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(No. The parasite is out)
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Combine Invasion Part 2
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The parasite slowly regenerates and turns invisible, wiggling in Private's brain.
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The parasite sees something... A small Mr. Patch.
"This is Mr. Patch's secret bomb, Under Pressure! It protects the one it is on. This is what you are seeing, jackoff!"Mr Patch exclaims.
"This is Mr. Patch's secret bomb, Under Pressure! It protects the one it is on. This is what you are seeing, jackoff!"Mr Patch exclaims.
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The parasite doesn't care as it then burrows into the brain and starts taking control.
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"Nope!" I yell as I use green stringz to rip out the frickin parasite.Christian Higdon said:
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It then hisses, angry at Dark as it then disappears.
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Under Pressure detonates, completely eradicating it.
Upon hearing this, Decimus crushes a can of beer and throws it in rage.
Upon hearing this, Decimus crushes a can of beer and throws it in rage.
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"I do not drink that stupid concoction." Decimus's voice booms from hidden speakers.PublicMinority87 said:
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(I never said Decimus drank it.)
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(Well, if he doesn't drink it then what use does he have for it?)PublicMinority87 said:
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Somehow, another parasite was still alive, as it then teleported into Pubstar's brain, before merging with it.
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(When the time is right, you shall know.)TheDarkSide857 said:
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(Well, if he doesn't drink it then what use does he have for it?)
(When the time is right, you shall know.)
It's one of his anger habits, right?
(When the time is right, you shall know.)
It's one of his anger habits, right?
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(Yeah, but the reason its there will be revealled shortly.
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Suddenly, a bunch of atoms that formed the parasites turned into parasites as they then looked for a host. Soon enough, they found a person walking as they hid.
"Hello? Name's James and I just wanted to-" The parasites then started to enter his brain all at once as he then twitched and turned, his eyes glowing green.
"Hello? Name's James and I just wanted to-" The parasites then started to enter his brain all at once as he then twitched and turned, his eyes glowing green.
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I pull out the Cringual Gauntlet and put it on-"Whoo, haven't done that in years!"-and punch James with the Cosmic Energy Stone glowing, sending him several miles away.Christian Higdon said:
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James' body is hurt a lot, but the parasites then form to merge into his brain as he then teleports out.
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Onodera's eating a sandwich, minding his own business like a good Lil boy... I mean, as much as someone who's just lost his job and broke AF can, hes eating a week old sandwich he found in a dumpster... Life is kinda shit. But hey! Atleast he isn't being a victim of Human Trafficking!
Meanwhile, someone gazes upon him from beyond the dimensional barrier
Meanwhile, someone gazes upon him from beyond the dimensional barrier
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Soon, the parasites see Onodera and turn invisible, before they all zoom over to crawl in his ear and possess him.
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Onodera suddenly feels a pang of sickness overcome him, in said sickness, he regurgitates his already moldy sandwich... Unfortunately, since he operates upon Standard String Logic like most filthy goddamn Terrans, he just assumes that the MOLD made him sick, failing to account for other, extradimensional possibilities like the ******* normie his dumbass is.Christian Higdon said:
Protect Boris, he hears
"Whu? Who's there?" He says, slightly panicked, he watched a movie about Human Trafficking two days ago, couple his fear of having his freedom rescinded PLUS his idiocy, and you can see why hes so shaken up over this shit
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Suddenly, the parasites eat his brain quickly as they all merge his memories within them but take out his usual objectives and replace them with gaining info on Boris and protecting him. They then form his brain as a mechanical version of it.
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Luckily, due to his borderline Obsessive Desire to Be Himself, his general "self" continues to exist... Well I mean, as a passive observer, he thinks hes in control of his own body, but hes really not.Christian Higdon said:
"Protect... Boris" he says, teleporting into the same dimensional space Boris is in.
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Boris is wandering around, as he then senses something wrong, but isn't concerned at the moment. The parasites begin to speak to Onodera.
"Analyse him."
"Analyse him."
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"Huh, guess I'll do that" he says to himself, not really thinking, merely Existing, because boi does Onodera sure love to existChristian Higdon said:
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The parasites then change his vision to something more robotic to analyze Boris. It was shown that now half of Onodera's body was cybernetic.
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Onodera attempts to approach Boris, the parasites seeking to incur further information regarding BorisChristian Higdon said:
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"ENTITY SCANNED." The parasites said, as Onodera got some info on Boris. They then told Onodera to keep stealthy and watch over to see if he's in danger.
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Onodera, who's idiocy has somehow contaminated the functions of the parasites, proceeds to STAND IN THE MOST VISIBLE SPOT POSSIBLE, in the most visible MANNER possible... Like a ******* idiot. Like, he's failed to retain ANY control over his body, yet somehow his tendency to "be a ******* idiot" has...Christian Higdon said:
What even!
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Somehow, just then, the parasites took away his idiocy and replaced it with a chip. They implanted it in the brain so that Onodera was like a supercomputer.
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A cybernetic alcoholic man comes out of nowhere, making even Decimus jump, and him question if it is a good idea hiring him. He is technically not part of the combine, but still is hired by many of them to carry out their dirty work. They usually get better when drunk and can be skilled best when at their peak, but, when sober, they have a hangover so bad that it drives them to do things too inhumane for anybody.
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TFW your idiocy is 1-A, like that shit is literally defying all laws of reality. If reality were a person, this would be the equivalent of pretending that person isn't even there, like to an utterly absurd degree. Like if they were bleeding out on the ground, they'd be like 'da fuq was that', y'know?Christian Higdon said:
Anyway, Onodera trys talking to Boris
"Sup, some weird head parasite thingy told me to watch your or ******, something likr that, IDK man_
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"..." Boris was confused. The parasites then rammed the supercomputer chip into his brain, trying to make him far smarter.
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I mean, the parasites kinda worked. Dude can now do triple digit multiplication (ie. xxx multiplied xxx and othersuch triple digits) with relative ease at the speed of the average SINGULAR heartbeat!Christian Higdon said:
"anyway uh... You uh under ****** suspicion or something? These weird little headworms REALLY want you safe, something about a "Combine" or whatever, i mean i know what a "concubine" is but that shit ain't here or there, let alone PG. Hell I'm not even sure that shit is PG13. Anyway, I guess I'm your... bodyguard or something? NGL I just want these ****** headworms to shut up.
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Then, the parasites got angry as they started eating up his free will. Soon enough, they had full control over him.
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Onodera, being none the wiser, just kinda fails to notice. Sure he has lost ALL CONTROL OVER EVERY ASPECT OF HIS BODY, but atleast ******, he aint dead.Christian Higdon said:
He unknowingly waits for the Parsites to dictate his actions.
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The parasites, having full control, turn his entire body into cybernetics and start reprogramming him, as he shuts down. Soon as they're done, they turn him back on and he has one goal. Keep Boris safe from any harm.
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"Must... Protect... Boris"Christian Higdon said:
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"H-h-huh?" Boris said, getting a bit scared.
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You heard me, he says, his eyes glowing a bright "Ben 10" colored greenChristian Higdon said:
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Boris started to breathe in and out, getting nervous and shuddery.
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