Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 9

[Overlord775]

"No, but i would like to"

I shout back at the man, while continuing to boost my attack and defence.

 

[DMUA]

"RAP AS A WHOLE IS TRASH! TRY GUNS AND ROSES! OR METALLICA! THAT'S WHAT MUSIC IS!"

From the full Nelson, I wrap my arms around his abdomen, and soar down to German Suplex them into Detroit

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

Ah ****

I stay just outside of his body, rapidly attacking him

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty continues her barrage, she also fires a crap ton of homing proton torpedoes.

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I watch TV with Mia on the couch.

The others can handle it.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Okay, hold up, why are we arguing over music!?" He shouts, confused.

 

[Torlikoff]

@DMUA: He is launched into the convienently empty stadium you destroyed earlier. "My music is godhood!" He screams at you. The torpedos then blast him.

@HL3 is left in the dust.

 

[Overlord775]

I put the swords back in to hammerspace and warp my way to the statium.

I then check if the guy is still alive.

 

[Torlikoff]

He is still alive.

 

[DMUA]

I, being next to him, also take a load of the blast, which kinda hurts. Luckily, my health isn't all that depleted.

I straighten my sunglasses and get right back up, ready to fight them once again.

 

[Overlord775]

"Are you the one that frost burned Chicago ?"

I shout at the guy.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I quickly catch up, using the Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken on the man

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Yeeeeeah, I'm just gonna put my opinion and say 30s music is the best music." He then took a walk.

 

[Torlikoff]

@Hl3: You hit every single one.

@Overlord: "I made an album cover man!"

 

[Overlord775]

I'll just take that as a yes.

I pull out the number 1200 blades and start bombarding the guy with thousands of Soul Arrows.

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty continues the barrage.

 

[Torlikoff]

[KaaaAaaAa]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I step back, waiting for the gorey fireworks

 

[Junkoposter]

[hue]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Well, I guess I could help." Boris went back, and then saw the others had this. "..........Oooookay."

 

[Torlikoff]

[KAAAAAAAA brain bad]]

 

[DMUA]

I, seeing that he's going to explode, lift my finger

"Omea wa mou shinduru"

 

[Torlikoff]

Kanye explodes

s a d

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Yikes!" He said, backing up. "Ummmmm....does anybody mind if I take a whizz on his remains? Just a quick one."

 

[DMUA]

I kinda just look over at Boris as I'm covered in blood

".... Okay, I guess."

I fly out of the ring

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Thanks." He then did so, while whistling. "Aaaaah. It's been a while..."

"Is that even allowed in an RP?"

"Quiet! We don't want them to know!"

 

[Torlikoff]

Kanye no dead

 

[Christian_Higdon]

"Wait, what." He said, before backing up. He was confused.

 

[Torlikoff]

Kanye returns to his previous position, apparently unharmed.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

I attack him with the Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken again

 

[Junkoposter]

"Just be like rap and stay dead!"

 

[Torlikoff]

"You can't kill me, I killed Torlikoff and now I run the RP!"

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"What."

I keep attacking

 

[Torlikoff]

"I am like, triple god now." He says, his sheer awesomeness deflecting the attack

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

"Can you shut the hell up and die?"

I don't stop, only continuing the Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Remember when these RP's at least pretended to make sense?]

 

[Junkoposter]

Liberty continues the barrage, this time turning the turbolaser's power to medium.

 

[DMUA]

"What?"

I witness this new blaze of power, burning blue from his sheer might. Despite his rap nature, he has gained an unfathomable, unyielding awesomeness... Awesomeness... But not manliness.

It's then... in this face of ultimate dispair against an awesome but not manly power... That I remember my train of thought from so long ago

Everyone who I've encountered... Had a heart. A strong will to do something powered by their spirit. As the manliness of these spirits increased, so did their reasoning to be manly! Manliness isn't a trait... It's the manifestation of a man's heart!

As I flash back through all the memories of Henderson's gnomes, Gergy and Kai, Asura's fury in the name of love... And Kenshiro, setting on a quest to regain the love... a new power, found in this ultimate realization, awakens within me.

My muscles go absolutely berserk, swoling to unfathomable degree as the manliest love song of all time kicks i

FLEX UP..... 100%!!!!!!!!!!'

Suddenly, a massive Aura emerges from my body, shaking the earth, cracking and folding it as massive manliness emerges to confront the threat before me

As the violent flashing clears for a moment you clearly see Coolguy, standing at like 8 feet tall as his proportions are exaggerated to dramatic degree.

"All this time... I've been hiding myself, hiding away my heart for far too long... That's why..."

He takes off his sunglasses, and crushes them to molecular ash in one hand

"I want to beat you as you look me in the eye!"

Suddenly, I blast off with immense speed, covering the gap between me and Kanye within an instant, as I unleash an unyielding flury of blows

'ATATATATATTATATATATATATTATATATATATATATTATA-'

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[I continue walking in Non-existence]

 

[DMUA]

[N O T M Y J O B T O I N T R O D U C E Y O U R C H A R A C T E R]