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The cake starts a building level.
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Batman vs. A cake
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Thats a lot of cake for batman to eat...
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Batman's gotta take his sweet time eating
Also can we stop with cake spam pls
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Assuming the cakes spawn 100 meters up, you'd need roughly 120,000 cakes to break into Building level via GPE.
So yes, this is a LOT, LOT of cakes.
Batman loses via a bathroom BFR
So yes, this is a LOT, LOT of cakes.
Batman loses via a bathroom BFR
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Bump.
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lol Batman with prep time beats anyone huh?
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Batman with prep >>>>
It's the law. ovo
It's the law. ovo
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Yeah because thats the first thought he'd have in character...
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@DMUA He doesnt have prep time nor does he even know what an SCP is here
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He's dealing with a bunch of cakes. Literally nothing is stopping him from calling Alfred and having him send in whatever he needs to get rid of them.
Even if we decide to operate under the assumption that he's being forced to deal with all of the cakes and doesn't know about their ability to multiply, anyone with common sense is going to take the option of getting rid of the cakes over the option of trying to eat all of them within 24 hours.
The cakes also can't bother him if they're flung into the ocean or dropped in the mountains somewhere. And hell, with Bruce's Samaritan streak, he might even decide to donate them somewhere.
Even if we decide to operate under the assumption that he's being forced to deal with all of the cakes and doesn't know about their ability to multiply, anyone with common sense is going to take the option of getting rid of the cakes over the option of trying to eat all of them within 24 hours.
The cakes also can't bother him if they're flung into the ocean or dropped in the mountains somewhere. And hell, with Bruce's Samaritan streak, he might even decide to donate them somewhere.
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If he drops them in the ocean or the mountains they will just multiply uninhibited, or be destroyed in the ocean and reappear back where they were before
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And its not like any logical person's first respons to seeing a ton of cake is "I should put this in space"
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If they multiply uninhibited in a place that's out of his way, then they're not his problem anymore. SBA win conditions include BFR. He doesn't need to deal with them any further if they can't get back to his location in 24 hours.WeeklyBattles said:
And again, there's the possibility of him just donating them someplace, which is decidedly not out-of-character for him.
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@DMUA But he doesnt know the cake is associated with the SCP foundation though
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@King If he drops them in the ocean they will be destroyed and reappear back where they were, Hell dropping them on a mountain will definitely destroy a good number of cakes unles he meticulously places them there by hand one by one so they dont get destroyed
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They will be destroyed and reappear on the ocean they were dropped in, since that's where they were.
SBA says he wins via BFR.
SBA says he wins via BFR.
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@Kep No, they will reappear back where they originally were before he dropped them in
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Even if them reappearing right next to Batman after destruction were the case, there's still the much higher likelihood of him donating them instead of bothering with all of that.
However:
When any instance of SCP-871 is consumed by a human or a collection of humans, it is replaced approximately 24 hours afterward with a similar cake. This cake will appear on a flat surface in the vicinity of the location where the previous instance was eaten. If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance. The mechanism by which instances of SCP-871 are replaced is currently unknown.
There's nothing stating that the cakes even reform near the location of the person who last held them, much less the location of a specific person in a costume who's supposed to be "fighting" them.
However:
When any instance of SCP-871 is consumed by a human or a collection of humans, it is replaced approximately 24 hours afterward with a similar cake. This cake will appear on a flat surface in the vicinity of the location where the previous instance was eaten. If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance. The mechanism by which instances of SCP-871 are replaced is currently unknown.
There's nothing stating that the cakes even reform near the location of the person who last held them, much less the location of a specific person in a costume who's supposed to be "fighting" them.
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"This cake will appear on a flat surface in the vicinity of the location where the previous instance was eaten."
"If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance."
This flat-out states they reappear where they were destroyed.
"If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by a non-human animal, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance."
This flat-out states they reappear where they were destroyed.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/birthday-every-day
871 gets thrown across the room and reappears on the table where it was before
871 gets thrown across the room and reappears on the table where it was before
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Pages > Tales, though.
The article flat-out states that destroyed cakes behave the same way as eaten cakes. And eaten cakes reappear where they were eaten.
So destroyed cakes logically reappear where they were destroyed.
The article flat-out states that destroyed cakes behave the same way as eaten cakes. And eaten cakes reappear where they were eaten.
So destroyed cakes logically reappear where they were destroyed.
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The table where it was before, A.K.A. a flat surface near the destruction site, not a specific location relating to the person who threw it.
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@Kep No actually they go hand in hand, if pages > tales half the SCP profiles here wouldnt be nearly as fleshed out as they are
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Tales are fine as supporting canon, as long as they don't contradict the original pages.
If a tale said 682 wasn't hard to destroy, it'd be lying since that contradicts the official article.
This tale contradicts the article, so it is disregarded.
If a tale said 682 wasn't hard to destroy, it'd be lying since that contradicts the official article.
This tale contradicts the article, so it is disregarded.
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The tale doesnt at all contradict the article though
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Which would lead to the cakes recreating themselvesYobobojojo said:
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No it doesnt
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and the sea is a flat surface?
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Seabed.
Or the nearest table to where the sea is located.
Although again, there's a possibility Batman won't bother throwing the cakes into the sea when he can just donate them to somewhere full of poor people.
That, or if he somehow manages to find out about their duplication/replication abilities (which he might, if one of them gets destroyed at any point), he'll have them sent off somewhere he thinks can contain them.
Or the nearest table to where the sea is located.
Although again, there's a possibility Batman won't bother throwing the cakes into the sea when he can just donate them to somewhere full of poor people.
That, or if he somehow manages to find out about their duplication/replication abilities (which he might, if one of them gets destroyed at any point), he'll have them sent off somewhere he thinks can contain them.
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