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Yeah.
The Downgrades
Currently, Leslie Mackerel and those who scale to him are rated at 6-C, notably because Lez himself survived a point blank explosion that obliterated the Choomahviatha, a giant fungus who took the form of an entire sentient island.
Now, there are obvious problems with this scale, namely because, as the Choomahviathan's profile itself states, Lez' attacks couldn't harm it in any way, and considering that he regularly fights against people who can hurt him, scaling his physical strength to an explosion that obliterated the Choomahviathan and was treated as being able to kill him and all of his friends is plain wrong.
There is also how Lez didn't tank the explosion at its epicenter, so he naturally only endured a small portion of it, rather than its entire output.
Lez and the boys are also regularly threatened and harmed by normal Choomahs, who are in turn easily killed and blown up by firearms and the like, so scaling all of them to the Choomahviathan is most definitely a no-no.
So, what should they be rated at? Well, I'd say 9-A to 8-C is a good middle ground for the main cast, given that they were completely unscathed by the explosion of the SassM8, which obliterated nearby Choomahs, and how Lez and Norton received only minor cuts and bruises after tanking the explosion of a garage at point blank range. Cecil also endured being thrown off a building and then crashing through several layers of concrete without significant damage other than being slightly dazed.
Also, Clarence is currently rated at 6-C with the SassM8, which is also wrong, since the explosive itself isn't anywhere that powerful on its own, and he only managed to pulverize the Choomahviathan because the bomb was detonated next to its heart.
The Upgrades
As some of you may know, Sassy the Sasquatch was initially rated at 1-A when his profile was created, most specifically because he exists outside of all reality and perceives it as fiction, which he can manipulate and control by drawing on "Microskoft Paint", which is an obvious metafictional reference to the fact that the series was itself drawn and animated on MS Paint (At least originally), and this, coupled with the fact that Sassy states that there is an infinite number of dimensions in the verse, apparently contributed to his rating.
However, this thread came along and people started questioning his rating, which led to him being downgraded to Low 1-C. The main arguments were that there was no evidence that the "infinite dimensions" which Sassy referred to were actually spatio-temporal dimensions, as opposed to being simply alternate spaces or universes, mostly because, in the context of the scene, dimensions were being referred to as places, something which higher dimensions are not, as they are just axes of movement, moreso constants of physical space than anything else.
But with the last episode of the series, released a fair while ago, there is some new context as to the nature of dimensions in The Big Lez Show, which I believe can solidify the possibility of Sassy's 1-A rating. Namely, the episode in question is Choomah Island 3. In it, Sassy and Donny (Another transcendent sasquatch like him) get really high, and after smoking a special joint which Donny got his hands into, they are warped into other planes of existence, eventually reaching one where the only thing is a small door in front of a cliff.
At the end of the episode, Sassy and Donny actually open the door and get sucked into it, and then they land into another plane of existence where they are drawn super crudely, and Sassy then says that they are in the first dimension or some shit.
After deciding to get out of there, both of them smoke another special joint, which in turns takes them into higher dimensions, and Sassy describes leaving the first dimension as them getting "more real"... Until they get too real and end up in the real world (kek).
Anyways, this scene fairly clearly shows that dimensions in Big Lez are actually treated as places and layers of reality that are progressively more "real" than one another, and this isn't the only time that this implication was made in the series, such as in this scene, where Sassy says "third" in response to Donny asking what dimension they are in.
In my opinion, this gives credence to the idea that Sassy's statement of infinite dimensions was in fact referring to something that could qualify for High 1-B, especially when one notes that dimensions are never referred to as being alternate universes in Big Lez (which as a series doesn't really tackle this concept with frequency), with the closest thing to that being Sassy using the term to describe a timeless, spaceless void where people can create whatever they imagine using their thoughts, including whole universes.
Assuming that he meant infinite universes is just assuming things that are not suggested by the series itself, especially when, again, Sassy explicitly uses the term to refer to higher and lower planes of existence in Choomah Island 3, and considering that he was in a higher dimension when Lez asked his question (Are we in another dimension or something?, followed by How many dimensions there are?), I wouldn't say that supposing he was referring to higher planes is out of the question, especially when those higher planes would likely be the "dimensions" Sassy would be familiar with, in the context of the verse.
Hence, I believe that an 1-A rating is in order for Sassy based on this.
Now, we get to the real meat of the upgrades.
As previously mentioned, the entire universe of The Big Lez Show is contained in a Microsoft Paint program, which is where all of existence is drawn and animated, being contained in what is called "The Box", in this case an allusion to the blank canvas you use to draw stuff in MS Paint.
Now, this is just for context, the upgrades are will suggest are mainly due to what happens in Choomah Island 2: Lez smokes a magical joint which Sassy gave to him, and is suddenly transported to the middle of a blank void, where he then sees himself being animated in a Microsoft Paint header. After that, the screen starts to zoom out and reveal a recursion of several other screens, with the screen showing Lez watching himself being animated being in turn contained in another screen, which is contained in another, and so on and so forth, until Lez leaves the recursion altogether and sees it drift away in the distance as he is pulled backwards.
I am aware that this might sound a bit suspicious when used as evidence for any upgrades, but this scene is actually referenced and explained by Sassy later on, in the same episode. Namely, he explains that both he and Lez are outside of the Box in which their universe is created in, both also simultaneously inside it, which is a pretty obvious reference as to how they are not truly outside of their fictional universe, but just in another layer that is nonetheless still contained in the story being animated, as metafiction is ultimately still part of fiction.
Hence, what is seen earlier is just the logical result of this idea: Lez seeing himself being created in the Box was just fiction, and so was the Lez watching him, and so on ad-infinitum. It just creates an infinite recursion of fiction within fiction, boxes within bigger boxes. The fact that Sassy is seen drawing a grassy landscape and then himself into the emptiness even suggests that this whole sequence was also fictional from his perspective, and that he was acting on an even higher layer.
Due to this, I do think that even if the stuff about "infinite dimensions" is rejected, then a solid 1-A rating is fully reasonable for Sassy, as he exists above an infinite series of fictional layers, the lowest of which contains the series' universe as a bunch of drawings inside itself.
Although, if the High 1-B stuff is accepted, then things get a bit more interesting. For those who aren't fully caught up on the explanations, assuming that it is valid would make the verse's cosmology be structured roughly like this:
Infinite Dimensions < Infinite recursion of Boxes that each transcend one another < Final layer where Sassy resides and the rest of the episode happens.
So, if we accept the "infinite dimensions" as being valid evidence showing that the series' universe is High 1-B, then the infinite hierarchy of boxes that Lez flies past would be logically rated at 1-A+and Sassy himself would be High 1-A for transcending it entirely and being on another layer apart from it.
EDIT: After thinking about it more, I believe that an 1-A+ is more appropriate for Sassy if we accept the whole recursion of boxes as being something actually tierable, considering that, if it is considered an hierarchy, then Sassy is moreso really far into it as opposed to being on a different framework altogether. He'd be High 1-A if he transcended the entire recursion of Boxes, but given that he describes himself as still being within the Box in some way, 1-A+ is probably a safer choice.
I do acknowledge that this may seem weird and a bit off-putting for some, so nonetheless, I will play safe, be conservative and suggest an "At least 1-A, possibly 1-A+" for Sassy provided the former suggestion goes through.
Furthermore, there is also evidence that Sassy is Transdual while outside of the Box as well, notably because the Big Lez Show has itself delved into the concept that everything in the universe is one and the same, and that multiplicity is an illusion, such as when Sassy merges Lez' consciousness with an entire universe he created from a blank void of nothingness, and then implies this is Lez' natural state of existence ("Isn't it amazing what you are, deep down?")
Similarly, when Lez meets Sassy outside of the Box, he repeatedly references how the two of them are the same being while in this realm, and alludes to how they share the same voice actor ("You and I, same thing, same voice")
It's not primary evidence for 1-A Sassy, but it's a nice supporting thing, though I can understand if people think it's vague.
Miscellaneous Revisions
Past all of that, I also believe that the Sasquatches shouldn't scale to Tier 1 ratings when residing in the third dimension, considering that they regularly engage in daily activities alongside the rest of the cast and are always portrayed as being more or less comparable to them by default, to the point that they use firearms to deal with the Choomahs just like the rest of them, and at one point, Sassy and Donny even get stuck in the first dimension and have to smoke one of their magical joints to get out of there.
Hence, I think it is pretty clear that they are only Tier 1 in their True Forms, which exist outside of the Box entirely and are said to be able to make a Kingdom Comian's head explode if they tried to explain where they came from.
Although, as an addition of sorts, I believe Sassy should get an "Up to Low 2-C" rating, since he and the Sasquatches have the "PLAC-key" in their possession, which allows them to access an empty dimension where time is nonexistent and people can create whatever they want with their thoughts, Sassy in specific having created an entire universe and merged both himself and Lez with it, as shown above.
Plus, Lez should probably get a key for his End of Series self, which is heavily implied to have ascended to some higher plane of existence outside of the series altogether, since he left a letter for Sassy in the real world after his death, and a joint for him to come back to the fictional universe.
He also had a Super Saiyan-ish transformation earlier in the episode, which allowed him to casually fight and defeat King Laranox, who is stated to have destroyed the planet of Kingdom Come by himself before the events of the series, pretty much shattering it in half, which should be around High 6-A to 5-C, given the state of the planet when Leslie goes visit it.
The Downgrades
Currently, Leslie Mackerel and those who scale to him are rated at 6-C, notably because Lez himself survived a point blank explosion that obliterated the Choomahviatha, a giant fungus who took the form of an entire sentient island.
Now, there are obvious problems with this scale, namely because, as the Choomahviathan's profile itself states, Lez' attacks couldn't harm it in any way, and considering that he regularly fights against people who can hurt him, scaling his physical strength to an explosion that obliterated the Choomahviathan and was treated as being able to kill him and all of his friends is plain wrong.
There is also how Lez didn't tank the explosion at its epicenter, so he naturally only endured a small portion of it, rather than its entire output.
Lez and the boys are also regularly threatened and harmed by normal Choomahs, who are in turn easily killed and blown up by firearms and the like, so scaling all of them to the Choomahviathan is most definitely a no-no.
So, what should they be rated at? Well, I'd say 9-A to 8-C is a good middle ground for the main cast, given that they were completely unscathed by the explosion of the SassM8, which obliterated nearby Choomahs, and how Lez and Norton received only minor cuts and bruises after tanking the explosion of a garage at point blank range. Cecil also endured being thrown off a building and then crashing through several layers of concrete without significant damage other than being slightly dazed.
Also, Clarence is currently rated at 6-C with the SassM8, which is also wrong, since the explosive itself isn't anywhere that powerful on its own, and he only managed to pulverize the Choomahviathan because the bomb was detonated next to its heart.
The Upgrades
As some of you may know, Sassy the Sasquatch was initially rated at 1-A when his profile was created, most specifically because he exists outside of all reality and perceives it as fiction, which he can manipulate and control by drawing on "Microskoft Paint", which is an obvious metafictional reference to the fact that the series was itself drawn and animated on MS Paint (At least originally), and this, coupled with the fact that Sassy states that there is an infinite number of dimensions in the verse, apparently contributed to his rating.
However, this thread came along and people started questioning his rating, which led to him being downgraded to Low 1-C. The main arguments were that there was no evidence that the "infinite dimensions" which Sassy referred to were actually spatio-temporal dimensions, as opposed to being simply alternate spaces or universes, mostly because, in the context of the scene, dimensions were being referred to as places, something which higher dimensions are not, as they are just axes of movement, moreso constants of physical space than anything else.
But with the last episode of the series, released a fair while ago, there is some new context as to the nature of dimensions in The Big Lez Show, which I believe can solidify the possibility of Sassy's 1-A rating. Namely, the episode in question is Choomah Island 3. In it, Sassy and Donny (Another transcendent sasquatch like him) get really high, and after smoking a special joint which Donny got his hands into, they are warped into other planes of existence, eventually reaching one where the only thing is a small door in front of a cliff.
At the end of the episode, Sassy and Donny actually open the door and get sucked into it, and then they land into another plane of existence where they are drawn super crudely, and Sassy then says that they are in the first dimension or some shit.
After deciding to get out of there, both of them smoke another special joint, which in turns takes them into higher dimensions, and Sassy describes leaving the first dimension as them getting "more real"... Until they get too real and end up in the real world (kek).
Anyways, this scene fairly clearly shows that dimensions in Big Lez are actually treated as places and layers of reality that are progressively more "real" than one another, and this isn't the only time that this implication was made in the series, such as in this scene, where Sassy says "third" in response to Donny asking what dimension they are in.
In my opinion, this gives credence to the idea that Sassy's statement of infinite dimensions was in fact referring to something that could qualify for High 1-B, especially when one notes that dimensions are never referred to as being alternate universes in Big Lez (which as a series doesn't really tackle this concept with frequency), with the closest thing to that being Sassy using the term to describe a timeless, spaceless void where people can create whatever they imagine using their thoughts, including whole universes.
Assuming that he meant infinite universes is just assuming things that are not suggested by the series itself, especially when, again, Sassy explicitly uses the term to refer to higher and lower planes of existence in Choomah Island 3, and considering that he was in a higher dimension when Lez asked his question (Are we in another dimension or something?, followed by How many dimensions there are?), I wouldn't say that supposing he was referring to higher planes is out of the question, especially when those higher planes would likely be the "dimensions" Sassy would be familiar with, in the context of the verse.
Hence, I believe that an 1-A rating is in order for Sassy based on this.
Now, we get to the real meat of the upgrades.
As previously mentioned, the entire universe of The Big Lez Show is contained in a Microsoft Paint program, which is where all of existence is drawn and animated, being contained in what is called "The Box", in this case an allusion to the blank canvas you use to draw stuff in MS Paint.
Now, this is just for context, the upgrades are will suggest are mainly due to what happens in Choomah Island 2: Lez smokes a magical joint which Sassy gave to him, and is suddenly transported to the middle of a blank void, where he then sees himself being animated in a Microsoft Paint header. After that, the screen starts to zoom out and reveal a recursion of several other screens, with the screen showing Lez watching himself being animated being in turn contained in another screen, which is contained in another, and so on and so forth, until Lez leaves the recursion altogether and sees it drift away in the distance as he is pulled backwards.
I am aware that this might sound a bit suspicious when used as evidence for any upgrades, but this scene is actually referenced and explained by Sassy later on, in the same episode. Namely, he explains that both he and Lez are outside of the Box in which their universe is created in, both also simultaneously inside it, which is a pretty obvious reference as to how they are not truly outside of their fictional universe, but just in another layer that is nonetheless still contained in the story being animated, as metafiction is ultimately still part of fiction.
Hence, what is seen earlier is just the logical result of this idea: Lez seeing himself being created in the Box was just fiction, and so was the Lez watching him, and so on ad-infinitum. It just creates an infinite recursion of fiction within fiction, boxes within bigger boxes. The fact that Sassy is seen drawing a grassy landscape and then himself into the emptiness even suggests that this whole sequence was also fictional from his perspective, and that he was acting on an even higher layer.
Due to this, I do think that even if the stuff about "infinite dimensions" is rejected, then a solid 1-A rating is fully reasonable for Sassy, as he exists above an infinite series of fictional layers, the lowest of which contains the series' universe as a bunch of drawings inside itself.
Although, if the High 1-B stuff is accepted, then things get a bit more interesting. For those who aren't fully caught up on the explanations, assuming that it is valid would make the verse's cosmology be structured roughly like this:
Infinite Dimensions < Infinite recursion of Boxes that each transcend one another < Final layer where Sassy resides and the rest of the episode happens.
So, if we accept the "infinite dimensions" as being valid evidence showing that the series' universe is High 1-B, then the infinite hierarchy of boxes that Lez flies past would be logically rated at 1-A+
EDIT: After thinking about it more, I believe that an 1-A+ is more appropriate for Sassy if we accept the whole recursion of boxes as being something actually tierable, considering that, if it is considered an hierarchy, then Sassy is moreso really far into it as opposed to being on a different framework altogether. He'd be High 1-A if he transcended the entire recursion of Boxes, but given that he describes himself as still being within the Box in some way, 1-A+ is probably a safer choice.
I do acknowledge that this may seem weird and a bit off-putting for some, so nonetheless, I will play safe, be conservative and suggest an "At least 1-A, possibly 1-A+" for Sassy provided the former suggestion goes through.
Furthermore, there is also evidence that Sassy is Transdual while outside of the Box as well, notably because the Big Lez Show has itself delved into the concept that everything in the universe is one and the same, and that multiplicity is an illusion, such as when Sassy merges Lez' consciousness with an entire universe he created from a blank void of nothingness, and then implies this is Lez' natural state of existence ("Isn't it amazing what you are, deep down?")
Similarly, when Lez meets Sassy outside of the Box, he repeatedly references how the two of them are the same being while in this realm, and alludes to how they share the same voice actor ("You and I, same thing, same voice")
It's not primary evidence for 1-A Sassy, but it's a nice supporting thing, though I can understand if people think it's vague.
Miscellaneous Revisions
Past all of that, I also believe that the Sasquatches shouldn't scale to Tier 1 ratings when residing in the third dimension, considering that they regularly engage in daily activities alongside the rest of the cast and are always portrayed as being more or less comparable to them by default, to the point that they use firearms to deal with the Choomahs just like the rest of them, and at one point, Sassy and Donny even get stuck in the first dimension and have to smoke one of their magical joints to get out of there.
Hence, I think it is pretty clear that they are only Tier 1 in their True Forms, which exist outside of the Box entirely and are said to be able to make a Kingdom Comian's head explode if they tried to explain where they came from.
Although, as an addition of sorts, I believe Sassy should get an "Up to Low 2-C" rating, since he and the Sasquatches have the "PLAC-key" in their possession, which allows them to access an empty dimension where time is nonexistent and people can create whatever they want with their thoughts, Sassy in specific having created an entire universe and merged both himself and Lez with it, as shown above.
Plus, Lez should probably get a key for his End of Series self, which is heavily implied to have ascended to some higher plane of existence outside of the series altogether, since he left a letter for Sassy in the real world after his death, and a joint for him to come back to the fictional universe.
He also had a Super Saiyan-ish transformation earlier in the episode, which allowed him to casually fight and defeat King Laranox, who is stated to have destroyed the planet of Kingdom Come by himself before the events of the series, pretty much shattering it in half, which should be around High 6-A to 5-C, given the state of the planet when Leslie goes visit it.