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So, Evil Ernie's Regenerationn is listed as Mid-High, and I actually have the scans that prove the rating is legitimate.
But after some more reading, I realized it's possible that his Regenerationn is even more ridiculous, albeit in a way that's ultimately situational as far as combat goes.
Note: Rather than posting a bunch of isolated scans from the relevant comics, I'll just post links to the comics themselves.
First off, we have the Armageddon event comic from 1999. The plot of this is effectively an "end of the universe" doomsday scenario where the faces of Chaos Comics unite against a cosmic entity who's seeking to ruin the entire universe. At the end of it (go to Issue #4), the entity is defeated, but as its last revenge, it releases a wave of uncreation which erases the entire universe from existence. Despite one of the characters managing to alter the wave's results so that it rewrites the universe afterwards, all of the Chaos characters are wiped out by this event.
You're probably thinking to yourself "Where's Ernie in all of this"? Well, sad to say, he was killed in the final issue of Evil Ernie: War of the Dead, wiped out by one of the nuclear warheads which he himself had set off. Naturally, since every corpse within several kilometers of him was blown to Kingdom Come as well, there was nothing for him to use to resurrect himself.
Such seems to be the end of Evil Ernie's legacy...or at least it seemed to be the end, until the Evil Ernie Returns comic, where an inmate's execution provides a corpse for Ernie to possess and use to restore his physical body. Not only is this comic set in the new universe after the events of Armageddon, but both he and Smiley appear to remember everything that happened prior to and during the climax of War of the Dead.
So, with all of this in front of us, we have:
Regenerationn (Mid-High for his physical body. Up to High-Godly through corpse possession, as this method allowed him to restore himself after the Chaos Comics universe was erased from existence.)
Does this seem reasonable?
But after some more reading, I realized it's possible that his Regenerationn is even more ridiculous, albeit in a way that's ultimately situational as far as combat goes.
Note: Rather than posting a bunch of isolated scans from the relevant comics, I'll just post links to the comics themselves.
First off, we have the Armageddon event comic from 1999. The plot of this is effectively an "end of the universe" doomsday scenario where the faces of Chaos Comics unite against a cosmic entity who's seeking to ruin the entire universe. At the end of it (go to Issue #4), the entity is defeated, but as its last revenge, it releases a wave of uncreation which erases the entire universe from existence. Despite one of the characters managing to alter the wave's results so that it rewrites the universe afterwards, all of the Chaos characters are wiped out by this event.
You're probably thinking to yourself "Where's Ernie in all of this"? Well, sad to say, he was killed in the final issue of Evil Ernie: War of the Dead, wiped out by one of the nuclear warheads which he himself had set off. Naturally, since every corpse within several kilometers of him was blown to Kingdom Come as well, there was nothing for him to use to resurrect himself.
Such seems to be the end of Evil Ernie's legacy...or at least it seemed to be the end, until the Evil Ernie Returns comic, where an inmate's execution provides a corpse for Ernie to possess and use to restore his physical body. Not only is this comic set in the new universe after the events of Armageddon, but both he and Smiley appear to remember everything that happened prior to and during the climax of War of the Dead.
So, with all of this in front of us, we have:
- The destruction of his physical body to the point that it could not regenerate, as well as the destruction of every means of coming back to life that he had.
- The subsequent erasure and restructure of the entire universe in which he existed. (Which should have completely ended him, even if he were existing as nothing but a disembodied consciousness)
- Complete resurrection in the new universe, explicitly after he old one was erased, as well as a retained memory of everything that had happened before.
Regenerationn (Mid-High for his physical body. Up to High-Godly through corpse possession, as this method allowed him to restore himself after the Chaos Comics universe was erased from existence.)
Does this seem reasonable?