Stimpy vs Banjo-Kazooie

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
	~ Mark Twai​

"Oh, boy, Ren! This game looks fun!" Stimpy shouted, pointing at this weird looking game. "Steempy, really? That's a kids' game, and you're a grown cat!" Ren blared out. "I want it, I want it, I want iiiiiiiiiiiit! Please?" He begged. "Okay, fine, but don't play it past bed time."

Stimpy started playing the game over and over, getting a bit more and more frustrated. But he was determined to beat the game. That is, until he gave up. "Ren, can you take the game back? It's too hard-" They both heard a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Stimpy asked, before gasping. "Hello! We just needed help! We were wondering if you've seen this evil witch anywhe-" Stimpy spat a hairball in Banjo's face. "I don't like you! Your game's too hard!" Kazooie just replied with, "Okay, Banjo, we may have a fight on hand!"

Speed Equal.

Both are 7-C.

Battle is in RaS's house.

They start a few inches away.

Both are in-character.

BaK have all their weapons.

Win via KO, incap or death.

Who wins?

Stimpy: 0

Banjo: 7

Inconclusive: 0

 

Dusty_Raider

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Can Banjo get past Stimpy's regen?

 

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Banjo COULD bypass it with eggs, but I forgot to bring up that in the OP.

 

Dusty_Raider

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In that case I vote for Banjo for having better combat abilities and being more skilled. Although the regen makes it close.

 

Christian_Higdon

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One for Banjo.

 

TheQuirkyBoy

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BK FRA

 

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Banjo FRA

 

TheArsenal1212

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BK FRA

 

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banjo via freezing and being more experienced since stimpy doesnt really use hax in character

 

GojiBoyForever

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Banjo FRA

 

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BK fra

 

TheArsenal1212

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7- Grace

 

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Alright, this is almost over. I guess I might as well write for what's to come.

 

Christian_Higdon

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Stimpy kept on trying to attack Banjo over and over, but Banjo had the upper hand all this time. Soon enough, Banjo had frozen Stimpy and left him to melt. Ren was left there, devastated. Sure, he got mad at him time and time, but they were like peanut butter and jelly.

Banjo walked off, leaving the house as Ren looked at his friend. "Okay...I've just about had it." He said, cracking his knuckles and baring his teeth. "If he's gonna do that, I'm gonna have to show him what for." He glared at Banjo and Kazooie, as suddenly, something hit him.

"If he's gonna do that to me, I'll take away the thing he loves most!" He grabbed a ton of weaponry, before setting out into the sunset. Ren grinned. He hadn't felt this alive in years, but now? He felt amazing. But he wouldn't forget that this was now personal.

TO BE CONTINUED