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Crabwhale

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Well, you know, back-er than I was from my vacation. >insert meme here<

Some highlights:

Having a wasp sting my foot.

Diving to 7-9 meters freestyle and nearly having my ears explode.

Losing my Hundred Dollar Streak.

Being tossed around like a ragdoll against the ocean floor by particularly powerful waves (more fun that it sounds suprisingly).

Climbing a lamp pole bare-handed.

And that's about it.
 
R.I.P Crabwhales 100 Dollar Streak
 
Crabwhale said:
Well, you know, back-er than I was from my vacation. >insert meme here<
Some highlights:

Having a wasp sting my foot.

Diving to 7-9 meters freestyle and nearly having my ears explode.

Losing my Hundred Dollar Streak.

Being tossed around like a ragdoll against the ocean floor by particularly powerful waves (more fun that it sound really).

Climbing a lamp pole bare-handed.

And that's about it.
I've:

Waded into freezing seawater 3 times total to retrieve lost objects

Swam 2 football feilds

Crushed a peice of granite with my bare hands

And caused (and survived) a point blank explosion caused by a tiki torch mishap.


Not all at once, but throughout my life.
 
Thehonestone said:
Crabwhale said:
Well, you know, back-er than I was from my vacation. >insert meme here<Some highlights:
Having a wasp sting my foot.

Diving to 7-9 meters freestyle and nearly having my ears explode.

Losing my Hundred Dollar Streak.

Being tossed around like a ragdoll against the ocean floor by particularly powerful waves (more fun that it sound really).

Climbing a lamp pole bare-handed.

And that's about it.
I've:
Waded into freezing seawater 3 times total to retrieve lost objects

Swam 2 football feilds

Crushed a peice of granite with my bare hands

And caused (and survived) a point blank explosion caused by a tiki torch mishap.


Not all at once, but throughout my life.
I can believe the first two, but I call bullshit on the second two
 
Swimming two football fields is not that much really.

I've dipped into the notoriously cold "heart" of a nearby artificial lake when I was little. Granted, I had to be rushed to the hospital due to muscular rigidity causing intense pain, but still.

As for the granite, elaborate.

And finally, ye, flames can be surprisingly in certain situations.
 
Overlord775 said:
have you meet any of your close relatives ?
by close relatives i mean crabs and whales

owo
Nope, mostly fishies. And the occasional squid (maybe, I'm not sure).
 
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