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Eraserhead vs Principal Skinner
Skinner is being screened as a potential teacher for UA. To discuss the logistics of Skinner teaching in Japan, Skinner invites Aizawa over to a luncheon at his house. Skinner burns the toast and runs off to by Krusty Burgers to try and save the luncheon. The house burns down in the meantime and Aizawa barely escapes. He concludes that, sense Skinner ran off just before the house burned down and didn't warn him, he was clearly trying to assassinate him.
"No, it wasn't an assassination attempt! It was, uh.... Aurora Borealis."
"...Aurora Borealis."
"Yes."
"At this time year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen."
"Yes."
"....No."
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Skinner is being screened as a potential teacher for UA. To discuss the logistics of Skinner teaching in Japan, Skinner invites Aizawa over to a luncheon at his house. Skinner burns the toast and runs off to by Krusty Burgers to try and save the luncheon. The house burns down in the meantime and Aizawa barely escapes. He concludes that, sense Skinner ran off just before the house burned down and didn't warn him, he was clearly trying to assassinate him.
"No, it wasn't an assassination attempt! It was, uh.... Aurora Borealis."
"...Aurora Borealis."
"Yes."
"At this time year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen."
"Yes."
"....No."
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