The Real World Discussion Thread

[H3110l12345I20]

For the record, I agree with Agnaa's points above about real world locations.

What do we currently need to evaluate here?

Ant, you're late to the discussion here. If memory serves correctly, the consensus is there is no evaluation; no real world locations.

I mean, there is probably a vague line somewhere to distinguish what could be and not be mundane, it's just that there is no good precedent. There's also the problem people could ruin said precedents with mundane locations (as I've learned the hard way) and at that point, what locations could serve as reference point anyways besides Earth and the Moon?

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Ant, you're late to the discussion here. If memory serves correctly, the consensus is there is no evaluation; no real world locations.

I mean, there is probably a vague line somewhere to distinguish what could be and not be mundane, it's just that there is no good precedent. There's also the problem people could ruin said precedents with mundane locations (as I've learned the hard way) and at that point, what locations could serve as reference point anyways besides Earth and the Moon?

Imagine if we could add these to the list if they actually are capable of hosting any and all forms of life:

List of potentially habitable exoplanets - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Habitability of natural satellites - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[H3110l12345I20]

Yo:

 

[Flashlight237]

Apparently it is possible for dimensions to interact..?: https://phys.org/news/2025-08-universal-quantum-entanglement-dimensions.html

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Yo:

I wonder how many social animals (as in ones that commonly live in groups) have demonstrated high levels of intelligence (by human standards) beyond the ones we already know of (corvids, pigs, elephants, apes, octopi, etc)...

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

Made a calc https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TugiaTheNarrator/Real_World:_GPE_of_a_human

Tho it hasn't been evaluated yet
Also Wall level is inconsistent so...

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Made a calc https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TugiaTheNarrator/Real_World:_GPE_of_a_human

Tho it hasn't been evaluated yet
Also Wall level is inconsistent so...

Real World: GPE of a human

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Random Composite Human crap

I'd like to discuss this calc I made https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TugiaTheNarrator/Real_World:_GPE_of_a_human I definitely don't think the second part should count as they can only tank the GPE for a few secs but the first part makes some sense

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Hey Tugia, here to talk as I said.
Definitely interested in conversing about this, especially since we have peeps surviving insane g-force both sustained repeatedly (John Stapp) and experienced instantly (as you mentioned in the 2nd part, but you haven't mentioned other outliers like Kenny Brack and Karl Wendlinger).

g-force - Wikipedia

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John Stapp - Wikipedia

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Kenny Bräck - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Also not sure how much GPE Baumgartner and Eustace have in their jumps...? (Also, RIP Baumgartner.)

Felix Baumgartner - Wikipedia

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Alan Eustace - Wikipedia

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[TugiaTheNarrator]

Real World: GPE of a human

joke-battles.fandom.com

Random Composite Human crap

I'd like to discuss this calc I made https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TugiaTheNarrator/Real_World:_GPE_of_a_human I definitely don't think the second part should count as they can only tank the GPE for a few secs but the first part makes some sense

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Hey Tugia, here to talk as I said.
Definitely interested in conversing about this, especially since we have peeps surviving insane g-force both sustained repeatedly (John Stapp) and experienced instantly (as you mentioned in the 2nd part, but you haven't mentioned other outliers like Kenny Brack and Karl Wendlinger).

g-force - Wikipedia

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John Stapp - Wikipedia

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Kenny Bräck - Wikipedia

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updated the calc

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Also not sure how much GPE Baumgartner and Eustace have in their jumps...? (Also, RIP Baumgartner.)

Felix Baumgartner - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Alan Eustace - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Also wonder if anyone has considered trying to freefall from the ISS with a parachute or else find other ways to skydive from above the Kármán line or from higher levels/strata of the atmosphere .

Kármán line - Wikipedia

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Atmosphere of Earth - Wikipedia

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[TugiaTheNarrator]

Also wonder if anyone has considered trying to freefall from the ISS with a parachute or else find other ways to skydive from above the Kármán line or from higher levels/strata of the atmosphere .

Kármán line - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Atmosphere of Earth - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I remember that

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

I remember that

Nice, that is useful (we just need to sub KE calcing for GPE calcing and reuse the mass and velocity then).

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

Nice, that is useful (we just need to sub KE calcing for GPE calcing and reuse the mass and velocity then).

I did so here

Real World: GPE of a human

joke-battles.fandom.com

Got Street level

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

I did so here

Real World: GPE of a human

joke-battles.fandom.com

Got Street level

Did you calc Eustace's jump as well? (He was slower but he jumped from a higher altitude.)

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

Did you calc Eustace's jump as well? (He was slower but he jumped from a higher altitude.)

just did

 

[Dalesean027]

I did so here

Real World: GPE of a human

joke-battles.fandom.com

Got Street level

You're doing all of thse wrong in GPE the height you use is the height at the center of gravity of the thing you're trying to calculate the GPE of, for a human that would be their midsection around the abdomen

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

You're doing all of thse wrong in GPE the height you use is the height at the center of gravity of the thing you're trying to calculate the GPE of, for a human that would be their midsection around the abdomen

This actually made me think of martial arts for a second, cause of this:

The Real World Discussion Thread

No, I meant should we add the traits of archaic humans to the composite human? (Sorry for being unclear) Since technically they're still human, if the composite human is just the Homo genus rather than specifically the Homo sapiens species. It's been 5 years since composite human moved out of...

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During the parts about takedowns, throws, etc the video constantly mentions the centre of gravity of the human body.
So yee.

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

You're doing all of thse wrong in GPE the height you use is the height at the center of gravity of the thing you're trying to calculate the GPE of, for a human that would be their midsection around the abdomen

fixed it

 

[Dalesean027]

fixed it

You used the circumference of the waist and that isn't what I said, for the humans you just do about half their height to get their height at the center of gravity

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

You used the circumference of the waist and that isn't what I said, for the humans you just do about half their height to get their height at the center of gravity

oh ok then

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

fixed it then (fr this time)

 

[AppleMaker]

I feel like we should make a CRT about Caracals and Servals. I'm not sure that they are 10c, since they often times described as "too dangerous too keep as a pet"

 

[AppleMaker]

Not to mention that they are capable of harming dogs and humans, who often times scale to 10b, and iirc - adult humans are VERY rarely scale 10c, unless they have some serious medical conditions, disabilities or really old (Authority moment)

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

humans also should already be at least Street+

 

[AppleMaker]

humans also should already be at least Street+

I guess someone is gonna debunk this, since if humans are really that strong - lowest tiers have to be reworked entirely

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

I guess someone is gonna debunk this, since if humans are really that strong - lowest tiers have to be reworked entirely

not average tho. I'd say composite human would be that level

Average would be around baseline street level

Real World: GPE of a human

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[AppleMaker]

not average tho. I'd say composite human would be that level

Average would be around baseline street level

Real World: GPE of a human

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Ehh, it's still implies that an entire HUMAN tiers needs to be reworked, I guess there are some reasons to why average humans cap at 60 - 106 joules on average

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

Ehh, it's still implies that an entire HUMAN tiers needs to be reworked, I guess there are some reasons to why average humans cap at 60 - 106 joules on average

Human Punch Energy

vsbattles.fandom.com

Defining Tiers: Street, Athlete, and Wall levels

vsbattles.fandom.com

 

[AppleMaker]

I have read some of that, and it would be hilarious to see how every human profile could get a lot of unnecessary keys. Something like:

"Name: Average Joe
Tier: 10b, 10a with elbows, 9c with running "

 

[AppleMaker]

Also I have another question, is it really 800 joules needed to crush a skull? If so - how tf mma fighters are still alive, if their AP is higher?

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

TugiaTheNarrator/Real World Calculations

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also this

 

[Dalesean027]

Time Manip for humanity

Researchers have discovered how to rewind time in massive scientific breakthrough - Dexerto

Researchers in Austria have discovered how to effectively rewind time, a breakthrough that could forever change quantum computing.

www.dexerto.com

"This is done by interfering with the possible timelines of the particle and manipulating its path based on all possible directions in which the photon could bounce. In other words, they merge every possible timeline into the outcome they want regardless of which path the photon takes.

“We have demonstrated a universal time-rewinding protocol for two-level quantum systems. Unlike previously proposed protocols, ours can reach an arbitrarily high probability of success and is asymptotically optimal in the time required to perform the rewinding, answering the question of whether or not such processes are permitted by the laws of quantum mechanics,” the research paper explains. "

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

Ehh, it's still implies that an entire HUMAN tiers needs to be reworked, I guess there are some reasons to why average humans cap at 60 - 106 joules on average

the solution

docs.google.com

I have a solution

 

[AppleMaker]

Gonna wait for calc team member response. But I have a small issue with the tree feat - it looks like it's way more fragile than oak, birch and etc, so it would scale a bit lower than you may think

 

[AppleMaker]

I feel like we should make a CRT about Caracals and Servals. I'm not sure that they are 10c, since they often times described as "too dangerous too keep as a pet"

Not to mention that they are capable of harming dogs and humans, who often times scale to 10b, and iirc - adult humans are VERY rarely scale 10c, unless they have some serious medical conditions, disabilities or really old (Authority moment)

What do you think of it, calc team members?

 

[TugiaTheNarrator]

it looks like it's way more fragile than oak, birch and etc, so it would scale a bit lower than you may think

Would put it in our new "Sub-Street level" Tier

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

Time Manip for humanity

Researchers have discovered how to rewind time in massive scientific breakthrough - Dexerto

Researchers in Austria have discovered how to effectively rewind time, a breakthrough that could forever change quantum computing.

www.dexerto.com

Physicists Are Making Solid Light

A team of researchers from Princeton University has started doing some very strange things with light. Instead of letting it zip by at incredibly high

gizmodo.com

We need to add this too.

 

[Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer]

I found this on TV Tropes originally lel.

Hard Light - TV Tropes

When ordinary light, whether it comes from science fiction projectors or a magic spell, seems to have (or really does have) actual substance, it's Hard Light. Hard light objects behave like any other object — chairs support weight, bullets …

tvtropes.org

 

[H3110l12345I20]

Bruh, I'm surprised no one has pointed out tiering system limitations yet. And staff who knows tiers 10 to 9 long enough will eventually point out oversimplified tiering system limits.

Regular people can do 9-C stuff, it's just that it would make athletes technically 10-B (which wouldn't make any sense, surprised no one thought out this contradiction).

Also, this is Real World verse stuff, so this should realistically apply in-case you're trying to raise 10-B

"
Be more realistic and careful when scaling entities around tiers Below Average Human level to Street level, as the tiering system becomes inconsistent due to the tiering system being oversimplified.

• Examples:
  • Humans having Street level energy output on their legs and gravitational potential energy when anyone is capable of injuring a person with a full punch. And yet, athletes can exert below this energy output.

"

 

[Dalesean027]

Bruh, I'm surprised no one has pointed out tiering system limitations yet. And staff who knows tiers 10 to 9 long enough will eventually point out oversimplified tiering system limits.

Regular people can do 9-C stuff, it's just that it would make athletes technically 10-B (which wouldn't make any sense, surprised no one thought out this contradiction).

Also, this is Real World verse stuff, so this should realistically apply in-case you're trying to raise 10-B

"
Be more realistic and careful when scaling entities around tiers Below Average Human level to Street level, as the tiering system becomes inconsistent due to the tiering system being oversimplified.

• Examples:
  • Humans having Street level energy output on their legs and gravitational potential energy when anyone is capable of injuring a person with a full punch. And yet, athletes can exert below this energy output.

"

I figured people already knew about this tbh since like obvious the real world ain't that simple