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Nice watch... But it'll get harder to tell time on it after I break it... Break your face, that is. | ||
~ Jotaro Kujo |
I'M PICKLE RICK! | ||
~ A man who doesn't believe in God despite being him as a Human |
Ichigo, what's the difference between a king and his horse? I don't mean kiddy shit like "One's a person and one's an animal" or "One has two legs and one has four." If their form, ability and power were exactly the same, why is it that one becomes the king and controls the battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the king?! There's only one answer. Instinct! In order for identical beings to get stronger and gain the power they need to become king, they must search for more battles and power! They thirst for battle, and live to mercilessly, crush, shred, and slice their enemies! Deep, deep within our body lies the honed instinct to kill, and slaughter our enemies! But you don't have that! You don't have those pure, base instincts! You fight with your brain. You try to defeat your enemies with logic! And it doesn't work! You're trying to cut them with a sheathed sword! That's why you're weaker than me, Ichigo! I'm not gonna have it, Ichigo. I don't know about Zangetsu, but I refuse to carry a king who's weaker than me and get cut to ribbons with him. If you're weaker than me, then I'll destroy you, and take your crown for myself | ||
~ Zangetsu |
BWAAAAAAAH! | ||
~ Hank Hill |
Your heart is telling you!? Who's the boss, you or your heart? You are! Your heart is your employee! So get your heart off its butt and back to work! | ||
~ Hank Hill (again) |
Sorry to disappoint you, but as you can see, I have no sword | ||
~ Archer (Fate/stay night) telling the biggest lie in the novel |
That's Bullshit, but I believe it. | ||
I'm not superman so I can't say anything big like "I'll protect everyone on earth" I'm not a modest guy who will say "It's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle" either. I want to protect... a mountain load of people |
People die when they're killed. | ||
~ Shirou Emiya telling a bigger lie. |