Chris Jericho fights a girl with butt powers

[RandomGuy2345]

Yep, this is now a thing.

Chris Jericho vs Kazane Aoba.

WWE Chris Jericho will be used here.

East-West War Arc Kazane will be used here.

Speed will be equalized.

Fight takes place at Wrestlemania 34.

Sports Entertainer: 7 (Epiccheev, Demonic, Livinmeme, Shmooply, Acer_, Popted, Starter)

Butt Entertainer:

Inconclusive:

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Kazane: 2048.7 KJ
Jericho: 796.1 KJ

A 2.57x AP difference.

 

[DemonicDude]

Perfect Jericho reaction

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Damn, looks like nothing has happened yet...

 

[Epiccheev]

Just trying to imagine this match happening is pure gold

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Might start doing these side to side gifs more often.

Shit looks cool asf.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Just trying to imagine this match happening is pure gold

Do you have any good input on this?

 

[Epiccheev]

Kazane has some interesting analytical precog through scanning hand, wich allows her to predict her opponents attacks, excluding really weird ones like boob hypnosis. This is a rather early on key where she's still green, so her technique mimicry is nowhere near that good yet, needing touch and some practice to use copied techniques, and she misses most of her copied arsenal. The strength advantage she has is good, but Keijo is mostly a non lethal "fighting" style wich revolves more on knocking opponents over and sending them flying (also doesn't help that her opponents are also forced to only attack with breasts butt or hips, so someone actually using their limbs will be pretty bad for her).

Meanwhile Chris Jericho has a massive advantage as he knows actually effective combat techniques, is a grappler, wich is arguably way worse for an amateur to face when compared to a striker (even worse for Kazane as attacking with her butt breasts and hips will give him good opportunities for landing a hold). Has better LS (above average human vs Peak human) has a lot more experience and won't even have to worry going to jail considering Kazane is 18 by Start of series.

At worst he gets taken back;stunned by her weird fighting style at first and gets hit in the stomach or knocked over, then proceeds to land an incapacitating chokehold and wins.
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Now, if it was a Keijo match instead of a normal fight then i think Chris would be the one getting clapped, unless the image of Chris Jericho trying to hit her with his butt proves to much for Kazane and she ends up leaving due to her shyness.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Kazane has some interesting analytical precog through scanning hand, wich allows her to predict her opponents attacks, excluding really weird ones like boob hypnosis. This is a rather early on key where she's still green, so her technique mimicry is nowhere near that good yet, needing touch and some practice to use copied techniques, and she misses most of her copied arsenal. The strength advantage she has is good, but Keijo is mostly a non lethal "fighting" style wich revolves more on knocking opponents over and sending them flying (also doesn't help that her opponents are also forced to only attack with breasts butt or hips, so someone actually using their limbs will be pretty bad for her).

Meanwhile Chris Jericho has a massive advantage as he knows actually effective combat techniques, is a grappler, wich is arguably way worse for an amateur to face when compared to a striker (even worse for Kazane as attacking with her butt breasts and hips will give him good opportunities for landing a hold). Has better LS (above average human vs Peak human) has a lot more experience and won't even have to worry going to jail considering Kazane is 18 by Start of series.

At worst he gets taken back;stunned by her weird fighting style at first and gets hit in the stomach or knocked over, then proceeds to land an incapacitating chokehold and wins.
...
Now, if it was a Keijo match instead of a normal fight then i think Chris would be the one getting clapped, unless the image of Chris Jericho trying to hit her with his butt proves to much for Kazane and she ends up leaving due to her shyness.

Is this a vote for Chris?

Good analysis btw.

 

[Epiccheev]

Yes, Chris Fra

 

[RandomGuy2345]

and won't even have to worry going to jail considering Kazane is 18 by Start of series.

he's like 51 though.

 

[Livinmeme]

Eh pretty sure that chris has a good skill advantage and.... well an actual way of combat (or atleast in his verse)

 

[Shmooply]

Yea, Chris FRA. Pretty good analysis.

 

[DemonicDude]

Y2J FRA

 

[Mapl3Sy4up]

he's like 51 though.

You say this like the U.S law will care.
anyways yeah Chris FRA

 

[DemonicDude]

he's like 51 though.

Randomguy2345 >>>>>>>> Kazane Aoba

 

[Popted2]

Chris FRA

 

[Starter_Pack]

Don't know why I was asked to give my opinion here, but whatever.

Wrestler FRA.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Don't know why I was asked to give my opinion here, but whatever.

Wrestler FRA.

I saw you give you some input in a previous Keijo matchup, so I thought you were knowledgeable. My bad.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

We've hit grace!

 

[Lacku]

Y2J FRA even doe were in grace lol