Chuck Norris vs Adolf Hitler

[RapidMotorcycle19]

The most patriotic man there is versus the fuhrer from germany.



Low 2-C Forms.
Speed equalized.

Fictional Characters, dont get mad.

 

[Huesito88]

I was thinking of doing this, but........

 

[Mand21]

WHAT

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Hitler can nullify mind, light and dark spells.

Since speed is equal, id say hitler with his dark OTK

 

[Ultima_Reality]

What's with all of these vs matches involving Hitler

 

[Mand21]

Chuck can do reality warping.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Dude. If i did a legit match like Llenn vs Kirito no one notices.

Hitler vs Norris? Now thats a interedting match.

 

[Mand21]

Chuck has resistance to death hax and can reality warp. He has death hax and Adolf Hitler cannot resist it. Plus, he has a shit-ton of hax.

Chuck takes this one.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Chuck 1 Adolf 0

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Chuck is a glass cannon isn't he?

 

[Phoenix821]

He shouldn't be considering he can hit himself in the back of the head, wouldn't that mean he can take his own attack?

 

[Mand21]

If he can hit himslef with his own attack, he's at the very least an extremely high-end 3-A.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

That actually should be changed


Now that I think about it, chuck for reasons above

 

[The_Smashor]

• Insert joke about Chuck Norris aparently being born on the day the nazis surrendered here

 

[Mand21]

He lost his virginity before his parents were born, remembered?

 

[Phoenix821]

I thought he was born in a log cabin he built himself.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Chuck 2 Adolf 0

What about Hilter's hax and sealing?

 

[Mand21]

Chuck can reality warp. He just far outhaxes Hitler and isn't merciful, so he'll lead with his best haxes.

 

[Meshifuari_Arimota]

Adolf does possess One Hit Kill, would it work tho?

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

Considering Chuck beat up the embodiment of death, probably not.

 

[Mand21]

Nope. Chuck can resist that.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Well, i dont see Chuck having resistance to ohks

 

[Mand21]

He has to death manipulation.

 

[Kappatalism]

but if he dies its over...

 

[Mand21]

Chuck only has to resist and/or strike first. He far outhaxes Hitler.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Would it be in character to go for the kill at the start?

 

[Mand21]

From the facts? Definitely. He doesn't know the meaning of mercy and all.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Technically, Hitler would be able to kill Chuck with his OHK, but yoi argue Chuck would strike first?

How can we surely know that if speed is equal?

 

[Mand21]

Chuck's personality seems a hell lot less merciless and more pragmatic, doesn't it? Plus, he can resist death manipulation...

 

[Meshifuari_Arimota]

Chuck is night-omniscent (the only thing he doesnt know is the meaning of mercy) which makes him aware of Hitler OHK, he will find a way to avoid it.

 

[Mand21]

Chuck is night-omniscent (the only thing he doesnt know is the meaning of mercy) which makes him aware of Hitler OHK, he will find a way to avoid it.

That's NLF. Omniscience doesn't give knowledge of stuff beyond one's setting. However, I agree that Chuck should know everything about every OHK imaginable and thus be able to counter it.

 

[ArgentinianDeadpool]

Chuck fra.

 

[RapidMotorcycle19]

Chuck 3

Adolf 0