A Pervert Fights a Princess

Because why not?

I don't know which key is better for Issei, so DxD G for now.

Speed is equalized.

They start at 100m from each other

Princess Zelda:

Issei Hyoudou: 7 (Gar Schnee One, DragonEmperor23, Ricsi, AnonymousBlank,TheRustyOne, Overlord775 and Starter Pack)

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Worst guy beats best girl. Unless she starts as Sheik, she's not getting past that precog. And she doesn't have the stat boosting necessary to keep up with Boost or Divide.

Of course, she can lolseal, which I completely forgot about and is her first move that's not High 5-A arrows...

Precog+BPW negs seal before she uses it

BPW?

'''Breast Power Wave:''' Issei fires his red and black dragon energy at opponents. It has a special effect of completely halting the movements of females.

Okay, why is Issei so...I can't think of a better word than misogynistic, but that's not the right word.

Ah, I got it.

Issei's a predator.

I don't want to insult it, and I'm sure it's wrong, but the more I learn about the dxd verse the more it seems like a bundle of asspulls for the sake of ecchi. I'm sure it has an actually good story, but it sure seems... weird from outside. (Then again, Warhammer litirally had a planet tentcle raped...)

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oof

It's not, Issei just makes moves that cater to his desires. He's not even the only main character, there are others in the verse.

I can unrestrict Light Arrows if it's considered unfair.

Anywho, Zelda's still a teleporting ninja pirate with precog (despite being the second most known damsel in distress in gaming). She's not exactly bad at dodging.

His aura can cover an island and her range is hundreds of meters.

DragonEmperor23 said:

It's not, Issei just makes moves that cater to his desires. He's not even the only main character, there are others in the verse.

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I know, and I did aknowledge it. Warhammer isn't exactly liek those chinise cartoon porns despite slaneesh existing afterall.

Tough... isn't there a nipple god? Like, I remember going on the dxd wikia and going on random character and getting the profile of a god that is litirally a breast with limbs that shapeshiifts into your most belowed breast.


How would Zelda react to the aura?

Yeah, the breast god. She doesn't have resistance to https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Paralysis_Inducement so she should get paralyzed.

She's paralyzed because she has two X chromosomes.

Goddammit Japan...

There is only one real question tough.

Would it work on Bowsette?

Good question.

I think so. Azazel made a gender swapping ray gun and used on Kiba to turn him into a female but I don't think Issei had any troubles reading the oppai's thoughts.

But you see, Bowsette is a futa.

I went through a lot of.... reasearch to assure the thruth behind this.

Its effects also extend past biological breasts, as it could work on Sona's spirit.


Conceptual ecchi powers whe

You see, that is what I mean by asspull for the sake of ecchi. And I know people that would argue that it is conceptual.

Truly, Boob manipulation should have it's own page.


Serious question... would issei use his powers on a furry? And I don't mean catgirl furry, I mean proper furry.

Issei'd be dead right now if he were in Ultimate ;_;

Galeem y u do dis;_;

I knew DxD was strange as I actually read it a bit, but I never expected it to be that ridiculous.

Inb4 he pulls out a Sonic and saves the day at the end of the story mode.

if he found her attractive, maybe

I don't know. I don't believe there's anything suggesting whether he'd do so or not, currently. I assume you're talking about Dress Break. He doesn't use Pailingual like that.

What Ricsi described is from the fanon wiki. Chichigami is the only breast goddess and we don't know her appearance, as she's from another universe and her appearance wasn't described. She's only appeared twice; in Volume 7 when Issei uses Pailingual and it connects to the other universe, and in Volume 25 when Issei drinks a bootleg version of Amrita and apparently almost dies as it's only for gods. After losing consciousness, she appears to him and tells him something.

To derail a little, DxD is not really ridiculous in ecchi, compared to other similar verses. For example, the first volume of Shinmai Maou is more explicit than the entirety of DxD, not to mention the likes of Seikon no Qwaser. As a matter of fact, many fans have been noting / complaining that the ecchi has significantly reduced and it's more of a battle type these days. Replying to Ricsi, I don't know how you look for your info, but it's certainly not a bundle of asspulls for the sake of ecchi. I'm really not sure where that comes from. It's a massive reach and exaggeration, especially considering most of the antagonists are male and Issei's techniques mostly don't come into play in those instances. It's just a normal ecchi verse, with the ecchi parts undergoing an obvious decline. Out of dozens of instances, only three has to do with weird ecchi related stuff helping him majorly in a fight. Volume 5, 9, and 24. Nothing else I can think of currently. There's nothing particularly ridiculous, and it's not excessive either.

The anime mostly exaggerates things. Understandable, but I don't like it. The first instance is Viser using attacks with her breasts, despite such a thing never happening in the novel. I'm not really a fan of the anime. Obviously, Pailingual and Dress Break are weird but the only really weird things I can think of are Oppai Beam, which only happened like twice and Nyuutron Beam Cannon, which was created by his grandfather and has been used only once. Also, Pailingual working on Sona's spirit isn't an asspull; that's its first use. The only thing that kinda came outta nowhere is NBC, and it's his grandfather that showed it to him. He's mentioned to be trying to develop more female oriented techniques.

It's not good to judge a verse based on hearsay, stereotype, the genre, and how it looks like from the outside. I also did not really like DxD the first time around. Why? Because I didn't really like ecchi, and so I stereotyped it and ended up not enjoying it. But I just decided to reread the novel one day without judging it based on the aforementioned things and today, it's one of my favorite verses. I think myself a very big fool for not liking this verse earlier than I did. I can confidently say I regret how I handled it before. I've done the same for other ecchi verses, and I've discovered that they're genuinely fun for me. Now I wouldn't say I dislike ecchi anymore, which is the complete opposite of how I felt over a year ago. It's also the case with romance anime and manga. That's not to say I particularly like them though.

Same things with Issei. I can't stress how much I disliked him just over a year ago. A few people here know about it. But after letting go of the stereotyping and unnecessary hate, I reread the novel and he's now one of my favorite characters in the series. His narrations are funny too. I'd say the anime plays the biggest role in making people dislike him, as was the case for me. Personally, it's really not bad in the novel; he's even one of the top three characters among the novel readers.

So, from my own experience, I'd just advise you get into something without any form of prejudice and go from there. If you end up disliking it still, no problem. It's normal. Talking to Cal and his problem with haxxed characters and verses that happen to not be part of his favs.

Note: Being a little blunt here; don't bother replying to my off-topic post because I'm already unfollowing this thread. Just in case, no one should bother coming to my wall as well. I'm not interested in a discussion.

''Claps hands in acknowledgement of well worded display of thoughts''

Off topic, but I find it funny that Issei beat a delinquent, a wizard, a ninja, a dragon, and a goddess, but loses to a goddamn cat.

its a gud cat tho

TriforcePower1 said:

Light Arrows are restricted.

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Ugh

That's not allowed anymore

Unless it's not something she usually has, by which case just say "she doesn't have light arrows"

Oh wait nevermind they're High 5-A carry on

I don't think it matters since Divide+Boost nulls the ap difference. Using the arrows would actually be worse for Zelda because then all of Issei would be High 5-A.

Holy mother of NLF