Dipper faces Bill like a man (Dipper Pines vs Bill Cipher, but it's a drunk fist fight.)

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No powers, speed equalised, (never agreed with Bill's speed here on this wiki anyway) nothing above 9-B, because things get complicated and a lot of which I just straight up don't agree with.

Drunken fistfight outside a KFC parking lot, who wins?

(Dipper) You're the worst.:

(Bill) Here, deer teeth, for you, kid!
scared noise:

 

[ShionAH]

Bill beats the shit out of Dipper due to his experience and intelligence also due to his weird body having only his eye as weakness

 

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Bill beats the shit out of Dipper due to his experience and intelligence also due to his weird body having only his eye as weakness

Intelligence and experience hindered by being drunk as ****. Also, since his eye is pretty big, Dipper would probably gun for it immediately

 

[ShionAH]

Intelligence and experience hindered by being drunk as ****.

Oh shit

Also, since his eye is pretty big, Dipper would probably gun for it immediately

I think Dipper beats his ass then, since he is drunk Bill would be arrogant and get his eye slapped

Dipper FRA lol

 

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Oh shit

I think Dipper beats his ass then, since he is drunk Bill would be arrogant and get his eye slapped

Dipper FRA lol

lmfao I'm going to get some people here so this can be a notable match

 

[ShionAH]

lmfao I'm going to get some people here so this can be a notable match

You cannot add this sadly, these kinds of joke matchups cannot be added

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

 

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Oh shit

I think Dipper beats his ass then, since he is drunk Bill would be arrogant and get his eye slapped

Dipper FRA lol

You cannot add this sadly, these kinds of joke matchups cannot be added

Oh that sucks. It was more of a "I wanted Dipper to fight Bill one on one" than anything, but hey.

 

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‐ it's a drunk fight, so powers (seen here as Bill alters his size) aren't allowed
- it's also specified nothing above 9-b is allowed to remove complication

 

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• it's a drunk fight, so powers (seen here as Bill alters his size) aren't allowed
• it's also specified nothing above 9-b is allowed to remove complication

 

[TheOrangeGuy09]

• it's a drunk fight, so powers (seen here as Bill alters his size) aren't allowed
• it's also specified nothing above 9-b is allowed to remove complication

It was a joke

 

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It was a joke

Oops, sorry