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Ren vs Banjo-Kazooie (GRACE)

Christian_Higdon

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Neglect kills injuries, revenge increases them.
~ Aesop​

Banjo walked off, leaving the house as Ren looked at his friend. "Okay...I've just about had it." He said, cracking his knuckles and baring his teeth. "If he's gonna do that, I'm gonna have to show him what for." He glared at Banjo and Kazooie, as suddenly, something hit him.

"If he's gonna do that to me, I'll take away the thing he loves most!" He grabbed a ton of weaponry, before setting out into the sunset. Ren grinned. He hadn't felt this alive in years, but now? He felt amazing. But he wouldn't forget that this was now personal.

Ren slowly walked, as Kazooie saw Ren heading for them. "Uhhhhh, Banjo!" She said. "Yes, Kazooie?" Banjo replied. "Remember the chihuahua from earlier?" Kazooie asked. "Yeah. What about him?" Kazooie then turned Banjo around. "I think he's mad."

"Hello there, good si-" Ren socked Banjo in the face and shot him, blasting him backwards. "Uhhhh, hi?" He said, but Ren wasn't having it. "YOU TOOK MY FRIEND, THE ONLY PERSON THAT HELD ME TOGETHER. NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE. YOUR. LIFE."

Speed Equal.

Both are 7-C.

Ren is bloodlusted and both have all their weaponry.

Battle is on a hill.

Ren starts out with a shotgun.

Win via KO, incap or death.

Who wins?

Marland T. Höek: 0

Banjo & Kazooie: 7

Inconclusive: 0

Music

Ren Hoek
Banjo-Kazoine Render
 
Yeah...so...I assume that Ren's BFR works by using his time machine, which Kazooie can just destroy so...y'know. Also, there's no calc for the town level feat so i'll just assume that he's about baseline, so his only way of defeating Banjo would be the BFR or sleep manipulation i guess.
 
That's true, but since Ren will start out with a shotgun i don't think he would be able to do much before they attack. Let's just say he starts with the time machine, they would likely avoid getting sucked by flying and Stimpy was fairly close to the zorgs in order to use the BFR, the problem is that even if he manages to get close, Kazooie will use TK on him, if they have the vehicles, Rusty bin and E.M.P should do the trick.
 
Also, now that i think about it, shouldn't Banjo have resistance to sleep manipulation? He can instantly sleep and wake up at will.
 
JiggyHunter11 said:
Also, now that i think about it, shouldn't Banjo have resistance to sleep manipulation? He can instantly sleep and wake up at will.
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I don't know if that would count as resistance or not.

Both of their regens will be problematic, but forcefields + healing helps out B&K defensively and ice cubes gives them a good win con, plus everything Jiggy stated. Guh-Huh FRA
 
JiggyHunter11 said:
That's true, but since Ren will start out with a shotgun i don't think he would be able to do much before they attack. Let's just say he starts with the time machine, they would likely avoid getting sucked by flying and Stimpy was fairly close to the zorgs in order to use the BFR, the problem is that even if he manages to get close, Kazooie will use TK on him, if they have the vehicles, Rusty bin and E.M.P should do the trick.
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Seems reasonable to me. Banjo & Kazooie FRA.
 
I mean, people can't normally just decide to wake up while sleeping. It should grant him sleep manipulation regardless, even if it is just on himself.
 
Oh yeah, Banjo has Enhanced Vision with Amaze o' Gaze Glasses.

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"Alright, Banjo! I think he's had enough!" Kazooie said. Ren was sitting there, shivering and sobbing. "Oh..." Kazooie then just gulped. "This isn't good. We should likely get out of here. Now!" Banjo nodded. "Agreed." They ran off. This was a long day.

"Stimpy..." Ren started to cry. All those times he's been with him, wasted on a day he didn't expect. Then, he heard something. "Reeeeen!" He had heard. "Stimpy?" Stimpy still lived! "Nine lives are a neat thing to have." Ren then hugged him. "Alright, Stimpy, let's get back in the house."

THE END...FOR NOW
 
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