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The animatronic, once known as Freddy, looks at D'Arby, before twitching a bit.
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Suddenly, a young man wearing a ******* sphere on his head pops inChristian Higdon said:The animatronic, once known as Freddy, looks at D'Arby, before twitching a bit.
"This may not be 2b2t, but I'm sensing a challenge. You up for a fight buddy?"Christian Higdon said:The monster looks back at this person, twitching. He then bared teeth.
The sphereheaded man approaches the animatronic looking mofoChristian Higdon said:Freddy roared out.
Meanwhile, Boris was crying a bit. His head was aching badly.
"Awwww! I was looking forward to fighting him? Was gonna test out my BirDriver! ******, fine man, whatever, only thing that can salvage this damn day would be hitting up the 2b2tVerse"Christian Higdon said:Suddenly, something warped this Freddy back to his own dimension. "Anamoly's been deleted. I guess I can guide ya to this 2b2t thing." Said a voice.
Preparing for an anarchaic shitshow of epic proportions, he readies his BirBot in hand.Christian Higdon said:Suddenly, he appears in said place in an instant. "Do as you wish."
"Bruh I have none, my head is a ******* egg fam"Christian Higdon said:"Oh. Oof. In that case, I guess you could be infected by the parasites and join our team." He said, as a few metallic parasites then spawn behind him and crawl into his ear.
Star and Marco notice this, and come back to help out Public, who was now a Chip.PublicMinority87 said:"Do you give up, or do you wanna play?" D'arby says.
A bomb goes off, its only small enough to alert Marco and Star and not do any damage in the slightest. A cd player and a Dethalbum 1 CD are in the pocket, as well as a speaker.
Meanwhile, Marika awakens from her depletion induced slumber, and tries to comfort the amnesiac BorisChristian Higdon said:Freddy then slowly lumbered towards D'Arby.
D'arby sighs. "Can't rely on cards these days. Have to do everything yourself." He says as he raises his palm at everyone and fires beams of green light straight at all the heroes' heads. "You really thought I'd let you walk away so easily!? I was hired by Decimus to kill you!"PublicMinority87 said:Overtime, D'arby starts to panic by Star's bluffing. Star wins and all the souls are brought back including the souls of his other victims. D'arby loses, and everyone leaves, to form a plan to beat The World and Star Platinum.
D'arby catches Mr. Patch's next punch and proceeds to rip the arm off, snapping his fingers and teleporting it away in a green flash. D'arby then proceeds to lay the beatdown on Mr. Patch, and after the last punch, snaps his fingers again and teleports in a division of 100 Combine Elites, 500 Combine Humanoids, 200 Combine Striders, 150 Combine Manhacks, 250 Combine Stalkers, and 60 Combine Hunter-Choppers in a green flash.PublicMinority87 said:A hole is punched through D'arby's chest, by an angry Mr. Patch, who is summoned and isnt even properly controlled by me, who is infuriated so bad that Mr. Patch acts in a blind rage-induced frenzy. Showing its teeth, it barrages D'arby so much that D'arby dies three times inbetween only to come back to life. However, D'arby came back to life thatlast moment..
Suddenly, a black blade slams into D'arby from behind, splattering blood and guts everywhere. D'arby claws weakly at the blade sprouting from his chest until the blade is flung aside and the alcoholic cyborg's body is discarded like yesterday's trash. The figure behind him, a man even more ominous and even more cyborgy than D'arby, grabs the downed D'arby by the chest as blood pours down the cyborg's body and lifts him with one hand. D'arby weakly attempts to look the other man in the eye.PublicMinority87 said:I then put the prostetic arm on, as Mr. Patch places a Fat Albert, killing all of the combine and blowing D'arby into a wall. Mr. Patch looks even more pissed off, and shoves a bomb down D'arby's throat.
I take the bomb out.
"This is too much for a man like you, at least you aren't as sadistic as your brother." I say. I then start making Mr. Patch punch him to oblivion, not killing him, but giving him PTSD for life, a bunch of broken bones, a few permanent scars and a place where the hole once was.
Name: Daniel J. D'arby
Stand: Osiris, god of life, death and flooding of the Nile
Status: Retired
"While you can still speak, agree with me on this. Your brother is a ******."
Yxz notices and, given HOSTLESS is a robot, decides to drink beer too.Christian Higdon said:"HMPH. OH, THE GOOD DAYS." HOSTLESS said, guzzling down beer.
I simply summon another M61 Vulcan and barrage Atum, knocking him to the ground. "He's got two brothers now!? Oh, and by the way, D'arby's not dead. Thanos reversed time with the Time Stone like he did with Wanda and Vision in Infinity War."PublicMinority87 said:D'arby's younger brother appears. "So, he is dead." Replies a young man about my age who summons his stand, Atum, which sprints at Dark, dodgig every attack in his way due to his binary soul reading. It grabs Dark' arm, and lets go, but the force and indent are still there. It has the force to sever the arm, but it wont yet.
I force myself to stop feeling pain by getting kinda drunk. I get a little too drunk after my 10th flask of whiskey. "Hey where did that ****** bastard go. I wanna murder the b*tch" I say.