highest layer in Suggsverse is.
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pretty sure every human is omnipotent
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Seems likely since it has numerous statements of it in every version the product
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9-B humans cause they can survive being hit by a car I'm also 9-B cause I put my foot through my wall
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Termites chip damage City sized structures; Small City level termites on the loose.
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I once lived alone in a converted mezzanine apartment in a building which was said too have too many floors and apartments to count.
Because it's was converted from a mezzanine space, no other apartment exists there and it is inaccessible from the passenger elevators which traverse uncountably infinite apartments. My apartment was also labeled 1-A which was odd because it wasn't on the first floor.
In conclusion, my apartment transcended an Umineko style infinite hierarchy and unambiguously existed outside of it.
Tier: 1-A
Because it's was converted from a mezzanine space, no other apartment exists there and it is inaccessible from the passenger elevators which traverse uncountably infinite apartments. My apartment was also labeled 1-A which was odd because it wasn't on the first floor.
In conclusion, my apartment transcended an Umineko style infinite hierarchy and unambiguously existed outside of it.
Tier: 1-A
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a normal cars is High 7-A by killed a Servant
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Last one for me.
The wall in front of me takes up my entire horizon. This means it is kilometers long because it expands across the entire horizon. Cars and stronger tools could damage/knock down this wall. Therefore, Tier 7 humans and vehicles.
The wall in front of me takes up my entire horizon. This means it is kilometers long because it expands across the entire horizon. Cars and stronger tools could damage/knock down this wall. Therefore, Tier 7 humans and vehicles.
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And as I already proved, cars are stronger than meteors, so it is consistent.
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you guys are all downplaying, everyone around the world, uses a computer,
we are tier 0 for every activity that we do,
we are tier 0 for every activity that we do,
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