Everybody Wants to Rule the World 16

[Torlikoff]

[So is earth destroyed now?]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[I mean, since I already knew what would happen, I would have already seen you tell me that your a fusion]

[You'd react to it tho. probably]

 

[Blahblah9755]

[So is earth destroyed now?]

[The fake one I this dimension is, not the real one.]

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

[Daemons are as strong as normal daemons High 6-A/6-B but the boss are 4-C solid. Also did Blah punched my planet?]

 

[PsychoWarper]

[Dammit let me be lazy, I dont wanna retcon]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Daemons are as strong as normal daemons High 6-A/6-B but the boss are 4-C solid. Also did Blah punched my planet?]

[my concrete shards, when shot at things, are 5-B and FTL

also, i just perma-killed a bunch ovo]

 

[Torlikoff]

[Daemons are as strong as normal daemons High 6-A/6-B but the boss are 4-C solid. Also did Blah punched my planet?]

[Almost all problems can be solved by destroying the planet, don't doubt it.]

 

[Blahblah9755]

[@Hl3 Don't think cook would help you with healing through time reversal.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Dammit let me be lazy, I dont wanna retcon]

[Anyway, I did fusion shenanigans with the golem and Exodus.]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[@Hl3 Don't think cook would help you with healing through time reversal.]

[well, wouldn't they just be healing to their damaged selfs? Or am i thinking about this wrong?]

 

[ShiroyashaGinSan]

"Uh-uh-uh~ƒÄÁ That's no fun."

The earth miraculously restored, as if it was warped by someone.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[So, i got in Machu Picchu. What now?]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

"GOD ******* DAMMIT I FELL ASLEEP AGAIN" I say, etched within the control crevice of my GaoFighGar, err... My thinly veiled Spiral borne imitation OF GaoFighGar.

My wooden golem, born from my dick transmuted into wood, Nestles next to me

"so uh... What's the plan me?"

"Simple, we gonna terraform Mars into Earth, BUT we gonna like, make it so that Women are ******* buff as hell, like the ideal female body is just Arnold Schwarzenegger but with **** and a female face"

"As much as that makes me wanna pop a bone, even tho I don't gone no bone, why Mars?"

"Have you SEEN earth? With all these superpowered ass peeps, they probably ain't gonna let us do that"

"Fair point, but are you aware of the stereotypes of women that might arise on this "Earth 2?"

"Obviously, making women the physically superior gender is obviously gonna contrast with their biological role of birthing children, which would in turn create a societal concept of women being "gentle Giants" physically superior women that ultimately fight NOT per their birthing role, but are nonetheless immensely power, and capable of self defense via sheer strength SHOULD they need to"

"Wow you thought this out"

"How the **** did you not know that? You are LITERALLY me"

"It's for the sake of conversation"

"Makes sense"

"Well... MARS BOUND WE GO!"

 

[Blahblah9755]

[well, wouldn't they just be healing to their damaged selfs? Or am i thinking about this wrong?]

[If I understand things right, they're turning time back to before the damage was dealt, so cook wouldn't apply. If it was standard regen, resurrection, healing, etc you'd be right.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"The axe murder guy named Odd, he needs to do something before we head to Giza"

"What?"

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

"Eh... [Insert Yobos characters name here]

[Michael. Also, oof]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[@Blah ah, ok, that makes sense

one sec, retcon time]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

snipsnipsnip

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[PsychoWarper]

"Eh... [Insert Yobos characters name here]

[Michael. Also, oof]

[What do you mean oof?]

@Yobo "The Axe Murder is who im with. He asked me to wait here a sec"

 

[Blahblah9755]

[Reinhard, where's your character doing this from? What are the characters you get your powers from?]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Michael. Also, oof]

[I mean

The fusion doesn't have a name.]

 

[Christian_Higdon]

[I'll have to go now.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

"Let's wait then."

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Michael. Also, oof]
[What do you mean oof?]

@Yobo "The Axe Murder is who im with. He asked me to wait here a sec"

[His name is Michael.]

 

[Yobo_Blue]

[Michael. Also, oof]

[I mean

The fusion doesn't have a name.]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[I'm still in Giza after incaping all the monsters with concrete btw]

 

[PsychoWarper]

"Alright"

[I love this RP, but its a mess]

 

[Torlikoff]

[We need some sort of real time map at this point, it is a M E S S]

 

[DragonEmperor23]

I ram through all the Daemons on my path towards Giza. I got to Giza and am standing in front of the Pyramid where the part was said to be located.

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[So, i got in Machu Picchu. What now?]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[boi

i already incapped all the ones there by filling/fusing them with concrete]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[I have a feeling that Reinhard has just given up at this point ovo]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

[Also, dear lord everyone went to Giza. Im all alone at Machu Picchu lol]

 

[SwathingDegenera777]

And just like that, we're at Mars, thank **** for restricted Toonforce and Le Spiral.

"Okay so... How we gonna do this?"

"Well even though my willpower to realize my dream be like, enough to blow up a goddamn neutron star, it ain't enough to terraform a planet, so we gotta obtain enough power TO terraform a planet"

"And how we gonna do that?"

"SIMPLE! use Le Spiral and Toonforce to travel to limbo, absorb the soul energy of all those ******* souls, then Terraform Mars EXACTLY into Earth, but with the aforementioned physically superior women that are NATURALLY buff, like, Six-packs and Biceps half the size of a regular Watermelon"

"Yeah I get it"

"Well yeah your me"

 

[DragonEmperor23]

[ i think me and ur new character are in the same place if ur also in giza]

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[ i think me and ur new character are in the same place if ur also in giza]

[like everyone except for Walter and Odd are iirc]

 

[Torlikoff]

[Someone reach across dimensions to kill swathing. It'd be nice.]

 

[CrimsonStarFallen]

And just like that, we're at Mars

[No. Mars is literaly a melting ball of Magma. Whatever you're doing to terraform Mars isn't gonna happen.]

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I don't even understand why I'm here murdering birds.

I need an enemy who is actually intelligent and able to understand me.

How do I get out of this place.

 

[Hl3_or_bust]

[Someone reach across dimensions to kill swathing. It'd be nice.]

[if i had Longinus Negation i could definitely kill him on contact]