Insert Joke About Chuck Norris And Global Warming Here

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Chuck Norris approves of this.

Chuck Norris (Fact Book): 2
SCP-4444: 1

Inconclusive: 1

Speed equalized

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

about 200% certain that Chuck stomps kinda badly

 

[Torlikoff]

Passive fearhax stomp?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

I thought fearhax was debunked and it was more really good intimidation?

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

if it was debunked, why would it still be on the profile?

Fear Manipulation on a conceptual level (Inanimate objects bend to his will out of fear despite not being sentient. Space expanded off of the planet in a constant effort to escape Chuck Norris, Time refuses to tell him what time it is, Evil itself fears him, Fear itself fears him)

that is in no way just imitimidation

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Ah. Asking because Saikou and Ever questioned his fear manipulation

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Bump

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Fear Manipulation on a conceptual level (Inanimate objects bend to his will out of fear despite not being sentient. Space expanded off of the planet in a constant effort to escape Chuck Norris, Time refuses to tell him what time it is, Evil itself fears him, Fear itself fears him)

Shit like this is why I need to buy a copy of the Fact Book again.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

bump

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Bump

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Bump

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

How would conceptual fearhax work on a 4-D being?

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

It quite literally works on Time itself, from what I can tell. So it should work on something that's 4-D fairly easily.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

...Although I'm remembering the quote regarding time, and from what I can recall, it never actually says that Time is "afraid" of Chuck Norris. All it says is that Chuck would roundhouse kick Time in the face if it ever told him what time it was.

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

So, no, it wouldn't affect higher-dimensional characters.

Chuck spooks Gore, then 4444 makes him higher dimensional and haxes Chuck into submission.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Can we not go "lolconceptualfearaura" every chuck thread?

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

assuming the fear doesn't affect 4-D 4444 due to "muhhigherdimensionality" i'm pretty sure Chuck has enough hax to kill him regardless

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Can we not go "lolconceptualfearaura" every chuck thread?

It's kind of hard to say anything else when such a thing exists in the first place.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

I actually thought chuck's best ability was his ridicuous law manipualtion, not fear hax

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I actually thought chuck's best ability was his ridicuous law manipualtion, not fear hax

it's pretty good as well, but his fear manip causes space itself to run away from him and fears concepts

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

I would actually agree, except that his law manipulation isn't passive.

You know how people get on this wiki when it comes to passives.

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

Anyway, I'm going to address something that nobody else seems to have noticed yet.

• Death Manipulation (He guides natural selection passively by allowing or disallowing creatures to live)

What stops Gore from being dead before 4444 can prevent him from dying?

 

[GyroNutz]

Seems like a haxstomp. Chuck has near-passive death hax, op law manipulation and... I'm sure fearhax has already been mentioned.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Apparently dargoo disagrees

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

4444's first move is making Gore 4D. Chuck can only fear hax Gore, 4444 is 4D to begin with:

Once that happens Chuck can't do anything.

What's Chuck's first move?

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

4444's first move is making Gore 4D. Chuck can only fear hax Gore, 4444 is 4D to begin with:
Once that happens Chuck can't do anything.

What's Chuck's first move?

Chuck law manips to hell and back

literally

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

That isn't passive deathax. Chuck has to actively disallow him from living, which wouldn't happen before 4444 makes Gore 4D instantly.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

>talks about law hax

>someone talks about death hax in reponse

wat

i mean, it;s a stomp regardless as even without the death manip killing gore before 4444 can do anything the law manip OHKs badly

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

Chuck can't law hax 4D beings.

Prove it's his first move and we'll call it inconclusive. Otherwise 4444 wins.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

he death haxes all the time, so it's his move before the fight even starts

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

i mean, it;s a stomp regardless as even without the death manip killing gore before 4444 can do anything the law manip OHKs badly

Stop kidding yourself, he has to activate it, meaning 4444 activates it's dimensional hax at the same time.

It's not his first move so he loses more times than not.

Chuck loses.

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

he death haxes all the time, so it's his move before the fight even starts

Prove it.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

i mean, it;s a stomp regardless as even without the death manip killing gore before 4444 can do anything the law manip OHKs badly

Stop kidding yourself, he has to activate it, meaning 4444 activates it's dimensional hax at the same time.

It's not his first move so he loses more times than not.

Chuck loses.

can 4444's attacks even reach Chuck?

concepts don't change based on dimensionality, or at least not so much as to make 1 dimension a completely different thing

 

[DMUA]

Dear lord

Fear manipulation is a thing. The joke is that Chuck is so scary abstract concepts don't want to mess with him.

Can we please, for FORKS SAKE, STOP TRYING TO SAY "BUT MUH SAIKOU SAI-" I DON'T CARE WHAT SAIKOU SAID, I CARE WHAT THE A C T U A L E V I D E N C E S A Y S

My

Forking

Heckery lord

Anyways, how does 4444 not get spooked again

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

4444 mindhaxes Chuck or makes his body spaghetti,

Assuming he can hax higher dimensions is NLF.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

The point of those jokes is that things are scared of him because he's powerful, not because of a passive fear aura

He can intimidate concepts, but it's certaintly not passive

 

[MrKingOfNegativity]

There is no "first move" for Chuck. I'm pretty sure we all know that.

The issue is that, in a fight where the objective is to kill the opponent, with both characters being willing to kill, there's nothing stopping Chuck from thinking "I don't want Gore to live" or "I say Gore being dead is the law of the universe" right from the outset.

Or he could just straight up kick Gore into paste "yesterday". Which doesn't just kill him; it negates him ever making it to 4-D even if 4444 manages to fire first.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

The point of those jokes is that things are scared of him because he's powerful, not because of a passive fear aura
He can intimidate concepts, but it's certaintly not passive

>fear manip isn't passive

>one of the examples for it is space constantly running from him

you wat

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

4444 consistently makes Gore 4D.

You cannot prove Chuck will do that before 4444 haxes him, ergo 4444 wins more times than not.

 

[DMUA]

The point of those jokes is that things are scared of him because he's powerful, not because of a passive fear aura

He can intimidate concepts, but it's certaintly not passive

He doesn't need to tell space to back off, it already just "nopes" out. And Time of course isn't dumb enough to tell itself to Chuck, because it already is passively too spooked to find out what would happen.

Likewise, Al looks at Chuck in all his glory and immediately bails.