your tier in real life but with a twist

[Aguywhodoesthings]

yeah this type of thread has been done a couple of times already but this time you're supposed to completely wank yourself as much as possible

 

[PsychoWarper]

I can write on DC comics as well as tear them meaning I scale above the Writer and am tier 0.

 

[TheGatememer]

I can one shot mosquitos, and catch them with my hand. Saitama cannot. I am physically superior to Saitama.

 

[Aguywhodoesthings]

actually saitama couldn't hit the mosquito which makes you faster than saitama

 

[Aguywhodoesthings]

bump

 

[FRIMI]

As a member of the fandom community, I am conceptually above every character including all the ones on the joke battles wiki

 

[Moelow]

That was a Genetically Modified Mosquito made in the House of Evolution, the very same that created the Rank 8 S Class Immortal Zombieman. The Mosquito swarm could drain out all the blood from an Average Human Adult in Moments which makes them way superior to normal Mosquitoes. Saitama used the strength required to kill an average Mosquito, which clearly wasn't enough.

 

[UltraChair]

According on what I have put on this blog currently, I'd be; At least Building level (Is superior to my cup of water, some humans have surivived being struck by lightning), possibly Solar System level (Should be capable of surviving temperatures that can kill Tardigrades)

 

[SpookyShadow]

Resistance to Madness Manipulation, scaling above people who live in Brazil

 

[Aguywhodoesthings]

anyone who lives in Brazil also gets BFR

 

[FRIMI]

Tsutomu Yamaguchi survived being in the blast radius of 2 atomic bombs and I'm pretty sure I and every other human is roughly comparable to him in durability

 

[SlendVeny]

I can just write a fanfiction where Azathoth dies. Tier 0.

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

i know spanish, then I am above all those who do not know Spanish, so Tier 0

 

[Aguywhodoesthings]

This is the 2nd time a years old thread of mine gets suddenly brought back

 

[SlendVeny]

This is the 2nd time a years old thread of mine gets suddenly brought back

you're welcome.

 

[Funnimane]

i am black so can say the n word, tier -∞

 

[Oliver_de_jesus]

i am black so can say the n word, tier -∞

 

[Noneless21]

i am black so can say the n word, tier -∞

Hah i can do better

Since we live at the same plane as Keanu, then theoratically speaking, we should scale to Keanu Reeves and as such we have become semi almighty deity much higher than tier -infinite

 

[Aguywhodoesthings]

Damn i thought my thread getting reanimated was cool but now it's attracting redditors

 

[Noneless21]

Damn i thought my thread getting reanimated was cool but now it's attracting redditors

was it me?

 

[PROPLAYEN]

I got a soul, so i'm 8-B

 

[theultimate5105]

I am Canadian so I automatically get Absolute Zero and Immunity to Absolute Zero
I have immunity to Soul Manip since I do not have a soul as well as being immune to most forms of mind manip since I do not have a metaphysical mind
I have Logic Manip and Immunity to it as I have a very small amount of Mongolian DNA
I Also get High Mematic Social Influencing as I am Canadian
I get immunity to Madness Manip all types, Fear Manip, Pain Manip etc From being Human and Humans are immune to Vogon Poetry
I am 4-B as Tardigrades can tank Gamma Ray Bursts and I can one shot Tartigrades
I have MFTL+ as I can see light as frozen

 

[AceOfSpaces3709]

I am able to casually create matchups involving characters from multiple different verses (Which include Dragon Ball, DC Comics, OPM, JoJo, and Ben 10, just to name a few) placing me above all those verses' top tiers (Such as Zen-o, The Writer, Novel Kars, Alien X, etc). When I was a kid, with effort, I was able to slightly move 50 kg up on a scale in a science museum, and despite struggling as well as being out of breath, I was able to help push a Grob aircraft with my dad which he stated to weigh close to one ton, considering many years have passed after those two feats, My LS should be far above Class 1

 

[Aguywhodoesthings]

Naw
since you pushed it, the weight has to be multiplied by 0.45
1000kg x 0.45 = 450kg
splitting the weight for both of you
450kg : 2 = 225kg (Athletic Human)
Can't believe you would wank such a feat

 

[Comiphorous]

i have 1-A power null from using twitter insults, as it gets you ratio'd and has a 1/5 chance to give you a brain aneurysm from the stupidity

 

[azontr]

I exist. Fiction does not. I am above fiction.

 

[Orange]

I touch grass.
I am above all.

 

[JustANormalLemon]

anyone who lives in Brazil also gets BFR

°u°

 

[JustANormalLemon]

Being a Brazilian I get scalling powrs from Brazil and every thing that Is absorbed to It, so tier 0 should be enough

 

[LIFE_OF_KING]

wank yourself as much as possible

bro

 

[DivineAura44]

I survived every year of NNN no diff. Need I say more?