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paul blart

  1. The_Almighty_Wholesome

    Paul Blart vs Nacho Libre (0-10-0) (GRACE)

    Hi! It’s been a while since I’ve been on VS Battle Wiki. Mainly needed a break to do other things but missed these types of discussions. So what better way to get back into it with an epic battle between Paul Blart and Nacho Libre?! Rules: -Both are 9-C -Speed is equalized -Blart is allowed...
  2. Magmag

    The final battle…

    A final battle set between the best of the best: The last two standing, takes place on The Empire State Building rooftop. Rules: •just finish the opponent to win by any means •speed unequalized The Saitama fodderizer votes: vs The guardian of all votes:
  3. DemonicDude

    Tier 9-C Streets of Violence Tournament (2022): Paul Blart vs Firestar

    Group A: Match 10: Same Rules as stated in the Tournament. Equalized speed in all matches Location: Cyberpunk 2077’s Night City Distance: Fighting distance for every matchup will be 10 meters. Winner gets 3 points Losers gets 0 points Inconclusive match then both fighters gets 2 point each...
  4. DemonicDude

    Tier 9-C Streets of Violence Tournament (2022): Paul Balt vs Satou Kazuma

    Group A: Match 2: Same Rules as stated in the Tournament. Equalized speed in all matches Location: Cyberpunk 2077’s Night City Distance: Fighting distance for every matchup will be 10 meters. Winner gets 3 points Losers gets 0 points Inconclusive match then both fighters gets 2 point each...
  5. Waka1979

    Thunder McQueen vs Paul Blart

    Thunder McQueen has a gun and Paul Blart has prior knowledge. Fight takes place in a mall. Thunder McQueen: Paul Blart: Inconclusive:
    • Waka1979
    • Thread
    • jojo's bizarre adventure paul blart thunder mcqueen (jojo's bizarre adventure)
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  6. Armorchompy

    Till Death Do Us Blart - Paul Blart Downgrade

    And yes, I do hate my life. I don't even like the movie I'm just going off the profile. Third Butters downgrade thread if you're keeping count Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics - We'll see about that Martial Arts (Fought with trained fighters and won) - I'd like a source but eh...
  7. Wokistan

    Paul Blart has problems

    Martial Arts and Pressure Points: So while technically not wrong in that being trained for these is standard procedure for cops, Paul Blart still shouldn't have them. He's a mall cop. That's not real law enforcement, it's more like a security guard. Things on his own profile disqualify him...
  8. Jackythejack

    Paul Blart (And One More) Pressure Points CRT

    Hiiiii so I realized this should apply to Dick Gumshoe because similar reasons/there are no scans. Why are we assuming that every police officer/detective knows pressure points when that's not even standard teachings for a police officer? I don't recall any police officers knowing what...
  9. Buttersamuri

    We couldn't be real cops cause diseases and animalism!

    This fight was one that needed to happen, a fight between Paul Blart vs Judy Hopps. They couldn't become real cops until they could Speed is equal That's all. Let's see how this goes Paul Blart: Judy Hopps: Inconclusive/Draw:
  10. Jackythejack

    Paul Blart vs glass joe

    Fine here let's do this. Speed equal. I'll restrict equipment if I have to. Fight in Paul's mall Paul Blart Glass Joe
  11. S.young9

    Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop series) Vs. Larry Daley (Night At The Museum series)

    Battle of the PG-13 movie Security Guards. For fairness, Paul Blart has access to sweets and Larry Daley has the tablet of Ahkmenrah and the battle takes place at night, however Larry is ONLY limited to movie powers and abilities. For the battle-ground, the fight would consist of two rounds...
  12. EnnardTrap1987

    Paul Blart VS Robert E. O. Speedwagon - Battle of the best waifu

    Both 9-B Speed equalised Both have 3 minutes of preparation Win via K.O. Blart: 2 Speedwagon: 0 Inconclusive: 0
  13. GoCommitDi

    Paul Blart vs Mr Burns

    Both 10-C, but Paul has his taser and Burns has his gun both bloodlusted Fight is in Casa Bonita
  14. Bob8999

    paul blart vs saitama

    the ultimate mall cop, Paul Blart https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Blart vs the strongest hero, Saitama https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Saitama who would win in a one on one fight to the death? (speed equalized, 9-B saitama.)
  15. Bob8999

     Kevin vs Paul (grace over)

    the ultimate mall defender, Paul Blart https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Blart vs the eight year old king of prep, Kevin McCallister https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Kevin_McCallister who would in in a one on one fight to incap? (speed equalized, both have a day to prepare using...
  16. Rakanadyo

    Paul Blart messes with The Zohan

    Two men who have reached the peak of human form collide. Who will come out on top? Speed is equalized, no prior knowledge/prep time. Both are in-character but willing to use deadly force if incapacitation is impossible. Fight is outside the hair salon in Zohan's mall. Paul has his standard...
  17. Buttersamuri

    Battle of the Creative Mall Fighters

    Ok. I had to find some way to do this. Frank West vs Paul Blart. So here's how the situation is Frank doesn't get Combo Weapons and doesn't get the Exo suit (for obvious reasons). As well. No Magic wand. Both have access to what they can find in the mall. And get access to Guns and bladed...
  18. Buttersamuri

    Segway Dual

    Paul Blart and Steven Douglas get in a fight on who is the better Segway rider Speed is eqaul Full Arsenal Both are willing to kill Takes place at the Mall Who wins and why? Steven Douglas (Happy Wheels): Paul Blart: 1 Inconclusive/Draw:
  19. Buttersamuri

    Paul Blart fights with Mr. Slabs

    Oh no. Looks like Paul Blart tried to close The Trusty Slab too early. Now Mr. Slabs is mad that he didn't get as much money. Fight time. Speed is equal Times place in the Trusty Slab Both are willing to kill Who wins and why? Mr. Slabs: Paul Blart: Inconclusive/Draw:
  20. Buttersamuri

    God Danggit Paul Blart Mall Cop!

    More Hank and Paul fights. Full arsenal Speed is equal Takes place in the mall Both are willing to kill Both are 9-B Who wins and why? Hank Hill: 1 Paul Blart: Inconclusive/Draw:
  21. Jackythejack

    Shiki fights a mall cop

    okay I mean someone's gotta take down the not actually caped crusader. Let's do this boys. Speed is equalized. Both are in a mall. That's all. Shiki Paul Blart
  22. Buttersamuri

    Paul Blart vs Dan Hibiki

    Saw this as a Death battle thumbnail once. Let's see how it actually goes Speed is equal Full arsenal Takes place at the mall Both are willing to kill Who wins and why? Paul Blart: Dan Hibiki: Inconclusive/Draw:
  23. Buttersamuri

    Night at the living Mall

    Two of my favorite security guards Paul Blart vs Larry Daley Speed is equal Full arsenal with the exception of Rexy. No Rexy for Larry. Both are willing to kill The Museum has been moved inside the mall, so both have a familiar outlook on the area Who wins and why? Larry Daley: Paul...
  24. Jackythejack

    Rick Grimes vs. Paul Blart

    i mean they're both law enforcement so why not give it a shot, yeah? Anyways Speed is equalized and Rick is given 9-B weaponry. They start twenty meters away from each other. Who wins and why? Rick Grimes Paul Blart
  25. Sans2345

    Five Nights At The Mall

    Both 9-B speed equalized battle takes place in the mall both are in-character SBA Freddy Fazbear: 0 Paul Blart: 2 (Buttersamuri) (Real life lore) Inconclusive: 0 VS
    • Sans2345
    • Thread
    • five nights at freddy's freddy fazbear paul blart
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  26. Buttersamuri

    Mr. Burns bullies a Mall Cop

    Mr. Burns decided it was time to find his next victim. He went and assaulted Paul Blart. Who was about to make an arrest, until, oh no, his Hypoglycemia starts taking effect, and he doesn't have any sweets to eat. Can he still beat Mr. Burns 10-C versions are used Speed doesn't need to be...
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