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[Knifeman29]

what the actual **** is this, seriously

Dragon ball super

 

[UltraChair]

Every Pokemon below Tier 3 should get upgraded to Tier 4, as Cosmog is the Nebula Pokemon, Nebulae have stars in them, and it's too weak to attack, it doesn't even have any damaging moves, it gets threatened by Spearows, even the Pokedex itself calls it frail and helpless, meaning that every Pokemon should upscale from it.

 

[Metalballrun]

Low 1-C Femto and the Godhand​

 

[Blahblah9755]

I started watching the Flash recently and saw something… dumb, and since this thread had more interesting wank than the more recent ones, I’m posting it here.
In episode 10, this dude shoots Flash with a gun that creates flames that reach “absolute hot”, the Planck temperature.
Air at Planck temperature should have an energy around 5.4896387e+30 J/cc, so considering the size of the flames the gun created, CW Flash has high 5-A durability.

 

[The_King_of_Prudence]

The doctor (Doctor Who) is at least low 1 possibly tier 0.

Bernice Summerfield saw the Doctor as a transdimensional monster "crammed into a parody of human flesh."

The True force the Doctor(No kidding, this Really happened, it's canon.)

Spoiler

Now Yani watched the solid shadow of the Big Eating Thing - a form that she could only see hints of but, she knew, the others could not see at all - as it tore at the Magic Man, blasting him with alien energies and burning him up, peeling him back layer by layer.

And Yani saw, in a direction that the others would have never seen, that each time a layer was torn from the Magic Man he was getting bigger.

It directed another burst of energy at the Magic Man - burning away the thin and human-seeming figure that existed on the physical plane - and the Magic Man replaced it with what Yani thought of as his "other body". The body that nobody but she, and Kai, and the others of her people had been able to see.

And the thing that was in the quasi-space was vast now. Bigger than the sun.

Every time the thing inside had burned the hated thing away, the hated thing had merely got bigger. The thing inside couldn't understand it. It was as though a series of fleshy masks had been burned away, one after another, exposing the larger mass enfolded within to at last reveal the massive skull beneath the skin: the horror at the core.

And in dimensions and directions that only the thing inside could see, the hated thing was vast, now, impossibly powerful. It could crush the thing inside with the merest flicker of an idle thought. - Sky Pirates!

according to this statement, the doctor is Nyarlathotep
"The Doctor is the emissary of your masters, worm. He is the messenger of the powers you draw upon. [...] He is more than man. He is the troubler at the gate, the walker with the thousand forms; the part of the idiot god which embraces the pain of reason. He is the thing from the void that mocks the blind apes of truth. He is the dark messenger, Nya...
ROZ"

So Doctor is A Cosmic Horror which exists in multiple dimensions and is probably nya

The Doctor's Yogiri?

 

[Vizer04]

Chi-Chi has Class Z Lifting Strenght by scaling from Goku

 

[Cul0r]

Chi-Chi has Class Z Lifting Strenght by scaling from Goku

lmao

 

[Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E]

Only the best for CBR. But seriously, they said Franklin Richards could beat both Doctor Manhatten and Thanos with the IG

You can't be serious.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

aunt may one-shotted spider man
spider man defeated firelord
firelord fought on par with thor
thor is comparable to the hulk
the hulk defeated the one below all

in summary, aunt may > the one below all

outerverse level aunt may

 

[EmilioRory10]

aunt may one-shotted spider man
spider man defeated firelord
firelord fought on par with thor
thor is comparable to the hulk
the hulk defeated the one below all

in summary, aunt may > the one below all

outerverse level aunt may

it says to create your own wank, not downplay, smh

 

[StekFence]

Tony Stark is tier 0 dura via being the “Invincible Iron Man”

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

all avengers members should have RW and Fate hax as long as they fight together

 

[Nullflowerblush]

Tony Stark is tier 0 dura via being the “Invincible Iron Man”

 

[StekFence]

Doctor Octopus is Tier 4 due to being above Spider-Man due to being the Superior Spider-Man.

 

[BigSmoke4269]

that would just make him 1-A, as i determined while scaling aunt may to the one below all

 

[StekFence]

that would just make him 1-A, as i determined while scaling aunt may to the one below all

I see. And otto and aunt may are together in some timelines, therefore they crosscale

 

[Urshani]

shin megami tensei contains all fiction because the cosmology revolves around human thoughts and amplifies them to infinite degrees (seen with dante)

so verses like twin peaks would be amplified only to get fodderized by some crossdressing twink


-1 smt

 

[BigSmoke4269]

I see. And otto and aunt may are together in some timelines, therefore they crosscale

iirc aunt may and otto canonically ****** in the main universe and peter had to watch it happen later, so yeah they scale to each other because they both survived

 

[Anomalous_N_I_W_D_E]

iirc aunt may and otto canonically ****** in the main universe and peter had to watch it happen later, so yeah they scale to each other because they both survived

Oh my god that's terrible.

 

[StekFence]

Oh my god that's terrible.

But it works. Also, Building level+ kakyoin,avdol,iggy, and pol because that’s how strong Joseph is and he’s the weakest crusader

 

[BigSmoke4269]

yeah

 

[BigSmoke4269]

even worse is that the reason peter saw it happen is because he was possessing otto's body at the time

so peter basically watched himself banging his own aunt with doc ock's ****

"While trapped in Doctor Octopus' melty, dying body, Peter has access to all the doctor's memories. Most of these consist of getting punched as a child by Octavius' father or getting punched as an adult by himself, but one memory really gets to Peter: watching himself have sex with his own Aunt."

 

[StekFence]

even worse is that the reason peter saw it happen is because he was possessing otto's body at the time

so peter basically watched himself banging his own aunt with doc ock's ****

"While trapped in Doctor Octopus' melty, dying body, Peter has access to all the doctor's memories. Most of these consist of getting punched as a child by Octavius' father or getting punched as an adult by himself, but one memory really gets to Peter: watching himself have sex with his own Aunt."

Peter gets mind manip resistance for surviving this

 

[Urshani]

Peter gets mind manip resistance for surviving this

outlier like everything is in marvel

 

[StekFence]

outlier like everything is in marvel

i hate that this works.

 

[Urshani]

i hate that this works.

WE SHOULD DRIVE TO MARVEL, AND FORCE THEM TO BE CONSISTENT

 

[BigSmoke4269]

Peter gets mind manip resistance for surviving this

peter actually gets some godly level of regen since his soul managed to recover from it

 

[Shadyboi0]

Megatron is tier 0 because his motto is "Everything is fodder." Those who scale to him are also tier 0

 

[Another_Council]

Nyarlathotep is infinitely above baseline Tier 0 because of this

 

[The_Almighty_Wholesome]

At 4:27, Aunt May from Spider-Man 2 hits and harms Doc Ock making her 9-A. Doc Oc should be 4-C with prep via his statement “I have the power of the sun in the palm of my hands.”

 

[BigSmoke4269]

so now aunt may is 1-A in the comics and 4-C in the movies. can't wait to see what comes next here

 

[Nullflowerblush]

Mr. Satan is so powerful that his fame has extended across the far reaches of the universe, frightening the villains that lurk among the cosmos which has resulted in eternal peace on the planet Earth for the past few months. He is at least 4-B based off of this alone, but he has better feats and statements.

 

[StekFence]

Mr. Satan is so powerful that his fame has extended across the far reaches of the universe, frightening the villains that lurk among the cosmos which has resulted in eternal peace on the planet Earth for the past few months. He is at least 4-B based off of this alone, but he has better feats and statements.

He beat beerus too using only a 50x transformation.

 

[Soupywolf5]

Haha funni necro

Thanks to floats, Mario can hit infinite speed in Super Mario 64 via backwards long jumps, at which point he causes the game to crash. There are at least 20 dimensions in the game when factoring in the main world, hat levels, the 15 courses, bowser worlds and other secret areas, and each of these dimensions are comprised of over 3 octillion parallel universes. Thus Mario is also absurdly high-end 2-B

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Cammy from Street Fighter should be Likely 2-C due to her English VA being Caitlin Glass, who is the English VA for Vados. Every character that scales to her or above is Likely 2-C as well.

 

[Swerzye29038]

Omni man is 4-C for fighting this guy