Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot VS The real cal Howard...DUN DUN DUN!!!

Cumberjung · Apr 22, 2017

Cal is going for yet another Kirby upgrade but Azzy is against it eventually closing the thread. Having lost so many times Cal snaps out of frustration and wants to fight Azzy to the death. Azzy being annoyed by having to correct Cal on something like this again is ready to fight back.

Both are in a bloodlust state.

Speed is equalized.

Standard arsenal.

No BFR.

Round 1: Real life Cal VS real life Azzy. Location: The top floor of the Empire State Building with elevator music playing in the back ground.

Round 2: Cal's profile VS Azzy's profile. Location: On this thread with the Mortal Kombat theme playing on the page provided you play it off your own device.

Edit: No staff member abilitys just their core profiles.

Cal's profile:

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:The_real_cal_howard

Azzy's profile:

https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Message_Wall:Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot

NOTE: This is not supposed to mean offense to anyone in any way Cal and Azzy are probably my 2 favorite users on here in fact. This thread is intended purely as a fun joke.

Thebluedash · Apr 22, 2017

One wanks Undertale, one wanks Pokemon. I guess it depends who wanks more.

Monarch_Laciel · Apr 22, 2017

They both summon their most powerful characters from each verse and...

Asriel Dreemur v Arceus

hmmmm

I feel a thread coming on

MagiSinbad · Apr 22, 2017

Azzy isnt here yet, must be sleeping, we need to wait until he wake up first Wait a minute....

Monarch_Laciel · Apr 22, 2017

But if azzy wakes up, don't we all lose anyway?

Gemmysaur · Apr 22, 2017

Voting for the superior color so yeah.

Ultima_Reality · Apr 22, 2017

Round 1: Hmmmmm.... Dunno

Round 2: Azzy uses his Bureaucrat Power and annihilates Cal

The_real_cal_howard · Apr 22, 2017

Mwhahahaha!

Monarch_Laciel · Apr 22, 2017

So, is there a fake cal howard?

Nedako · Apr 22, 2017

Thebluedash said:
One wanks Undertale, one wanks Pokemon. I guess it depends who wanks more.

One wanks Undertale

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

Kaltias · Apr 22, 2017

Round 2 is a stomp because of Azzy's bureaucrat powers. I lack info for round 1 though

Nedako · Apr 22, 2017

Kaltiaas Hoi

Cumberjung · Apr 23, 2017

Oh my how could I possibly have forgotten about the overpowered hax that is bureaucrat manipulation.

Penguinkingpin · Apr 23, 2017

Round 2 goes to Azzy for obvious reasons, round 1 is draw because I don't know what da hell they do outside of this website ┬»\_(Òâä)_/┬»

Grudgeman1706 · Apr 23, 2017

Cal was a cross country runner, so superior speed and stamina for round 1 ƒñö Maybe

Round 2: Azzy via Rank

Cumberjung · Apr 23, 2017

Grudgeman1706 said:
Cal was a cross country runner, so superior speed and stamina for round 1 ƒñö Maybe

But speed was equalizedƒÖâ.

Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot · Apr 23, 2017

I ******* stomp Round 2.

Dunno about Round 1. I did boxing for quite a while and am rather proficient at hitting hard and fast. I dunno shit about Cal lmao

Grudgeman1706 · Apr 23, 2017

I change my vote for Azzy than for both round.

Kaltias · Apr 23, 2017

Voting Azzy for round 1 because he just ninja'd me so hard that he obviously has precog

Cumberjung · Apr 23, 2017

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot said:
I ******* stomp Round 2

I had to edit round 2 due to stomp via bureaucrat manipulation.

Penguinkingpin · Apr 23, 2017

Then I ain't got a damn clue ┬»\_(Òâä)_/┬»

Kaltias · Apr 23, 2017

Azzy stomps regerdless because cal doesn't like most 1-A and Azzy has Yog on his profile

The_real_cal_howard · Apr 23, 2017

Three words: I got dreads.

Nuff said ovo

Grudgeman1706 · Apr 23, 2017

Cal whips his hair back and fourth at azzy round 1.

Round 2: azzy wins via cuthulu lol

Monarch_Laciel · Apr 23, 2017

I think dreads beat cthulu honestly

TISSG7Redgrave · Apr 23, 2017

What did i walk into?..Oh wait a battle of Wank OVO *shot infinite times*

Nedako · Apr 23, 2017

Cumberjung said:
Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot said:

I ******* stomp Round 2

Click to expand...

I had to edit round 2 due to stomp via bureaucrat manipulation.

Then cal wins

Gargoyle_1 · Apr 23, 2017

Azzy wins via waking up

-BANLK- · Apr 23, 2017

Round 1: Cal beats Azzy in his sleep.

Round 2: ┬»\_(Òâä)_/┬».

Round 3: I beat them both.

Cumberjung · Apr 27, 2017

My own thought as of now is.

Round 1: Cal (Dem dreads are to much hax)

Round 2: Azzy (has the more potent charecters and logic)

Zhex10 · May 8, 2017

1. idk Azzy knows boxing but Cal is a bit faster so.

2. Azzy stomps so hard when he stomps you could hear it on the other end of the planet

3. Let's see.. I'm literally a smaller Kyle Crane minus the parkour so

i stomp

SITHISIT · May 8, 2017

1. cal don't know anything about punching the purple one wins

2. what is a mix of red and blue whoever has that name color wins

Nico-v11 · May 8, 2017

So basically Kirby versus Azathoth....yeah that's fair lol

Nedako · May 8, 2017

Nico-v11 said:
So basically Kirby versus Azathoth....yeah that's fair lol

Yeah, Kirby eats Azathoth and wins. (Sarcasm)

Nedako · May 13, 2017

Cal is an admin now

Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot · May 13, 2017

Kandorkk said:
Cal is an admin now

Cal's been an admin for a long time. lol

Dragonmasterxyz · May 13, 2017

When your profile is your f*cking message wall....XD

Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot · May 13, 2017

Dragonmasterxyz said:
When your profile is your f*cking message wall....XD

Well of course. That's where the shitposting happens.

Dragonmasterxyz · May 13, 2017

Well

Round 1: I say Azzy just to spite Cal.

Round 2: Azzy

1) He has 104 sets of Message Wall posts while Cal's only has like 42.

2) Azzy wins more debates

3) Azzy has stronger characters.

4) "Because he's Azzy"

5) Purple > Green

The_Wright_Way · May 13, 2017

Round 1: Hal due to intelligence as Azathoth is an Abyssal Idiot.

Round 2: Azathoth due to experience as an admin.

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot VS The real cal Howard...DUN DUN DUN!!!

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