"God dangit, Atari, that does it! I'm gonna kick this game's ass!" Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle (GRACE)

[XitSign]

(I never thought my life would come to this...)

Hank is trying to enjoy a little free time with those 'new-fangled videogames', but this paddle just keeps on cheating. He's sure of it! Well no more, he's going to try kicking that rectangle's ass!

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Hank Hill VS Pong Paddle - Both 9-B, Speed Equalized, Pong Paddle can use summons (will restrict if needed)

"I like this new generation of video games": 0

An actual rubber paddle: 8

This fight returns to the void from whence it came: 0

 

[Jackythejack]

Hank should be able to handle the summons but Attack Reflection is gonna be a big problem for him if he only uses guns in this case, and then the unstoppable swarm of animals should do him in.

Pong paddle probably takes this.

 

[XitSign]

One for Pong Paddle

 

[Starter_Pack]

Just...just why?

Pong Paddle FRA.

 

[XitSign]

To be entirely honest, I'm not sure how we got here either...but as long as my ridiculousness is encouraged I'm going to see how far we can push this Paddle in combat.

...Two for the Pong Paddle giving Hank a paddlin'

 

[The_Smashor]

Pong FRA

 

[XitSign]

Three for the Pong Paddle

This will be my legacy

 

[The_Impress]

Cuboid FRA

 

[XitSign]

Up to four with the world's first video game(?)

 

[CuteAnimeNekoGirl99]

pong FRA

 

[XitSign]

Five for a game of virtual tennis.

 

[Modernmyrmidon]

Pong FRA

 

[XitSign]

I can't believe we're actually at 6 votes for Pong.

...Why is this happening, why did I LET this happen?

 

[The_Impress]

@XitSign Because to cannot stop the will of God himself

 

[XitSign]

This is a strange destiny God has laid out for us then...

 

[Buttersamuri]

Imma end it.

The red thing FRA

 

[XitSign]

And we're somehow in Grace...

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Pong Paddle FRA

 

[Buttersamuri]

And now it's Grace +1

 

[Christian_Higdon]

oof

Hank gets paddled FRA

 

[XitSign]

This truly is the worst timeline

Pong will slowly dominate all, we are the fools who unleashed its power (...So what ridiculous matchup is next?)

 

[Starter_Pack]

Pong Paddle vs. Sprongtrap

 

[XitSign]

Tabs out to check

Oh lord, we CAN do that...Now I think I have to.

 

[Buttersamuri]

'''I shall be waiting'''

 

[XitSign]

When will you people learn?

https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/3424192

When given an inch I WILL take a mile.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s56IQzsBE

 

[Buttersamuri]

This can be added

 

[XitSign]

'Can' and 'Should' are two different things

 

[Buttersamuri]

Already added it after I commented

 

[XitSign]

I noticed, only poking fun mostly at myself about us getting to this point. ...Nothing else to do but to keep putting Pong in fights until someone does the right thing and stops me.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Go ahead. It already has a win and loss. Might as well find more.