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Kirby vs the God Emperor of Mankind

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Because someone actually asked me about this in real life, today.

Battle takes place in the outskirts of the Eye of Terror.

Both combatants are serious about this, but do not necessarily have to start completely bloodlusted.

Kirby has access to all his regular canon powers, but can only use one at a time, as per usual.

The Emperor has no reason to restrain his own power and abilities, and will thus have no problem making use of anything he has. Great Crusade era Emperor in the materium, obviously.

Winner is decided when one combatant is no longer able to fight.

One Kirby to Rule Them All
His Holiness


Battle theme:

Kirby's Return to Dreamland Music - Final Boss 2 Extended
Kirby's Return to Dreamland Music - Final Boss 2 Extended
 
Hmm isn't GOM the dude who is taking on freaking Reinhard Heydrich in another thread and seemingly wining, or at least surviving ? He godstomps unless i am missing something.

Wait, or am i misreading, i think i am it says god emperor not god of mankind, my bad. Nice clickbait.
 
So I will give a serious answer:

The Emperor wins because his Hax, Combat Experience and Destructive Prowess are all far greater than Kirby's, and his durability to enemy abilities is also far greater. Kirby does not possess a single power that can permanently put down The Emperor, while Emperor only needs a single strike of his sword to kill Kirby on every level and plane of existence, rendering him completely non-existent.
 
Celestial Pegasus said:
Hmm isn't GOM the dude who is taking on freaking Reinhard Heydrich in another thread and seemingly wining, or at least surviving ? He godstomps unless i am missing something.
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Base Reinhard, yes. Though that's obviously more due to abilities and endurance than raw power, which Reinhard has a lot of counters for.
 
Yeah, coming from someone who will wank Kirby to oblivion and back, Kirby stands no freaking chance. Even with his insane speed advantage. The only two things that have the inkling of working are Ghost and Bubble. But I'm 99% sure that guy already resisted whatever they can do.
 
I really want to test Azzy's mindset when he made this. xD

Anyways, GEoM has it for what Matthew's said. I don't recall a single ability of Kirby that would take down the Emporer for good. I'm not even going to ask if BFR will work on this guy. GEoM....well just has it.

@Azzy: Dude, the hell were you thinking of this? xD
 
This thread is a work of unparalleled cruelty. As expected of a monster such as Azathoth.


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The real cal howard said:
I-is this revenge for the 3-B thing Azzy? :(
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cry some more. your tears are delicious

No, on a serious note, I genuinely just wanted to see if Kirby with all his abilities could actually do anything, and since someone asked, I figured it'd be interesting.
 
I don't even think Magolor can beat this guy. Hell, I don't even think the Creation Trio with help from Flowey can beat him.
 
@Celestial: Who were you thinking it was?

@Azathoth: IDK, shouldn't this had been....very obvious, to you? Cause going by what i've recently seen of Matt explaining this guys powers and i guess yours, it should have given you an idea of the difference between the pink puffball and the golden armored wearing emperor....just saying.
 
Here's how I see it going:

Kirby starts off by blitzing

GEoM: Ha ha! Try all you want, little pink marshmallow. Your attacks are meaningless!

By this point, Kirby has used all of his abilities several times over.

Kirby gives a tired "Poyo"

GEoM either asks Kirby to join his ranks or well...yeah...
 
So, we're all for the conclusion that the God Emperor does what his name implies and godstomps?
 
@Cross Azzy's pic of GEOM threw me off, as it wasn't how i remembered him looking, so i thought it was a different character, and i thought his name was god of mankind, not god emperor of mankind, my bad.
 
Well the armor was a giveaway to me, plus his hairstyle so it was obvious that i knew it was him.
 
Big E should stomp via timehax and existence erasure. Kirby can't even kill his true form so he'll just outlast Kirby.
 
If Emperor has a win over that abomination SCP 682, I really fail to see how Kirby does not get completely stomped.

The only thing Kirby has to his advantage is likely being able to blitz, which becomes inconsequential due to GEOM's regen and hax.

I believe this to be an unfair match and one that probably shouldn't get added to any profiles.
 
@Ryu

Kirby doesn't even have blitz. The Emperor can slow-down time to a standstill, to the point that even the FTL+ Primarchs appear paralysed from his perspective.
 
Also, I think this should be added. Both characters have the exact same Tier and unique abilities, though the Emperor's hax makes this a decisive victory.
 
So the not only can God Emperor can never, even be killed by Kirby due to regen, can one shot through things like vastly greater Reality Warping, Causality Manipulation, Soul Manipulation and erasing a being from every plane or level of existence allowing him to have a win against one of the most notoriously unkillable characters on this site?

But Kirby also can't even blitz him? Yeah this is definitely an unfair match.
 
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