An abomination with an Unreasonably long name fights the Edgiest Person on this Wiki

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Shut up this is a good idea. We never really finished this battle between ourselves, so let us see what the people think.

Speed Equalised to avoid me blitzing

High Memetic forms.

Bloodlusted to make sure I actually fight back.

Here's both the profiles.

Here's the battle theme, If you don't like it I don't give a shit neither do I bitch

 

[Ontejbjoav]

Person who made this thread triple gay

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Nay thee

 

[Crabwhale]

You're roughly equal to my Pre-Discussion Mod self, so I'd say you take this as Dark already lost to me.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Is that a vote?

Also, my profile states "albeit slightly weaker", so the outcome is slightly more uncertain

 

[Crabwhale]

Yes.

You also have a high resistance to spam, which would make you immune to the majority of Dark's attacks.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

That's 1 vote for stupidly long names

We'll see what everyone else has to say.

If Dark Himself Turns up, this is gonna get spammy real quickly

 

[Seol404]

The guy with the longer name wins

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

That's 2 votes for having a long name

 

[Ontejbjoav]

I vote for whoever has less votes because **** you

This means that if edge boy gets more votes later on my vote changes and vice versa

 

[Crabwhale]

I vote for whoever has less votes because **** you
This means that if edge boy gets more votes later on my vote changes and vice versa

Trust me buddy, you don't wanna **** me.

 

[Ontejbjoav]

I vote for whoever has less votes because **** you
This means that if edge boy gets more votes later on my vote changes and vice versa

Trust me buddy, you don't wanna **** me.

You don't know what I'm into

 

[Crabwhale]

For your own safety, I suggest you not.

 

[Crabwhale]

This thread is slowly becoming more gay every second.

Then again, that should expected considering one of the people being discussed made this.

 

[Ontejbjoav]

Understandable, have a nice day

 

[MaxForward]

 

[Crabwhale]

It's all He-Man's fault.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

For your own safety, I suggest you not.

Pfffffft. Please. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you regret your existence in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare memes. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed memes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every weapon in everything ever and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

For your own safety, I suggest you not.

Don't give safety advice to a guy whose kink is being thrown from the roof of a six storey building.

 

[Crabwhale]

Wrong thread Dark.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

By the way, Dark, since you're here, care to make a vote?

Please be honest

 

[Crabwhale]

I don't think he's active at the moment.

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or glad

 

[Crabwhale]

The latter. Definitely the latter. We're gonna get more than enough of him in the Not-Paradox sequel.

 

[TheDarkSide857]

By the way, Dark, since you're here, care to make a vote?
Please be honest

Me since I'll just power up to AWSM-MAX and pwn you

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Btw, does dark have any resistance to chair?

 

[Crabwhale]

Nope.

 

[Crabwhale]

Oh, btw, Not-Not-Paradox 1 already started:

https://vsbattles.com/joke-battles/66099

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Edginess: 2 (Dark and Ontejbjoav)

Eldritch Names: 2 (Crabwhale and Seol)

However Onte's vote is liable to changing just so that he can **** with the results.

 

[Yellowpig10]

I'm gonna do what onte is doing because double **** you

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

So then who are you voting for?

We're even

 

[Yellowpig10]

whoever he's voting for i guess

 

[T_H_O_T_S_L_A_Y_E_R]

Wait, doesn't matter. Whoever you pick will have the most votes, forcing you to switch.

 

[Yellowpig10]

yeah i was gonna bring that up, we kinda started another paradox didn't we?

 

[TheDarkSide857]

I can always power up and break the chair

 

[Crabwhale]

yeah i was gonna bring that up, we kinda started another paradox didn't we?

For the love of **** Yellow, just vote already so we can end this and move on with wasting our lives in other ways.

 

[Yellowpig10]

yeah i was gonna bring that up, we kinda started another paradox didn't we?

For the love of **** Yellow, just vote already so we can end this and move on with wasting our lives in other ways.

Lol nope

 

[Crabwhale]

Do not make throw you down the basement.

 

[Yellowpig10]

Do not make throw you down the basement.

I GET KNOCKED OUT BUT I GET UP AGAIN

 

[Crabwhale]

This is just another debate cancer waiting to happen, isn't there?