Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 9

[Torlikoff]

@DMUA: The computer displays a google doc

The man's body comes back together, slightly singed from the molotov.

"Come on man no need to be so violent about this."

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty follows.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Okay, what's going on here!?" Boris shouts.

 

[DMUA]

I simply stick a C4 onto the computer, walk away, then blow it up

 

[Junkoposter]

"Huh, geuss we missed the action."

 

[Torlikoff]

"Aw, that's a public computer man. That's rude."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"What the hell is going on here?" He grabs an AK-47 and loads it.

 

[DMUA]

"This isn't very public. Also your plans aren't good. Try this on for size."

I hand him the anarchist's cookbook [which is secretly just a mundane cookbook] and get on my way

 

[Torlikoff]

The man grabs the book.

He then pulls out his phone, dialing a number. "Hey Tommy, come here." He says.

 

[DMUA]

I walk away, as I gain illusion: 100

 

[Torlikoff]

"Please come back, I was told that I was supposed to delay you long enough so that when the planet blows up you'd still be on it."

 

[DMUA]

".... what"

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"....Excuse me? Give me one reason not to riddle you with bullets."

 

[Torlikoff]

"Yeah, destroy Earth cause there's been an upper decision that chaos can't be harvested from this planet due to all the dudes killing the destroyers. Nobody wants to do crazy stuff anymore."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Who cares? That's not really a good excuse to destroy everything!"

 

[Torlikoff]

"Who cares? That's not really a good excuse to destroy everything!"

"Yeah, but then you get a bit of chaos at the end, that's enough to slightly make up for it."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Yeah, good try convincing, motherf**ker. Now just stop trying and it'll all end good."

 

[DMUA]

"... Are you sure that we aren't just perpetuating the cycle of chaos here? I mean I almost nuked the atmosphere one time then had an angry sword yell at me."

 

[Torlikoff]

"Yeah, but it's kinda hard to get the same effect when you stop the rest of the acts on that level."

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Yeah, that isn't being smart. Now I'll give you one last chance. Leave." Boris said.

 

[DMUA]

"Right... so... how are you going to blow up the planet, exactly?"

 

[Torlikoff]

"I called my friend Tommy, he's going to blow it up in around... 7 minutes or so.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Okay, that does it!" He started shooting the man.

 

[DMUA]

"..."

I look around the planet for a guy called tommy

 

[Torlikoff]

You find a couple hundred thousand people.

 

[DMUA]

''ughh... how many people named tommy that want to nuke something with a giant planet boomy thing''

 

[Torlikoff]

Around 5.

It's oddly prevalent.

 

[DMUA]

ughhhhhh...

Hokuto them one by one so they fall unconscious

 

[Torlikoff]

They're all unconscious, but the last one was in a room with a big red button that had already been pressed down.

 

[DMUA]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Crap, I'm not good at unpressing buttons

I fly over to David

"I need a button unpressed and I don't think anyone other then you can do it."

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Ok. Where do i need to go?"

 

[DMUA]

''Fly over to the last Tommy''

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I head over there, using my technopathy to reverse any signals sent by that button being pushed

 

[Torlikoff]

You can tell that the button sent someone a text message.

 

[Overlord775]

I pat Mia on the head because the situation is getting way too confusing for me to handle.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I punch Coolguy before sending the message back, but around 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 extra times as well

 

[Torlikoff]

The text message was already read before you deleted it.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Why you son of a..." Boris kept shooting the guy who sent the first message.

 

[WHYNAUT]

I simply let Waldo pat me.

 

[Overlord775]

"So, do you want to go to the pool or go what this new destroyer threat is about ?"

I ask Mia