- 5,468
- 3,261
Okay, so uhh... Here's the deal, right. So first, let's compare the two's AP:
Darkness: Upscales from 1.761 tons
Goomba: Downscales from 0.716 tons
So already there's a 2.5x AP gap, which is already looking like a stomp in Darkness' favor. Problem is Darkness is from Konosuba, and apparently the girls from that series had to be lobotomized in one way or another for some reason. It's got a bit of a reputation for that. In Darkness' case, she's a complete *********. That and she has a case of Stormtrooper, which, by the way, is why she lost to an ACTUAL STORMTROOPER: https://vsbattles.com/threads/yall-...iss-darkness-konosuba-vs-stormtrooper.145655/
As for the Goomba, they're as vulnerable as they are stupid. Explaining gravity to a Goomba is like telling a flat-Earther that the Earth is round as they would often fall off cliffs for no reason. They get flattened by someone jumping on their heads, making the mere concept of lifting strength an easy way to kill them. On the flip-side, they are one of the most battle-focused species in Bowser's forces.
So basically we have a crusader who's a dysfunctional pain-lover (apparently the M word is bad) against a creature with a serious vulnerability problem.
Where would that lead us? Darkness' Decoy would be useless since the Goomba would already be hellbent on attacking her to begin with. Soul manip is useless because that's just EXP stuff this having no combat purpose. Which leaves us with a Power Mimicry thing that has zero justification attached to it. Like, what is that all about?
As for the Goomba, its stat amps very situational. Thorn Shot allows it to keep away from Darkness as it goes for about three times the Goomba's own height. The acrobatics part makes it more agile than Darkness, who doesn't seem to have that for whatever reason. Generally the Goomba is a better fighter in the variety department.
Stamina is hard to pinpoint. I think Darkness has the edge there since stealing her life force only annoys her and death spells just leave her with a hangover (or at least that's what the P&A section is telling me; the Stamina section doesn't justify jack squat).
For this match, let's have the distance set to give meters. Let's also equalize speed. Here are the profiles:
Darkness' Profile
Goomba's Profile
Who takes this?
Masochistic Crusader: 0
Somehow only the Fourth Weakest Enemy According to WickedBinge: 0
Both are Too Stupid to Fight: 0
Darkness: Upscales from 1.761 tons
Goomba: Downscales from 0.716 tons
So already there's a 2.5x AP gap, which is already looking like a stomp in Darkness' favor. Problem is Darkness is from Konosuba, and apparently the girls from that series had to be lobotomized in one way or another for some reason. It's got a bit of a reputation for that. In Darkness' case, she's a complete *********. That and she has a case of Stormtrooper, which, by the way, is why she lost to an ACTUAL STORMTROOPER: https://vsbattles.com/threads/yall-...iss-darkness-konosuba-vs-stormtrooper.145655/
As for the Goomba, they're as vulnerable as they are stupid. Explaining gravity to a Goomba is like telling a flat-Earther that the Earth is round as they would often fall off cliffs for no reason. They get flattened by someone jumping on their heads, making the mere concept of lifting strength an easy way to kill them. On the flip-side, they are one of the most battle-focused species in Bowser's forces.
So basically we have a crusader who's a dysfunctional pain-lover (apparently the M word is bad) against a creature with a serious vulnerability problem.
Where would that lead us? Darkness' Decoy would be useless since the Goomba would already be hellbent on attacking her to begin with. Soul manip is useless because that's just EXP stuff this having no combat purpose. Which leaves us with a Power Mimicry thing that has zero justification attached to it. Like, what is that all about?
As for the Goomba, its stat amps very situational. Thorn Shot allows it to keep away from Darkness as it goes for about three times the Goomba's own height. The acrobatics part makes it more agile than Darkness, who doesn't seem to have that for whatever reason. Generally the Goomba is a better fighter in the variety department.
Stamina is hard to pinpoint. I think Darkness has the edge there since stealing her life force only annoys her and death spells just leave her with a hangover (or at least that's what the P&A section is telling me; the Stamina section doesn't justify jack squat).
For this match, let's have the distance set to give meters. Let's also equalize speed. Here are the profiles:
Darkness' Profile
Goomba's Profile
Who takes this?
Masochistic Crusader: 0
Somehow only the Fourth Weakest Enemy According to WickedBinge: 0
Both are Too Stupid to Fight: 0
