Mr Burns gets a money curse

[Stillwinston]

Thought about trying this so hey ho

• Speed is equalised
• Burns starts with 50 dollars of Milagro Man's money
• All in Springfield know of what Milagro Man's curse is
• Win via any means
• SBA otherwise

Excellent: 0

Raining Cash: 0

Incon: 0

Mr. Burns

Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber "Monty" Burns,[1] usually referred to as Mr. Burns, is a recurring character and antagonist in the animated television series The Simpsons, voiced initially by Christopher Collins, and currently by Harry Shearer. He is the evil, devious, greedy, and...

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Milagro Man

Milagro Man is an automatic Stand which appears in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part VIII: Jojolion. According to its current host, Zaihei Nigatake, it originally came into existence when an arms dealer lost millions in a lawsuit, went mad, murdered his entire family and set his mansion on fire...

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[Mickey1940]

i mean

mr. burns can't interact with milagro man

he can't buy food or do anything except wait for the money to bury him

so imo milagro man wins

 

[Stillwinston]

i mean

mr. burns can't interact with milagro man

he can't buy food or do anything except wait for the money to bury him

so imo milagro man wins

He doesn't need to interact with MM to win, just pass the curse onto someone else to survive it. Couldn't he pass it onto someone like Smithers?

 

[Mickey1940]

He doesn't need to interact with MM to win, just pass the curse onto someone else to survive it. Couldn't he pass it onto someone like Smithers?

good point actually

well, the curse basically buries you in money and none of the money can be used at all.

I'm not sure how loyal Smithers is to Mr. Burns, but he'd be much more likely to actually catch someone and transfer the curse compared to Mr. Burns himself, so if Smithers is willing to cooperate then sure that could be a solid wincon

How fast does Milargro Man kill people?

 

[Stillwinston]

good point actually

well, the curse basically buries you in money and none of the money can be used at all.

I'm not sure how loyal Smithers is to Mr. Burns, but he'd be much more likely to actually catch someone and transfer the curse compared to Mr. Burns himself, so if Smithers is willing to cooperate then sure that could be a solid wincon

How fast does Milargro Man kill people?

Iirc the loyalty Smithers has to Burns is a big part of his character, like its Pucci to Dio levels I'd argue. So I'd wager that Smithers would take the curse on, Burns could possibly also trick someone stupid like Barney into taking the money.

Been awhile since I saw the MM fight but the jjba wiki says its took over a day for it to get into the millions, Burns is gonna be on a race against the clock regardless as all his cash is now useless.

 

[Flashlight237]

Oddly enough, despite Mr. Burns' flaws, his ability to lift is oddly enough not as bad as his ability to fight someone. But let's say the starting loadout uses the most common bills, which given Milagro Man's money is very dependent on what country he's in and the match terms implies it's supposed to be in Springfield, Oregon (yes, that is the actual Simpsons Springfield)... Would be two $20s and a $10.

But yeah, about Burns' lifting strength, bro can lift things like a carbon rod and a baseball bat despite him being too weak to land a hit on an ant.

Everyone knowing how Milagro Man's curse is would also mean Mr. Burns knows what it is, which would make him try and get rid of it especially considering the three literal bills he has would be chump change compared to his net worth, which ranges from $996,036,000 to $1,800,037,022. Smithers' loyalty is usually without question (to the point that he might legitimately be gay for Burns, /hj (half joke)), so it's easy to have Smithers light the money on fire and that would cause the curse to transfer to Smithers. Technically, this would give Burns the win via incap/BFR since he essentially made Milagro Man stuck with someone else then later stuck trying to find someone else to curse.

 

[Stillwinston]

Last I checked MM makes any money you have useless besides liquid assets, so any physical cash Burns has near him would also be turned to MM bucks iirc?

 

[Flashlight237]

Last I checked MM makes any money you have useless besides liquid assets, so any physical cash Burns has near him would also be turned to MM bucks iirc?

The JJBA Wiki page says it's more like a mint than a hijacker: https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Milagro_Man#Abilities

 

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