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Everybody Wants To Rule The World 3: Part 8

"That's..... yeah, that's reasonable. The almost same shit happened to me, I was chilling in America in all of a sudden I got demon powers. You're transported in this dimension too?"
 
"Yeah. Since then, I've blown up a shock rap concert, became a pig, blew a hole in the moon, went to hell, killed every demon in hell before being offered out via transferring 2 pieces of my soul, then I blew up more stuff, then I blew up the devil's house in Georgia, got my powers back, and now I'm here."
 
"I'll just chill. I mean, you guys can talk to me if you so choose, but eh." He then lied down, whistling a little tune.
 
Torlikoff said:
@Stand: "Why do you want any of this? And we can't give you Hawaii. Maybe Guam at most."
"I'd rather keep my reasons to myself. But sure, if you give me Guam, then I'll take it."
 
Hmmm..... This guy.... He may be able to fix my boredom.

"Well, you have lot of things going on. Then, what do you want to do next after you, blew up my arm, oh it grew back."
 
"Well, right now we're kinda fighting destroyers while I try to uncover the meaning of manliness."
 
"Sure. Of course, we don't have any calls right now, so."
 
I send a message to wherever this ping comes from

the message reads "C Y K A B L Y A T I D I N A H U I" followed by high-pitched electronic screaming
 
The phone that was thrown flies up, projecting a math problem into the air.

"If x+y=3 and 2x+(2^2)=5, what is the value of x and y?"
 
I send a message containing nothing but extremely abstract and practically NSFW memes to wherever this is being sent from
 
grr... More maaaa-

Gergy: 1 and 2 respectively.

I type the answer
 
@Hl3: No response.

@DMUA: "Incorrect. You will now suffer the pain of math." A laser is blasted into you from the phone. It hurts.
 
I send a message that contains code that should, when whoever is sending this recieves it, delete their System 32
 
It sizzles off my forehead

Gergy:... Wait, fork, .5 and 2.5
 
Coolguy McChad gains a lollipop.

".... I don't think so, but it does seem to be the ends of doing math."
 
I look up and see that they have 3 heads now

****

I hit myself in the back of the head, knowing that this probably won't work but it's better than nothing
 
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