Your Favorite Character meets Phoenix Wright in Court

[Dargoo_Faust]

Your favorite character is hired to be a prosecutor in a court case, who is trying to prove the guilt of a character who is being defended by none other than Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney.

No higher-dimensional characters are allowed, and all powers and abilities are restricted. This is purely based on intelligence.

The case is completely random, comment on who would make a better case regardless of the situation.

Court proceedings play out as they do in Ace Attorney, not as they do in Real Life, as Wright would be booted out of any real court in the first five seconds.

Alright, go crazy.

 

[ZacharyGrossman273]

"No Higher Dimensional characters allowed"

The ******* doctor

 

[Yellowpig10]

he has infinite asspulls so i think he'll do good

 

[The_Smashor]

Somewhat of a necro but this is interesting.

Gunvolt: Fail. GV is many things. A lawyer is not one of them.

 

[Junkoposter]

[Junko: she probably has a good chance of winning because if you can outsmart the moon people, you can probably do good in court as well.

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Matthew Patel... would probably get objectified out of this layer of reality

 

[TheArsenal1212]

James Bond could potentially outsmart him. Given he can beat and outsmart a mathematician at a probability based game, he could give Phoenix a run for his money

 

[Dargoo_Faust]

Kiritsugu Emiya could potentially crack Wright's defense due to his knowledge of assassinations as long as the crime involved is a muder.

 

[Schnee_One]

Cole MacGrath

Jail for life with zero payroll

 

[Arrogant_Schmuck]

Cole MacGrath
Jail for life with zero payroll

Did you mean: parole

 

[The_Smashor]

r/boneappletea

 

[Jasonsith]

That's what I call a Death Battle.

 

[RayWarrior01]

Well if mine was in court as a prosecuter, he would make sure to have all the right tools(aside from weapon). Such as witnesses, evidence, etc. My favorite character is a real strategist so it wouldn't be hard to come up with multiple plans of actions based on where the court goes.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Kirby

 

[TriforcePower1]

Kiritsugu Emiya could potentially crack Wright's defense due to his knowledge of assassinations as long as the crime involved is a muder.

It's always a murder. Someone steals a jar? You find out that at the same time someone else was killed. Kidnapping? The kidnapper is found dead. Normal civil case about ownership? The previous owner dies. I could go on, but you get the point ovo

 

[TriforcePower1]

Anyway, I don't really have a favorite character, and if I had, he'd be from Ace Attorney so GG

 

[Gf7tvtvfvtfyvfvfvfvfvfv]

Terezi Pyrope

well since Terezi only pretends to be a prosecuting attorney i would hand it to Phoniex but if she's allowed her mind powers i hand it to her

 

[Jackythejack]

Ahem.

Phoenix Wright doesn't make a good prosecuter, so Phoenix Wright likely beats Phoenix right in court.

 

[TriforcePower1]

Last case of SoJ approves ovo

 

[NostalgiaTrip]

King Bradley enters in and dominates. He is older than Pheonix, been Fuher for quiet a few decades... and can blame any inconsistencys on the language barrier

 

[GODZILLA1GAMER]

Lex Luthor convinces Phoenix to give up, and live as a hobo the rest of his life

 

[AConfusedPerson]

Lex Luthor

Kirby

Batman

The Doctor (Doctor Who)

Doc Scratch (Homestuck)

Eternity or other abstracts

Q(Star_Trek)

Doctor Doom

Mister Fantastic

Thanos

High Evolutionary (Marvel Comics)

Washu Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo!)

Lum (Urusei Yatsura)

The Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40,000)

Professor Paradox (Ben 10)

Brainiac (DC Comics)

Kisuke Urahara

Sosuke Aizen (Bleach)

Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass)

Bulma, Doctor Gero, and Android 21 (Dragon Ball)

Spider-Man, Bruce Banner, and Iron Man (Marvel Comics)

Dust of Osiris (Melty Blood)

Accelerator (To Aru Majutsu No Index)

Ozymandias (Watchmen)

L and Light Yagami (Death Note)

Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan)

Solid Snake (Metal Gear)

Shikamaru Nara and Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Colress (Pokémon)

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

Kurama and Yü Kaitō (Yu Yu Hakusho)

 

[Pulinno]

Why is Truth one of the topics?