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Christian_Higdon

Joke Battles
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I'm on a roll today.

Both are Low 2-C.

Rick has a week of prep.

Richard's had his job for a week.

Speed Equalized.

Richard starts in his office while Rick starts at the door of the building Richard is in.

Win via KO, incap, death or Richard losing his job.

Who wins?

Chungus: 0

Schwifty: 7

Inconclusive: 0

Rick Sanchez
Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know, meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull — that's how we grow as people

Buffrichardw
First he takes my sausages, and then what? Should I let him take my wife? A man's house is his castle, Nicole. And this is a castle, and I'm not letting him ruin it. There's a phantom in our bed, a giant earwig! And the next thing you know, he'll come for the kids -- the kids!
 
richards job doesn't seem combat applicable at all, voting rick via far more experience, versatility and his prep, and since he has prep he would plan out a way to cancel out someone dumb like richard
 
rick also has a range advantage, so he could send richard to another dimension or cut him in half or freeze him from a distance, he could also stop time
 
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