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The greatest battles in Westeros and beyond
1st Battle
"The Mountain" Ser Gregor of House Clegane vs Ser Twenty of House Goodmen (so badass he dosn't even need a title).
Feats for Ser Twenty
- Ramsay needed only needed the mighty Ser Twenty in order to cripple Stannis the Mannis' army
- Tormund needed only the mighty Ser Twenty in order to conquer the Wall.
- Theon takes over the mighty Winterfell with only Ser Twenty
- Finally, Legend has it that Ser Twenty of House Goodmen is as strong as the Mountain (clearly an understatement), as clever as Tyrion, as noble as Eddard Stark and as good a strategist as Stannis the Mannis (the King Westeros needs).
2nd Battle
10 of "The Mountains" Ser Gregor of House Clegane vs Ser Twenty of House Goodmen and his younger, yet mightier, brother Ser Ten of House Goodmen.
Feats for Ser Ten
- Bronn stated that he would need only Ser Ten in order impregnate the Eyrie (which also speaks volumes for his sexual prowess)
- Legend has it that Ser Ten can impregnate a bitch with only a stare (make of that as you will)
3rd Battle
The mightiest of House Goodmen, Ser Sixty Two (the only one with a middle name) vs 5 of each of the 10 strongest fighters in Westeros history.
Feats for Ser Sixty Two
- Lady of Bear Island, Lyanna Mormont, stated that Ser Sixty Two fights with the strength of ten men for every number that makes up his godly name.
- Ser Davos stated that if Ser Sixty Two is half as ferocious as Lyanna Mormont, the Boltons will be Doomed; Ser Sixty Two is very ferocious here.
- Legend has it that Ser Sixty Two rides with Ser Sixty Two of House Goodbear; some even say that he can transform into Ser Sixty Two of House Goodbear.
Bonus Battle
Ser Fifty of House Goodmen vs Shirtless Ramsay Bolton
Feats for Ser Fifty
- He failed at bringing back Reek when he saw the might of Shirtless Ramsay.
- He's the disappointment of House Goodmen.
Note
George RR Martin has not yet told us the rate of conversion from House Goodmen to House Okaymen.
1st Battle
"The Mountain" Ser Gregor of House Clegane vs Ser Twenty of House Goodmen (so badass he dosn't even need a title).
Feats for Ser Twenty
- Ramsay needed only needed the mighty Ser Twenty in order to cripple Stannis the Mannis' army
- Tormund needed only the mighty Ser Twenty in order to conquer the Wall.
- Theon takes over the mighty Winterfell with only Ser Twenty
- Finally, Legend has it that Ser Twenty of House Goodmen is as strong as the Mountain (clearly an understatement), as clever as Tyrion, as noble as Eddard Stark and as good a strategist as Stannis the Mannis (the King Westeros needs).
2nd Battle
10 of "The Mountains" Ser Gregor of House Clegane vs Ser Twenty of House Goodmen and his younger, yet mightier, brother Ser Ten of House Goodmen.
Feats for Ser Ten
- Bronn stated that he would need only Ser Ten in order impregnate the Eyrie (which also speaks volumes for his sexual prowess)
- Legend has it that Ser Ten can impregnate a bitch with only a stare (make of that as you will)
3rd Battle
The mightiest of House Goodmen, Ser Sixty Two (the only one with a middle name) vs 5 of each of the 10 strongest fighters in Westeros history.
Feats for Ser Sixty Two
- Lady of Bear Island, Lyanna Mormont, stated that Ser Sixty Two fights with the strength of ten men for every number that makes up his godly name.
- Ser Davos stated that if Ser Sixty Two is half as ferocious as Lyanna Mormont, the Boltons will be Doomed; Ser Sixty Two is very ferocious here.
- Legend has it that Ser Sixty Two rides with Ser Sixty Two of House Goodbear; some even say that he can transform into Ser Sixty Two of House Goodbear.
Bonus Battle
Ser Fifty of House Goodmen vs Shirtless Ramsay Bolton
Feats for Ser Fifty
- He failed at bringing back Reek when he saw the might of Shirtless Ramsay.
- He's the disappointment of House Goodmen.
Note
George RR Martin has not yet told us the rate of conversion from House Goodmen to House Okaymen.
